Chapter 27: Kirishi Becomes an Elf Fan
Kirishi-tan was dressed in a blue-striped shirt, denim pants… and a cardboard mask.
"Mm… what? Do I look weird or something?"
"The statement piece is a bit strong."
"You’re the one who made me wear it!"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Both customers and staff double-taking at Kirishi-tan
Top Chat: She’s probably a stunning beauty under there, huh!
"What happened after you got called in?"
Top Chat: Going straight for the heart of it
Top Chat: Yeah, I was curious too
"They didn’t punish me. So, no penalties either."
"I see."
"They even told me I didn’t have to cling to the whole ‘Kirishi-tan the V’ thing… The agency was worried about me, but really, I was just spinning my wheels."
Top Chat: Glad to hear it
Top Chat: The lamb weeps tears of joy
Top Chat: Hard to stay moved when there’s still that ‘Delicious Cotton Tofu, Fresh Water’ label stuck on her forehead lol
"From now on, I’m also free to interact with Elf on my streams however I want."
Top Chat: That’s great news
Top Chat: Hell yeah
"But… inviting Elf as a guest and paying an appearance fee would be difficult. If I streamed it on my channel too, we’d have to work out how to split superchats, and the contracts would get a bit messy."
"Don’t need it."
"Huh? But… it’d actually be a pretty big sum, you know?"
"I don’t ever want it to be like, ‘money’s the issue, so let’s not hang out.’ I wouldn’t think that, and I wouldn’t want you to think it either."
"Elf… Got it. I understand."
Top Chat: Uh, can I borrow that line?
Top Chat: I wanna say that to my girlfriend!
Top Chat: Shouldn’t you wait until you actually have one first?
Top Chat: Gwaaaaahhh!
Top Chat: Gyaaaaahhh!
Top Chat: The use of weapons of mass destruction is supposed to be banned by international treaty!
"Even aside from that, my agency said they’d like to meet you, Elf."
"Me?"
"Yeah. Elf, aren’t you interested in being a V? I’d be your biggest fan!"
Top Chat: Kirishi-tan, now officially an Elf fan!
Top Chat: Pretty sure she means her agency lol
Top Chat: No, but isn’t it way more wholesome if she really is a fan of Elf?
Top Chat: Precious
"Wouldn’t work. Someone disappearing in two months isn’t reliable."
"Ahh… right, that was your ‘setting,’ wasn’t it?"
Top Chat: Is she really gonna quit for good?
Top Chat: Hmm… but it’s Elf, so maybe…
Oh, oyster mushrooms.
"…By the way, why’s your basket overflowing with mushrooms?"
"I’m buying curry powder, so it’s fine."
"Huh?"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: That’s basically a “huh?” too
Top Chat: Explain a bit more
"The mushrooms were tasty, so I decided to try some others."
"Oh? Japanese mushrooms are different, huh."
"Yeah."
Top Chat: Didn’t get it, but the topic’s dead lol
Top Chat: This Elf lol
"Well, I didn’t know much about mushrooms, but if you want to know about Japan, leave it to me. I can help you out."
Top Chat: That Elf was eating katsudon at a soba shop yesterday
Top Chat: She even taught how to split chopsticks properly
"Then… can I ask something?"
"Sure! Anything!"
"If you sweat under your chest outside, how do you wipe it?"
"Ask something I can actually answer!"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: This same flow happened yesterday too lol
"I see… Kirishi-tan can’t answer that, huh."
Top Chat: ah
Top Chat: ah
Top Chat: ah
Top Chat: Doubt
Top Chat: Kirishi-tan chop lol
"Stream over! Everyone dismissed!"
――This stream has ended――
Top Chat: Knew it
Top Chat: Not that Kirishi-tan’s fighting power is low or anything
Top Chat: It’s just that the opponent was way too much
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