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3 - Omnyomnyom (Chocolate cookies are God)

Karin is unable to hold back when she sees cute things.

Once, instead of performing Instinct work with Ppodae as ordered, she started petting him until he went berserk, and suppression became necessary.

And because she was an employee with a lot of combat experience, she kept dodging his attacks while petting him... at least until another employee arrived and suppressed him instead.

She got along so well with 'The Queen of Hatred' that she would even go in to chat with her without needing orders.

Her behavior was completely erratic, but because she was strong, she never faced consequences for her actions.

In fact, it was quite plausible that the manager simply let it slide without paying much attention.

But back to the topic.

In front of her stood a little girl, with a halo above her head and a pair of wings on her back, wearing what looked like a religious habit.

"au?"

The girl, sitting on the floor, looked at her with big sparkling eyes while tilting her head slightly, as if curious about something.

Karin, unable to take it, shouted, "I can't take it anymore!" and threw herself at her, hugging her on the spot.

She cuddled her in her arms and kept petting her, occasionally squishing her cheeks, until she completely wore her out, causing her to run away.

"Ueeeeng-!!!!"

"Baby, don’t run away! Unnie’s not a bad person~!"

"ue!! aue!!"

Although she tried to control her strength while petting and occasionally squishing her cheeks, it seemed she used too much force, because the girl ran off in the middle of it.

"Abu! ppuee!!"

"Could it be she doesn’t understand what I’m saying?"

"ue!! aua!"

"Ah, just one more time. Let me hug you just once more!! You’re too adorable!"

"ppueeeeee!!!"

From an outside perspective, she might have seemed angry. She was hopping from side to side, flailing her tiny arms and flapping her wings frantically, but this behavior only served to excite Karin even more.

"Haaa~ I feel better now..."

"...uee..."

"Huh? Eh? Are you okay?"

In the end, all her energy was drained by Karin, and she collapsed from exhaustion.


"Unnie is sorry~"

What a terrifying woman, trying to take down a person... No, an Abnormality, using nothing but hugs!

Even if I tried to keep my distance, since we were in a containment room, my back would eventually hit the wall. And because of my short legs, no matter how much I ran, that woman would catch me just by walking.

Even so, I ran straight toward the door, but before I could react, I was already caught in her arms again...

"uuu..."

After that, I simply gave up.

Click! Click click!

"Finally, the brick-phone the company gave us is actually useful for something!! Hehehe...!"

Without caring whether she was tired or not, she began taking pictures with a phone thicker than should even be allowed.

[… ha... Employee Karin, please proceed with Instinct work]

"Ah, right. Ahem!! Let’s see, little one! Is there something you like?"

"..."

After treating me like that, you think I’m going to answer? Consider this my revenge!

"Hmm... Judging by her emotional state... heh, I see..."

Whoosh

When she reached her hand out toward me again, I backed away.

No! You just messed up my hair and squished my cheeks like dirty laundry, I know exactly what you’re planning to do!

Flutternm,.

Look! Even my wings are rejecting you!! For the first time, they and I agree on something! Stay away! Witch!

"Ahaha, umm. Could it be that I approached too boldly earlier?"

"au"
(Of course, you did)

"Oh, how unfortunate… But maybe, making a small concession will change the cute baby’s mind~?"

Saying that, she pulled a chocolate cookie out of her jacket pocket.

"?"
(?)

But a simple cookie wasn’t enough to break my will.

My body may now be that of a child, but my mind was still that of an adult!

Don’t even think you can manipulate me with mere sweets.

"...Ah, right. You don’t know what this is. Well, in that case..."

jjiig!

"Here! Smell this!"

She’s trying, by any means necessary, to get me to eat the cookie. But I’m not falling for something like that...

Sniff sniff... Sniff...

...

What?!

An irresistible smell invaded my nose and penetrated in my brain.

Before, it was just a delicious treat, but now, its sweet aroma made my mouth water. It made my body move on its own, as if seduced by it.

Oh, cookie. You are my enemy!

Anything in front of me no longer matters, there’s no need to pay attention to it.

What matters now is that I have to destroy that wicked cookie right this instant, the one tempting me with its sweet, sweet scent!

Just thinking about it makes me happy.

I slowly approached and took the big cookie, too big for my tiny hands, and held it above my head, taking a big bite.

"Nom"

Screw White Night. In this world, the only god is the cookie. Not even 'One Sin' is above cookies.

The sweetness that melts in your mouth... the crunch in every bite...

"Omnyomnyom"

"Cough cough..."

Thud–!!

Karin, upon seeing this scene, had a nosebleed and collapsed unconscious. But that wasn’t my problem.

The only thing that truly mattered was finishing this cookie.

"Omnyomnyom"

Shortly after, the door to the containment room opened, and the same employee from before came in, dragging Karin out.

Since it was a familiar face, I waved at him, but for some reason, he started sweating and left in a hurry.

Why?

Suvn_kartoffel

Author's Note

I’ve barely had any internet all week, there have been issues with the provider, and it’s set me back on several things. I have to admit I’m not too happy with the work I did on this chapter, but I’m just tired of being stuck on it... Anyway, if anyone notices any spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors, please let me know. Thanks!

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