Chapter 138: A Bright and Friendly Little Girl
"Ahhh, I died."
The third little girl disappeared into a pit. Nothing went well this time.
Top Chat: Don’t worry, don’t worry
Top Chat: Just reset and move on
Top Chat: No time displayed anyway, let’s call this practice
Top Chat: Yeah, demo-skip is hard after all
"Mmhm. I’m getting the feel back, so it’ll go fine before long."
Top Chat: Ehh, really~?
Top Chat: Suspicious little girl is suspicious
"To doubt me—are you really members of the Watanabe family!? Believe in the world’s number-one little girl!"
Top Chat: Hehe, okay, I believe!
Top Chat: Believe in the little girl
Top Chat: Believinggg~
"A heart that believes is important. By the way, here I have an exorcist’s charm jar for sale, only one million yen."
Top Chat: Ahhh, I’ll buy it, I’ll buy it
Top Chat: Such a clever trap!
Top Chat: Using faith to scam us—bad little girl!
"Hmm, seems there are still those who lack faith… Fine, a special deal just for now! Only eighty thousand yen a month, on loan payments!"
Top Chat: Ahhh, I’ll buy it, I’ll buy it
Top Chat: You’ve fallen
Top Chat: Hey exorcist, we’re out of jars here!
"Wa-ha-ha, that’s the way!"
"You’re not running?"
The little girl kept chatting with viewers, controller left untouched, until I spoke up.
"Oh? What is it? Elf, you want to play too? Well, I guess I can’t help it. Here, a special privilege just for you."
Top Chat: If Elf-san’s playing, what about the demo skip?
Top Chat: Nice, let’s do it
Top Chat: Maybe Elf can find a method that makes it easier for the little girl!
"Ooh, good idea! Elf, do you know how to do the demo skip? The Switch Bug takes a bit of finesse."
"And you’re okay with that, booze-loving little girl?"
"Of course! I’ll teach you—stage start!"
Top Chat: Elf enters the battlefield
Top Chat: Bwooo! Bwooo! (conch shell horns)
"As I explained earlier, the Switch Bug happens when you press two switches almost at the same time, which makes the block-to-coin conversion last forever. That ‘almost at the same time’ part is key. You have to stagger it slightly. Remember what I did?"
"I remember."
"Good! Then reproduce it. Don’t press them exactly together."
"Mm."
"After pressing the switch, jump and head forward."
Top Chat: And Elf-san pulls it off effortlessly
Top Chat: Seriously, she always manages it after just seeing it once
"Hop, hup, ho."
"Sheesh! Elf, you’re amazing! How can you just nail it after watching once?"
"Changing from here."
"Whoa!? You didn’t get hit there!?"
"This enemy has more leeway if taken from above."
"Nice, I could copy that easily too."
"Last part, slip through the gap."
"No way, that’s impossible for a human!"
Top Chat: Whoa, what is this!?
Top Chat: She’s stepping on enemies at the absolute edge of the hitbox
Top Chat: That’s not just RTA-relevant, even TAS strats will be influenced by this
Top Chat: As expected of Elf-san
"Hmm."
Top Chat: What’s wrong?
"I just pulled off an amazing play."
"That you did."
Top Chat: ???
Top Chat: Sudden self-praise
"Muu."
Top Chat: Then why do you look dissatisfied?
Top Chat: Why?
Top Chat: Hey little girl, not hard enough for you?
"Hey, that’s not my fault."
"The booze-loving little girl isn’t the same as Misora."
"Eh, so it is my fault!?"
Top Chat: Cursed god?
Top Chat: Why’d the cursed god suddenly appear?
"Booze-loving little girl."
"W-what is it?"
I shoved the controller back at her.
"Don’t run away."
The logic was very simple.
"—If you won’t take on the challenge, don’t go calling yourself an RTA runner."
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