Chapter 126: The Loophole of Human Repelling
"So, will the president be giving me the detailed explanation?"
"No, the person in charge will be here shortly."
Just then, there was a knock on the reception room door.
"President, I’ve brought your guest."
"Thank you, Segai-kun."
"Excuse meee."
The woman in a suit, addressed as Segai, entered, bringing along another woman.
Top Chat: The secretary’s here!
Top Chat: A beauty in a sharp suit is the best…
Top Chat: So good…
Top Chat: Please, triangular glasses and end sentences with -zamas! We’ll do anything, I swear!
Top Chat: Proof—we’ll burn this guy at the stake!
Top Chat: Gwaaah
Top Chat: Evil has been vanquished
"Nice to meet you, streamer. I’m Kagahara Mihiko from Iron Cardboard. Looking forward to today."
"Yeah. Likewise."
She looked to be in her early twenties, wearing a jacket that didn’t quite seem familiar on her shoulders. Smiling brightly, she shook my hand.
Top Chat: Iron Cardboard?
Top Chat: Is that a company name?
Top Chat: Sounds more like a doujin circle name
Top Chat: I know them, they make board games
"Oh wow, you’re really streaming in real time."
"It’s fine to stream this, right?"
"No takebacks. Yaaay."
Top Chat: Doing a peace sign, lol
Top Chat: Like some regular person in front of a TV camera
"I am a regular person. Didn’t even know there were streams with tens of thousands watching until now."
Top Chat: Seriously?
Top Chat: And yet you still thought to pitch a project to Elf-san?
"Ah, I actually don’t know anything about the streamer."
"Really?"
"My boss told me, like: ‘Kagahara, have you seen Elf-san’s stream?’ ‘No?’ ‘Good, then you’re in charge of negotiations.’ Doesn’t make sense, right? Ahaha."
Top Chat: What the heck
Top Chat: What does that even mean?
Top Chat: Elf-Confident Onii-chan president?
"In the past, I said elves could be found within fungal rings, but in tradition, elves are often described as hard to find. Likely due to confusion with English pixies and such, but one could also say elves have the power to restrict those who try deliberately to find them."
Top Chat: So basically, people who know Elf-san can’t make contact?
Top Chat: Is that even possible?
Top Chat: But despite the heated elf-scouting race, this is still the first contact attempt
Top Chat: Just coincidence?
Top Chat: More than that, I can’t get over the fact the president is really Elf-Confident Onii-chan
Top Chat: lol
"This is worth keeping. I’ll save it."
Top Chat: Elf-san?
Top Chat: S A V E I T
Top Chat: Has there ever been magic treated so casually?
"It doesn’t fly, so it’s not magic."
Top Chat: Elf only acknowledges projectile magic
Top Chat: Elf magic confirmed so far
Top Chat: 1. Make people dance
Top Chat: 2. Cause blindness
Top Chat: 3. Human-repelling
Top Chat: Blindness hasn’t been confirmed
"Haaah…"
"What’s wrong?"
"Ah, no, just thinking—Streamer-san is more seriously roleplaying as an elf than I expected. …Wait, was that a problematic thing to say?"
"It’s fine."
Top Chat: Safe, because Elf-san doesn’t intend to act elf-y anyway
Top Chat: Not the kind of elf image Japanese people usually think of
Top Chat: She eats meat
Top Chat: Has big boobs
Top Chat: Her hair moves
"Hair?"
"It moves."
"Whoa!? Wait, how are you doing that!? Amazing, amazing, amazing!"
"She liked it."
Top Chat: Glad to see Elf-san having fun
Top Chat: ※In the hero show, this was used for battle
Top Chat: Thought it was a trick, turns out it’s practical
Top Chat: Probably not the intended use though
Top Chat: Also, her ears move a lot too! You should ask her to show you!
"They move?"
"Yeah."
"Ah, ah, amazing! They’re flapping, like you could fly!"
"Mfuu~"
Top Chat: Ear-flap police! Arresting her for inciting the guest into ear-flap overuse!
Top Chat: Sorry, we just wanted to see more ear flapping, please forgive us, we’ll do anything!
Top Chat: As proof, we’ll roast this guy whole!
Top Chat: Gwaaah
Top Chat: Vanquished again
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