2 - Auyaya!! Ttaing-uya!! (Someone save me! An employee is harassing me!)

I was playing Lobotomy.

That’s how I spent all my days, cursing White Night and sleeping deeply. 

But one day, when I opened my eyes, I was in a white room.

And then, White Night blessed me and spoke to me like a Jehovah’s Witness, and that’s why what happened in the previous chapter happened.

As soon as I woke up, so many things happened that I felt overwhelmed.

And worst of all, my memories became fuzzy.

All I could remember was that I used to be a man, and that I cursed White Night at every opportunity while playing.

"ueueueu..."

"...Thought transmission test... Verifying containment room functionality..." 

And that’s why I decided to reassess my current situation.

The person working so diligently in front of me was probably an employee. 

He kept talking about Insight work or something, but that wasn’t the biggest problem.

My body has changed!

My physique, even if it wasn’t large when I was still a man, had now turned into that of a child, and on top of that, a girl!

My life is ruined!

My fully developed arms and legs had turned into twigs. 

And the narrow room, or rather, the containment room, that once seemed cramped, now felt surprisingly spacious.

There wasn’t a mirror, but I didn’t need one. Even without it, I realized just how tiny I had become.

And above all that, the most annoying part…

Flap flap…

WINGS!! I HAVE FREAKING WINGS!!

They’re the same as White Night’s, and they move against my will.

The damn things wouldn’t stop flapping, and the sensation irritated me more and more. 

So I tried to hold them still with my hands.

And it didn’t work...

My thin arms couldn’t reach my back, so I twisted around trying to catch them.

"u-i, ua!!"
(Damn wings! I’ll catch you!)

I lost my balance while spinning and fell dizzy to the floor, sat down to rest, and then got back up to try again.

"kkaa-!!"
(Gotcha!)

I finally did it! I managed to grab the wings on my back!

But the part I grabbed was hard to hold, so my hand slipped. 

To stop the annoying thing from flapping again, I bit it with my mouth.

"agu"

I tried grabbing the wing again with my hand.

"......"

"...au?"
(What?)


Lobotomy Corporation...

At first, when I joined the company, the people around me congratulated me for being hired by one of the Wings, and I felt proud of that.

But now everything’s different.

From people going insane, to horrific monsters known as 'abnormalities' that kill people as easily as breathing. 

Even if you survive by sacrificing others, in the end, you’ll end up becoming a monster yourself.

"A new abnormality... I hope I make it out alive…"

Handling a new abnormality usually ends with the loss of at least one limb or severe sanity damage.

That’s the norm, and if you’re lucky, you might get out somewhat stable, maybe with something strange stuck to your body, only to die later.

At worst, you’ll wish you were dead.

Following the manager’s orders, when I entered the room to work with the abnormality, what I saw was...

'...A girl? Maybe an abnormality similar to Laetitia?' 

The abnormality in question was a girl with white hair and contrasting red eyes, dressed in robes similar to a priest’s. Floating above her head was a halo, just like a stereotypical angel.

Also, judging by the wings on her back, aside from her eyes, she was a girl of pure white!

However...

"uaeeee swi ang-!!"

Her cries were loud, so loud they hurt just from hearing them. Although luckily, there was no mental contamination in them.

[Employee Kohel, please begin the work.]

As soon as I could, I tried to work according to the manager’s revealed info...

"uweeeeg swi swi swi o–" 

"uu...eee…" 

"eee-!! auya!! u!"

While babbling incomprehensibly like a baby, she erratically raised and lowered her small arms.

Judging by her body language and the way she flapped her wings, she seemed intelligent... but not very much so.

Then, just like a puppy chasing its tail, she spun in circles trying to catch her wings, got dizzy, fell exhausted, and then celebrated once she caught them.

Then she bit it with a 'Chomp', as if enjoying it.

All this absurdity made me wonder, is this really a dangerous abnormality?

She showed no hostility toward the staff and just kept messing with her own wings in a creepy way, so she didn’t seem dangerous.

"Forget it. This is an abnormality... this is an abnormality…"

I reminded myself what kind of company this was, and as soon as I finished the work, I left the containment room.

Fortunately, maybe because Insight Work was the correct choice, the PE-Boxes surpassed the halfway mark, and the abnormality’s info was updated.

Its classification was ZAYIN.

The rest...

"Sunbae... will I be okay?"

"You’ll be fine. As long as you don’t do anything weird again, everything will go smoothly"

"What do you mean by 'doing something weird', sunbae?"

"Did you already forget that time you started petting the Bird of Judgment because you thought it was 'cute', and it tore off your arm?"

"Come on, sunbae!! Don’t talk like that about that cutie~!!"

"The fact that you have zero mental contamination just makes it more confusing... Just get in the room"

[Manager’s order. Staff member Karin is to perform Attachment Work with abnormality O-01-45-1.]

"Wuuuu!! I can do it!! I’ll be back soon, sunbae!!"

kiaiing–

As the containment room door opened, her hubae walked in.

Even though the heavy steel door closed...

"Kyaaaaah!! You’re so cute!! Come here!! This is a kind of Attachment Work too!!"

"auuueee---!!!!!"

The sound of an overly excited voice and the desperate scream of the abnormality threw Kohel off.


The staff member exited the containment room.

Her expression was bored, like what she had just seen was nothing unusual, but I was still trembling nervously.

Because I was bored!

More than anything, because this containment room had nothing to do. No form of entertainment, no matter how simple.

For now, I walked around the walls, trying to see if anything special was hidden.

I tried jumping at the door through which the employee had entered and exited.

munjang

Then I sat in front of it, thinking something might happen if I just waited.

Kiiing–

The door opened!

"abu?"
(Huh?)

And the one who came in wasn’t the previous employee, it was a woman... Something about this gives me a bad feeling.

"...¬"

"bua?"
(What’s wrong with her?)

"So cute!!"

"kkaa-!!"
(euaag!!)

My feet, my feet are off the ground!!

"Kyaaaa~!! You’re so adorable!! What’s your name?!"

A woman I don’t know is harassing me! 

"auuueee!!!!!"

Suvn_kartoffel

Author's Note

Originally, this was supposed to come out earlier, but to avoid messing up some things, I looked up the Lob Corp wiki, and then the magic happened... Sorry if at any point my translation isn't good enough, or if I take too long, but in the end, I'm still just an amateur at this :p Anyway, if anyone notices any spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors, please let me know. Thanks!

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