Chapter 131: Blindfold Play
"How do you do blindfold play?"
Top Chat: Uh, wait, is that… lewd? It’s lewd, right?
Top Chat: I’d like to know too!
Top Chat: I want to do blindfold play with Elf-san!
Top Chat: First, you’ll need handcuffs.
Top Chat: Whoa, straight to bondage!?
Top Chat: Gatata!
Top Chat: And then we cuff all of you.
Top Chat: …Ah crap, that’s an arrest.
Top Chat: Please forgive us.
"You lot really do chat however you please, huh."
"Looks fun though, right?"
"I fail to see why that’s something to be proud of, though."
Top Chat: If we’re having fun, Elf-san has fun too.
Top Chat: If Elf-san’s having fun, we’re having fun too.
Top Chat: Infinite positive loop achieved.
Top Chat: That’s what we call a sustainable society!
Top Chat: …Not quite.
Top Chat: But seriously, how do you actually do it?
"Hmm. If the citizens of Elf-land are curious, then fine—I’ll demonstrate while explaining."
With that, the drunk little girl slipped on her eye mask and grabbed the controller.
Top Chat: Elf-san lol
Top Chat: Waving your hands in front of the eye mask is killing me
"You really can’t see, huh."
"I’m not cheating, I swear."
Top Chat: Her hair’s acting like a natural blindfold lol
Top Chat: This is like someone shuffling cards a hundred times just to prove they’re not rigged.
Top Chat: That shuffle ends up flashier than the magic trick itself.
Top Chat: It looks so ridiculous, just trust her already.
"Mm."
"The secret to blindfold challenges lies in countless setups."
The drunk little girl selected a stage. As the upbeat music kicked in, her character dashed to the right. They sprinted straight ahead toward a gap with three floating enemies bobbing up and down—
"Here."
"Ooh."
The character leapt, threading perfectly between the enemies, clearing the pit in one smooth motion.
Top Chat: That was close
Top Chat: Sky’s head definitely grazed one just now, right?
"Looks risky, but this part’s actually safe."
"Really?"
"The enemies’ starting positions and movements are fixed. The max jump arc is always the same. You just match the timing using the background music as a cue and take off. Do it a hundred times and you won’t miss once."
Top Chat: Huh, so that’s how it works
Top Chat: I watched her route scouting before, and yeah, the traps at the start of stages always have super high success rates
Top Chat: Route scouting?
Top Chat: Apparently, the drunk little girl’s viewers are called the Watanabe Clan for some reason
"Watanabe no Tsuna, right?"
"Oh, did chat guess it? Sharp one."
Top Chat: ?
Top Chat: Who’s that?
Top Chat: Tell us, Elf-san!
"He was a Heian-era samurai who defeated the oni called 『Shutendōji』."
"And since I’m the descendant of that same Shutendōji, known as Shutenyōji, it makes sense that my viewers—the ones keeping an eye on me—are the descendants of Watanabe no Tsuna."
Top Chat: Ohhh
Top Chat: I thought she was called Shutenyōji just because she drinks a lot
Top Chat: The order’s reversed!
Top Chat: Please notice the horns sometimes, people
"Oh."
"Once you hear the sound of hitting the wall, wait for the cycle of the enemies popping out from it. If you’re close enough, the ones that went in won’t come back out."
The enemies retracted into the wall. After waiting two seconds, the drunk little girl vaulted over it. As soon as she landed, she clung to the other side before dashing forward again.
"What was that move?"
"Another setup. It standardizes my starting speed for the next section, so I hit the consecutive traps at the exact same pace every time."
Top Chat: Wait, blindfold runs are actually beatable?
Top Chat: I thought it was just a meme
Top Chat: Nah, it’s a pretty major challenge, not just for her—plenty of people do them
Top Chat: Man, the gaming world’s insane
"Here, grab the jet, and from here on out—it’s smooth sailing."
In the middle of the stage, the drunk little girl equipped a new item. With no obstacles left in the skies, she cleared the stage effortlessly.
Top Chat: That was clean
Top Chat: Beautiful play
Top Chat: And now, after seeing all this…
"I’ve learned it."
Top Chat: Called it!
Top Chat: Saw that coming a mile away
"I see, I see. Well then, I’ll continue recording, so see you later."
"Let me try."
"No way! Do you even realize how many hours I spent mapping that route!? I know you’re planning to clear it in a single try!"
"Where’s the controller?"
"Take off the eye mask!!"
Top Chat: Elf-san lol
Top Chat: Somehow, Elf-san’s even freer than chat itself
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