Chapter 143: Elf Challenger
"Ughhh! I feel like I’ve cried a lifetime’s worth already!"
Top Chat: Nope, you can cry more!
Top Chat: Believe in yourself!
Top Chat: A loli’s limits don’t stop here!
"Why do I have to challenge the limits of my tear ducts!?"
"I like challengers, though."
"Then hate that weird side of me! Even I hate it!"
Top Chat: lmao
Top Chat: Elf-san seems fine with any challenge
Top Chat: That’s taking ‘not picky’ way too far lol
"Haah, seriously, that felt good."
"Did it?"
"I didn’t cry last time, though. What’s different now?"
Top Chat: Hm, what is it?
Top Chat: Last time she got world number one was early in her V days, right?
Top Chat: What’s different this time… Elf-san?
Top Chat: Loli’s tear ducts get weaker with Elf around.
Top Chat: Must be an allergy?
"Are you pollen or something, Elf!?"
"Should I leave?"
"Can you even move?"
"…Hmph."
Flailing.
"Can’t move."
Top Chat: Awwwwww so cuteeeeeeeee
Top Chat: What is this indescribable feeling
Top Chat: Like watching a puppy fail to roll over
Top Chat: That’s it!
Top Chat: My cheeks relaxed without thinking
Top Chat: Relaxed, relaxed
Top Chat: My boss asked if I was looking at baby pictures, but I said ‘It’s my wife’ and got away with it
Top Chat: Bruh, you’re married lol
"One more time, are you sure you don’t need a doctor?"
"Nope."
"Then just stay lying down. I’ll tell the president myself."
"Mn."
Top Chat: Loli casually adding more cushions, so kind
Top Chat: The loli plushie being squashed as a cushion, also kind
Top Chat: Sigh… you people clearly don’t understand true kindness
Top Chat: Huh…? Them’s fightin’ words!
Top Chat: Then what is kindness to you!?
Top Chat: A lap pillow.
Top Chat: Loli, quick! Lap pillow, quick!
Top Chat: Hurry!
Top Chat: Put Elf-san on your lap!
"I don’t get you people!"
"Hahaha."
"No, really, I don’t. The Watanabe family isn’t usually this rowdy, you know?"
Top Chat: Maybe because there are more Elf viewers here?
Top Chat: Nah, I’m definitely Watanabe family.
Top Chat: I’m an Elf viewer too, but I’ve been Watanabe family all along.
Top Chat: First-time Elf viewer, Watanabe family here!
Top Chat: Guess I’m joining in, but yeah, why is that?
"It’s because the Drunkard Loli is still showing her will to challenge."
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"Even when you avoided challenges and stuck with restriction play, the Watanabe family waited for you, right?"
"Mm… yes, that’s true."
"So now that they don’t have to wait anymore, they feel relieved."
Top Chat: Ahh.
Top Chat: Yeah, exactly.
Top Chat: Not a doubt she’ll challenge again.
Top Chat: We wanna witness world number one together with the loli.
"…I see why I cried now."
"What was it?"
"Because I achieved it together with you all, who kept waiting for me. Truly, thank you."
Top Chat: Loli…
Top Chat: No, thank you.
Top Chat: You’re the greatest loli ever!
"Good for you, Drunkard Loli."
"Ahh… yeah. It’s good, Elf, but can I say one thing?"
"What?"
"Let’s drop that ‘Drunkard Loli’ thing, shall we? I’ll be holding back on drunk-playthroughs from now on."
"Then what should I call you?"
"Ah… Shuten… Yōji… hmm. Well, fine. Call me Youki (陽姫)."
"Mn."
Top Chat: Youki!
Top Chat: Kinda sounds like a real name.
"Youki."
"Mm. What is it, Elf?"
"See ya."
"Huh?"
Top Chat: Ah—
Top Chat: Wait lol
Top Chat: Hold on hold on hold onnnnn
Top Chat: Eeeeeelffffffff!!!
Top Chat: She let her guard downnnnnn
Top Chat: Aaaaaahhh
Top Chat: Ahhh
Top Chat: Ah
Top Chat: …?
Top Chat: Huh?
Top Chat: Oh?
Top Chat: Not ending?
"Can’t move."
Top Chat: Oh yeah, that’s right.
Top Chat: Her flailing is cute.
Top Chat: Futile resistance.
"Why did you suddenly try to end the stream?"
"The viewers would enjoy it."
"No, they wouldn’t."
Top Chat: We wouldn’t!
Top Chat: Though it’s starting to feel like a tradition…
Top Chat: And kinda fun…
Top Chat: Still no.
"Told you so."
"Really?"
Top Chat: Not much unity here.
Top Chat: Actually… leaning toward enjoying it?
"Don’t you think a bad Elf like you deserves a penalty game?"
"…Hmph."
Top Chat: Agree
Top Chat: I agree
Top Chat: Totally agree
Top Chat: Can’t help but agree
Top Chat: lol you guys
Top Chat: Suddenly united lmao
"I always felt it wasn’t fair that only I drank."
Top Chat: Oh yeah, she did say there was a third bottle.
Top Chat: Flailing’s cute.
Top Chat: Futile resistance.
"You clearly brought it planning to drink, didn’t you!? Drink it!"
"I need to prep for gargling."
Top Chat: True.
Top Chat: Elf-san, forced into challenges again.
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