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Chapter 169: Elf Countermeasure Meeting

"Fufufu… jaaaiant killing!"

"Misora, you’re drooling."

"Fufufufufu."

"She’s not listening, is she."

Top Chat: Staff getting ignored lol
Top Chat: Reverse God is raging
Top Chat: Looks like she’s having fun, that’s what matters
Top Chat: [Good News] Elf-san officially recognized as a tough opponent
Top Chat: Well yeah, after a win like that lol

After that, we voted to hang Kirishi-tan, and our werewolf faction won the first round. And then…

"MVP."

Top Chat: Smug Elf
Top Chat: Love it when she narrows her eyes all sly
Top Chat: Go ahead, raise that nose even higher
Top Chat: Fufun! With our votes, it was inevitable!
Top Chat: Not true
Top Chat: Still, getting over 90% of the MVP votes is insane

"Really?"

Top Chat: It’s a viewer vote, after all
Top Chat: Fans of all the participants are voting too
Top Chat: This certain humble self was gonna vote for the loli, but I was so shocked I ended up casting an Elf vote without realizing it
Top Chat: I’m a Lamb, but even I couldn’t resist voting for Elf-san after that display
Top Chat: Even the fans of the two people she wrecked probably felt the same
Top Chat: The impact was just too strong lol
Top Chat: And those two are…

"Hmm. I wouldn’t call it cheating, exactly… but still…"

"I’ve got the same mixed feelings as Drunk Loli-senpai…"

"Honestly, I think voice imitation is within the scope of what the developers expected."

"I think so too. It’s just that nobody expected her to pull it off that perfectly."

"Hmmmm…"

"Mmmm…"

Youki and Kirishi-tan pressed their avatars’ heads together, groaning in thought.

Top Chat: Humans troubled by Elf’s antics
Top Chat: Feels like she’d shoot you on sight if you stepped into the forest lol
Top Chat: Never forget, the loli’s an ogre descendant
Top Chat: Easy to overlook her lineage as a descendant of Shuten Dōji

"Gahaha! I can’t think of a countermeasure! …Boss, seriously, what are we supposed to do here?"

"Hmm. Judging from Elf-san’s sing-off with Isaribi Seire, she might not be able to mimic the voices of us men."

"All right! That’s our breakthrough! …Or is it?"

"Don’t know."

"…Also, Boss, you look kinda like you’re enjoying this?"
"Well, watching you all struggle against Elf-san, I realized—this must be how it felt for you when I was up against her."

Top Chat: An unexpected combo brainstorming countermeasures
Top Chat: Boss, who’s confident against Elf, can’t hide his grin
Top Chat: Is that us?
Top Chat: That’s us
Top Chat: Nice
Top Chat: I wanna struggle against Elf-san tooooo
Top Chat: And meanwhile, Kyoka-chan is…

"Aeiuueoiauieoieoao."

Top Chat: Practicing vocalization like crazy!
Top Chat: She’s serious! She’s gonna try the same thing as Elf-san!
Top Chat: Can she do it? …Wait, she’s the original, so of course she can

"Kyoka."

"Kakekiku?"

"I’m recording this."

"Recording what?"

Top Chat: Kakekiku lol
Top Chat: lmao
Top Chat: So what exactly did Elf-san predict?
Top Chat: Anyway, I started recording
Top Chat: Me too
Top Chat: Elf-san’s prediction × Kyoka-chan’s airheadedness = a guaranteed future
Top Chat: What equation are we even solving here?

"Hello, this is Iron Cardboard. We’re about to start Round Two, is everyone ready? Bathroom breaks taken care of? I’m all set!"

Top Chat: Did you wash your hands?
Top Chat: Nope
Top Chat: Dirty!
Top Chat: Stop making clever jokes lol
Top Chat: Oh, Kirishi-tan raised her hand

"One thing to confirm. When exactly are we restricted from using special items?"

"From five minutes after the voting phase begins until the voting ends, I believe."

"Could we get some kind of notification when those five minutes are up?"

"Sure can. Just turn on the time-elapsed alert in the options."

"Got it."

Top Chat: Turns out there was a practical countermeasure
Top Chat: Written right in the details
Top Chat: Well yeah, rules like that should exist anyway
Top Chat: Really?
Top Chat: Otherwise, people could swap after voting to dodge execution
Top Chat: Ahh
Top Chat: So it’s a rule necessary regardless of Elf-san’s presence

"All right then, let’s start the game! Round Two begins now!"

"Ah, wait a second! I still have questions about the speech restriction—"

But Kirishi-tan’s protest was in vain, as the words “Game Start” floated up into the air.

Top Chat: It started already
Top Chat: Cardboard guy—
Top Chat: Mr. Cardboard—
Top Chat: Heyyy
Top Chat: Not answering huh

"Ugh, come on! Listen to people all the way to the end!"

Top Chat: She snapped lol
Top Chat: Kirishi-tan, troubled not only by Elf but also by human behavior
Top Chat: Feels like countries on the brink of collapse, unable to unite even in crisis

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