Chapter 134: Elf-san’s Cheer
Main third-generation console: Family Computer
Main fourth-generation console: Super Famicom
"'Sky High' came out early in the fourth generation. Since it followed the success of pioneers who made a name worldwide, it was heavily influenced by them. Well, not just then—pretty much all jump-action games are influenced that way."
"Hm."
Top Chat: So that’s what they call a sixteen-bit machine
Top Chat: The golden age of 2D action
Top Chat: There was pseudo-3D, but real depth-based 3D only arrived with the fifth gen
Top Chat: You guys are really knowledgeable
Top Chat: Ask and the little girl will answer
"As I said earlier, RTA is a game of knowledge and skill. Without knowledge, no matter how talented, it won’t work. For an RTA runner, knowledge is a given."
Top Chat: Lately, you’ve only been a challenge-run player though
Top Chat: Don’t expose the harsh truth
Top Chat: Come on, do RTA sometimes!
"You’re not doing RTA?"
"Not really in the mood right now."
"Go for it."
"What’s with you, so insistent all of a sudden?"
"I’ll cheer for you?"
"Well, I’ll get around to RTA eventually. Since the route’s done, let me at least do the blindfolded playthrough first."
Top Chat: Shame
Top Chat: But if it’s ‘eventually,’ we’ll take it
"Then let’s go!"
"Let’s gooo!"
The drunk little girl, now wearing her eyemask, started a new save file.
Top Chat: Now, what’ll happen?
Top Chat: I bet Misora Juice Elf-san can’t sit still!
Top Chat: I’ll put three bottles on it
Top Chat: I’m wagering every drop of Misora Juice I have!
Top Chat: …Guess the bet’s off
"There’s a pit on the right."
"I know that."
"The pit’s close now."
"I know."
"You cleared the pit."
"I’m the one playing, of course I know!"
Top Chat: Elf Navi
Top Chat: Right right right—ahh, a little forward
Top Chat: Is this like splitting a watermelon blindfolded?
"Anything you want me to tell you?"
"No."
"Enemy’s approaching from above."
"I know that."
"Floating platforms are spreading apart."
"I remember! Stop saying it! Blindfolded runs forbid outside guidance!"
Top Chat: Elf Navi terminated
Top Chat: Thank you, you have reached your destination
Top Chat: I want an Elf Car Navi
"Cheer cheer, go go, you can do it!"
"Stop shouting so much."
"If I don’t say it, how will you feel my support?"
"I can’t hear the game audio, that’s why!"
Top Chat: Recording get!
Top Chat: Heh heh heh… I can’t wait for tomorrow morning
Top Chat: Should I make it my ringtone?
"Yes! Cleared Castle 1!"
"pata pata pata"
"Wahh!? What was that!?"
"Hot in here?"
"Quit fanning me!"
Top Chat: A fan!?
Top Chat: Elf-san, where did you even pull that out from?
Top Chat: You said ‘pata pata pata’ out loud, didn’t you? You did, right?
"Thirsty?"
"If that’s Misora Juice, I’m not drinking it."
"It’s something else."
"You’re not gonna tell me it’s the second bottle, are you?"
"I’ve got three bottles."
"Silence!!"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Finally, a gag order declared
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Ughhh! Your fidgeting is noisy!"
Top Chat: But I was being good!
Top Chat: Were you really?
Top Chat: Elf-san’s like a creature that dies if it stops moving
Top Chat: A tuna?
"…I see now it’s impossible to calm Elf, so I’ll give up the blindfold run and switch to RTA."
"Yes!"
"Not yes!!"
Top Chat: Master strategist Elf, bending events to her will
Top Chat: No way, that was pure coincidence
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