Chapter 119: Elf Beginner
"I'm going to pull a prank."
Top Chat: What an opening line
Top Chat: Elf starting in top gear
Top Chat: If you find yourself checking the seek bar because of a suspicious line, you’re an Elf beginner
Top Chat: In that case, nobody will ever graduate from being a beginner
Top Chat: Screen’s kinda dark
Top Chat: Same Elf room we saw yesterday
Top Chat: Good morning from under the futon
Top Chat: What kind of prank are you talking about?
"Because Kyoka’s going home."
Top Chat: Ahh
Top Chat: She stayed over last night, but an extension stay isn’t happening
Top Chat: Yesterday morning too, Elf tried to prank her lol
Top Chat: So what are you going to do?
"I’ll submit a change-of-address form."
Top Chat: Elf-san lolol
Top Chat: Zero intention of letting her leave
Top Chat: Bold idea—if she’s going home, just make this her home
Top Chat: Bold doesn’t always mean good!
"The form is right here."
Top Chat: It actually exists lol
Top Chat: Already filled out lol
Top Chat: This isn’t a prank!
Top Chat: Wait, is commuting even possible?
"It is."
Top Chat: Well, if that’s the case
Top Chat: Still, talk it over properly with Kyoka-chan
"Three hours one way."
Top Chat: That’s not possible!?
Top Chat: No way
Top Chat: Impossible
Top Chat: Don’t casually challenge human limits
"No good?"
Top Chat: Not good
Top Chat: Really not good
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan would wither away before our eyes
"I see."
Top Chat: So you understood
Top Chat: That was close
"I’ll submit a transfer-school form too."
Top Chat: Elf-san lololol
Top Chat: Still hasn’t given up
Top Chat: If she can’t commute, then just change schools—another bold idea
Top Chat: Again, bold doesn’t always mean good!
"The form is right here."
Top Chat: It showed up again lol
Top Chat: Hide the school name, hide it!
Top Chat: What is this unstoppable energy lol
"No good?"
Top Chat: Correct, zero chance
Top Chat: Humans are creatures afraid of change
Top Chat: Meanwhile, Elf changed instantly, bought streaming gear, and started broadcasting
Top Chat: Oh right, she was the embodiment of impulsive action from the start
"Onii-chan, are you awake?"
Top Chat: Oh!
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan!
"He’s sleeping."
"You’re awake, aren’t you?"
"Who knows."
"You’re awake, aren’t you?"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Elf at least gives it a try
Top Chat: Teaching us the importance of never giving up
Top Chat: Probably not the intended lesson
Top Chat: If Kyoka-chan pounces on Elf to wake her, that would be the real prank lol
"Onii-chan, I’m opening the curtains."
"Mm."
Top Chat: The baggy-shirt Elf, exposed in the sunlight
Top Chat: Still wearing that, huh
"It’s part of my soul."
"What’s wrong, Onii-chan… oh, were you streaming?"
"Yeah."
Top Chat: Good morning
Top Chat: Thanks to the lullaby last night, I slept like a baby
Top Chat: Night: Kyoka-chan’s lullaby. Morning: Elf’s prank. The perfect sisterly combo stream
"I’m the brother."
"What prank?"
"Actually, I was the sister all along."
"What!?"
Top Chat: What an insane way to dodge the question
Top Chat: But hey, the prank worked!
Top Chat: If you find yourself checking the seek bar because of a suspicious line, you’re an Elf beginner
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan isn’t checking the seek bar lol
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