Chapter 122: Using a Pressure Cooker
"Well then, see you, Onii-chan."
"Yeah."
At the front door, after putting on her shoes, Kyoka exchanged a final goodbye.
Top Chat: Don’t go home—
Top Chat: Just become Elf-san’s kid!
Top Chat: She already is Elf-san’s kid though
Top Chat: Fine, I’ll take her place!
Top Chat: Heh, no way I’ll let you hog all the spotlight!
Top Chat: Nah, me, me!
Top Chat: You guys, lol
"Here, eat this on the way back."
"What’s this?"
"A bento."
"Wow, thank you! What’s inside?"
"Brown stuff."
Top Chat: Brown, lol
Top Chat: First time I’ve heard a bento described by color
Top Chat: Specifically, what kind of stuff?
"Fried chicken, ginger pork, meatballs."
Top Chat: Yeah, that’s brown
Top Chat: Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat
Top Chat: It’s all meat!
"And also, char siu that surrendered to pressure."
"I love that one!"
Top Chat: I can imagine it, but what’s with the name
Top Chat: Must be melt-in-your-mouth tender
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan’s being corrupted by Elf-san
"And here are some cookies."
"Can’t wait for lunch."
"Just make sure you don’t accidentally put them on your rice."
"I won’t! …Probably!"
Top Chat: That "probably" slipped in there, Kyoka-chan
Top Chat: Smells like a klutz moment waiting to happen
"I’m planning to eat this for lunch too."
"Onii-chan, what’s that?"
"The leftover edges cut from the cookie dough."
Top Chat: You just baked it like that, huh—
Top Chat: At least break it up, lol
Top Chat: Eat something a little more proper!
Top Chat: Feels like the kind of guy who counts beer and snacks as dinner
Top Chat: Excuse me. Streamer, may we have a moment of your time?
"Hm?"
Top Chat: Huh?
Top Chat: Do they want something from Elf-san?
Top Chat: Regarding our new product, could you make a video review for us, Streamer-san?
"Eh, Onii-chan, you got a sponsorship offer?"
"Did I?"
Top Chat: Yes, exactly. Of course, we would also provide compensation.
Top Chat: Sponsorship offer incoming!
Top Chat: A legit deal, wow
Top Chat: Is it okay to offer sponsorships during a livestream though?
Top Chat: Yeah, feels like they should’ve waited
Top Chat: Apologies. We tried to contact you earlier… Have you been checking your social media?
"Ah."
Top Chat: So that’s why you never replied to our DMs
Top Chat: His account was only being used for announcements
Top Chat: Since he’s not part of an agency, he really doesn’t have any contact point at all
Top Chat: Well, that explains it
Top Chat: We already sent the details via direct message. Please review them at your convenience. Goodbye.
"Hm."
Top Chat: In any case, congrats, Elf-san!
Top Chat: clap clap clap clap
Top Chat: Congratulations!
Top Chat: Congrats!
Top Chat: Getting a sponsorship within a week of starting streaming is a huge achievement!
"Why?"
Top Chat: Eh?
Top Chat: Well, it means you’ve gotten popular, right?
Top Chat: And it leads to more opportunities later?
"But I’m quitting being an Elf in two months."
Top Chat: Don’t quit! (serious)
Top Chat: Become Elf-san! (screaming)
Top Chat: He already is Elf-san though (truth)
Top Chat: Fine, I’ll… no, I can’t take your place
Top Chat: But right, quitting was part of the plan from the start…
Top Chat: You’re a really unusual kind of streamer
Top Chat: So, you won’t accept it?
"If it looks fun, I’ll do it."
Top Chat: Elf: "Say something funny."
Top Chat: Don’t throw me into impossible situations!
Top Chat: I still haven’t forgotten the year-end party!
Top Chat: I still remember the freshman welcome party!
Top Chat: Why do people repeat the same mistakes over and over?
"I hope it turns out to be something fun for Onii-chan."
"Yeah."
Top Chat: A sponsorship where the company ends up being tested instead—what a twist
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: That’s a tough challenge
Top Chat: But what if it was a joint sponsorship with Kyoka-chan?
"I’ll do it."
Top Chat: The easiest cheat code has been discovered
Top Chat: If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse
Top Chat: And thus, Siren the bird-fish-horse hybrid
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