Chapter 141: Sky High
"…Tch! Why is it that I’m always like this…!"
The drunk loli threw her controller and clenched her trembling fists.
Top Chat: Loli…
Top Chat: Enough, enough…
Top Chat: There are no words left to say
Top Chat: That was the one attempt you absolutely had to clear…
"Drunk Loli."
"Elf…"
Top Chat: Elf-san stepped in
Top Chat: Please, Elf-san, do something about this atmosphere!
"Do you know what 'Sky High' means?"
"What are you on about!?"
Top Chat: This Elf, lol
Top Chat: She really did something about it
Top Chat: But no one asked her to "do something like that"
Top Chat: Uh, it’s the game title, right?
Top Chat: Yeah
Top Chat: Literal translation… sky high?
"If you could skip over the warp section from above, would the record still count?"
"What did you just say…?"
Top Chat: Well?
Top Chat: Yeah, that would work
Top Chat: Right now, a lot of time is wasted on the warp section
Top Chat: It’s possible
"But how would we do that? You can’t get enough height with a normal jump."
"If you use the switch bug, you can create invisible blocks, right?"
"Mm. Those invisible blocks do appear."
Top Chat: Eh, really?
Top Chat: Said to be leftovers from pressing switches at the same time
Top Chat: By placing those invisible blocks at certain coordinates, you can execute arbitrary code
Top Chat: But still, it’s impressive Elf-san even noticed the invisible blocks
"Because you did a short hop right after pressing the switch."
"Wait, wait a moment, Elf."
"What?"
"…So basically, without losing momentum, place an invisible block way up high, use it as a foothold, and take off again?"
"Yup."
"That’s insane!"
"Back during the blindfold run, if you didn’t kill your momentum you could take off instantly, right?"
Top Chat: Theoretically possible, but…
Top Chat: Is it really that hard?
Top Chat: The conditions are totally different from the blindfold run
Top Chat: If momentum drops even a little, you can’t lift off, so block placement has to be pixel-perfect
Top Chat: Still, it’s possible
"No way."
"Drunk Loli."
"I don’t have the confidence to pull that off."
"Drunk Loli."
"Elf might be able to, but me, no chance."
"Drunk Loli."
"…What is it?"
After being called a third time, the drunk loli finally looked at me.
"I’m counting on you from here."
"Eh?"
Top Chat: Eh
Top Chat: Huh?
"Ei."
"Eeeelf!?"
Top Chat: Elf-san collapsed!
Top Chat: Hey hey hey!
Top Chat: What what what’s going on!?
Top Chat: Elf-san, are you okay!?
"I’m fine."
I answered while lying flat on a cushion.
Top Chat: Oh, she’s conscious
Top Chat: Man, that scared me
"I just won’t be able to move for half a day."
Top Chat: He said something terrifying so casually!
Top Chat: That’s not 'fine' at all!
"Elf… you…"
"You can see it now, can’t you?"
With those two "ei"s, there shouldn’t be a trace of fatigue left in the drunk loli’s eyes.
"Sky high—blast off!"
Top Chat: Sky High!
Top Chat: Loli!
Top Chat: Fly, Loli!
"Ugh, you guys are so damn loud!"
Top Chat: Whoa
Top Chat: Loli snapped
"And you too, Elf! Didn’t you just say there’s no fatigue left in my eyes!?"
"That’s right."
"Haah, seriously!"
The drunk loli ruffled her hair furiously, then gripped her controller again.
"If I say I can’t do this after all that, I’d be a disgrace as a woman. Watch closely!"
"Got it."
Top Chat: Go, Loli!
Top Chat: Fly, Loli!
Top Chat: Place the block, descend onto it, and take off immediately, Loli!
Top Chat: That’s specific
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