Chapter 136: The True Elf Faction
"I hadn’t believed it at all until just now, but I’ve suddenly swung over to the True Elf side…"
"It’s real."
Top Chat: her ears are flapping flapping flapping flapping flapping
Top Chat: ah ah ah
Top Chat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Top Chat: the ear-folk have lost their linguistic ability
Top Chat: magic or not, Elf-san can heal people with some mysterious power?
"Done."
Top Chat: wait, isn’t this actually amazing?
Top Chat: maybe it could heal injuries or illnesses too complex for surgery!
Top Chat: specifically, what exactly can you do?
"I can speed up recovery in a small area, just a little. Like one or two days’ worth."
Top Chat: surprisingly weak
Top Chat: so it’s more like boosting natural healing power
Top Chat: if it fully restored things, even with a small range, it could’ve been useful for brain or organ diseases
Top Chat: too bad
Top Chat: you guys are naïve! You just need to think about how to use it more straightforwardly!
Top Chat: what do you mean?
Top Chat: if you stack it multiple times, then the range and severity won’t matter anymore!
Top Chat: ah, right
Top Chat: stacking was an option
Top Chat: the Elf Medical Revolution is about to begin!
"Impossible."
Top Chat: eh
Top Chat: why not?
"If I do it again, I collapse."
Top Chat: for real?
Top Chat: the MP cost is that heavy, huh
Top Chat: when will you be able to use it without collapsing?
"At this rate, in a few days."
Top Chat: useless then
Top Chat: seems like it could be useful, but it really isn’t
Top Chat: Elf magic, almost observable but never quite
"It doesn’t fly, so it’s not magic."
"No, this is nothing but magic!"
Top Chat: Elf-san just wants projectiles
Top Chat: what would you even use them for?
Top Chat: to delete your save data
Top Chat: demon confirmed?
Top Chat: elf = demon, little girl = demon, therefore
Top Chat: Elf-san was a little girl all along…?
"I’m a man."
"Ahh… If you accept elves as real, then that setting comes along too."
Top Chat: I didn’t miss the little girl sneaking a peek at Elf-san’s chest!
Top Chat: didn’t miss it!
Top Chat: didn’t!
"At that timing, of course your eyes would wander."
"It’s real."
"I know that already!"
Top Chat: lmao
Top Chat: well yeah, you’d look
Top Chat: when I hear ‘man’ I reflexively check
Top Chat: same
Top Chat: and even after checking I keep looking
Top Chat: same
Top Chat: please look at the game screen once in a while
Top Chat: oh right, this was during an RTA
Top Chat: where are we now?
"It’s the stage with the Double-Jet Sky-Hidden Goal."
Top Chat: ooh, this is the highlight
Top Chat: look forward to the Jet Little Girl’s performance
"What’s double-jet?"
"Seeing is believing. Watch carefully."
Mid-stage. The little girl launched with the jet, climbing higher without losing forward momentum,
"Here!"
Top Chat: oh, landed without slowing down
Top Chat: the little girl really is good with jets
She lightly touched down on a single block floating in the sky, then immediately took off again, ignoring the door that was probably the normal exit, and dove straight into a differently-colored goal.
"I see, double-jet."
"Mm. Same as the elf strategy. By landing without losing speed from flight, you make relaunch possible."
"What was that floating block?"
"Not just this stage—‘Sky High’ has areas where the upper object placement loops. That block was probably a copy-paste of the bonus stage entrance we saw earlier."
Top Chat: memory limitations?
Top Chat: no, apparently just a result of cutting development effort
Top Chat: I beat this game completely, but never noticed until the little girl explained
Top Chat: you wouldn’t notice in a normal playthrough
"That’s because I don’t play normally. Still, it’s fun."
"Really?"
"Discover one thing and you can overcome the wall of time—that thrill is irresistible. It must be the joy of an RTA runner."
Top Chat: hmm, radiant
Top Chat: a little girl without the stench of booze
"But elves shouldn’t run. I don’t want all my records getting beaten by Elf."
Top Chat: hmm, tainted
Top Chat: a little girl with the stench of flesh
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