Chapter 48: Super Something
"That being said, Misora is heading out now for an outdoor leisure facility shoot. Elf-san, would you like to come along too?"
"I’ll go."
Top Chat: As decisive as ever
Top Chat: Here we go again, Elf-san
Top Chat: Staff is fine, but don’t follow strangers, okay?
Top Chat: These warnings sound like they’re for elementary kids lol
Top Chat: Same level of recklessness though
"Eh, Riku-kun, you’re going on a shoot right now? Was that planned?"
"No. Today, we were supposed to film a punishment game video because Misora failed to summon Elf-san."
"Punishment game was the plan from the start!?"
"However, since we were lucky enough to run into Elf-san, I’d prefer to switch over to the shoot today. Worst case, even if the shoot fails, Misora can still re-shoot it solo on the originally scheduled date."
Top Chat: Ohh, that’s the situation
Top Chat: I was wondering why you were carrying so many cookies, they’re for the punishment game huh w
Top Chat: Bet they’ve still got more tricks prepped
"What exactly is the shoot about?"
"Elf-san will join Misora in experiencing an outdoor leisure activity, and we’ll record the process."
"Specifically, what kind of activity?"
"Let’s see… it seems there’s one called 《Super Fighting Ball Attacker》."
"《Super Fighting Ball Attacker》."
Top Chat: That’s long
Top Chat: Kinda feels redundantly worded
Top Chat: So what kind of activity is it?
"You wear a spherical transparent vinyl balloon, about two meters in diameter, covering most of your body, and then play a ball game. It’s three versus three, where both sides body-check a similarly large two-meter ball, and if you push it past the opponent’s line, you score points."
"Hmm."
"Since everyone is wrapped in giant vinyl balloons, even if you get body-checked or fall over, you won’t get injured. That’s the selling point."
"So basically, it’s see-through meat-jersey ball rolling."
Top Chat: I lost it
Top Chat: Elf-san is out here inventing weird terms again lol
Top Chat: Let’s settle this with see-through meat-jersey ball rolling!
Top Chat: Here comes… the Champion of See-through Meat-jersey Ball Rolling…!
Top Chat: We won’t let see-through meat-jersey ball rolling get twisted into adult fun!
Top Chat: And so we instantly started making use of it
Top Chat: This reminds me of the electronic mascot suit live stream
Top Chat: Way easier to remember than “Super Something” lol
"Sounds fun!"
"Then let’s discuss the details in the car."
"’Kay."
"First, please put on this eye mask."
"Alright."
Top Chat: The flow just changed completely
Top Chat: Elf-san kidnapping incident
Top Chat: Even if they didn’t hide the destination, Elf-san would still follow lol
Top Chat: Isn’t that something you’re supposed to wear after getting in the car?
"Misora, please put one on too."
"Eh, okay."
"Have you put it on?"
"Yes!"
"Aaah."
"Aaah!?"
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Staff, you just wanted to say that, didn’t you lol
Top Chat: Casually yanking the ladder out from under his sister, what a savage
"Since I’ll be calling the car, please come to the park entrance."
"Eh!? No way, really!?"
"Well then."
"R-Riku-kun! Riku-kun!?"
Top Chat: The fact that he’s not even running off makes it even funnier lol
Top Chat: He’s treating the god of reversal a little harsher than usual… smells like covering up embarrassment toward his big sister!
Top Chat: !
Top Chat: Dude, what an amazing thing you just noticed…!
Top Chat: So that’s it—Staff-kun’s embarrassed because his big sister was protecting him
Top Chat: Oh no. I’m starting to grin. Ohoho
"You’ll trip."
"Ah, Elf-san, sorry. Thank you."
"Mm."
Top Chat: …That was such a natural way of lending a hand
Top Chat: Even though Elf-san’s also blindfolded
Top Chat: Wait, wasn’t she just chasing staff around with the camera a moment ago?
Top Chat: Is she actually seeing?
"I can’t see, you know."
"Huh?"
Top Chat: You can totally see, can’t you!
Top Chat: Testing the viewers again, huh
"Elf-san, is something wrong?"
"No, I just thought I heard someone ask, ‘Can you see?’"
"Hee, Elf-san, you’ve got sharp intuition."
Top Chat: No no no
Top Chat: Reverse God lol
Top Chat: Hold on, guys, think this through calmly
Top Chat: What?
Top Chat: If we said, ‘We want to make sure she really can’t see, so bring the camera closer’… what do you think would happen?
Top Chat: What do you mean… oh!
Top Chat: Elf-san, I wanna see your face close up!
Top Chat: For confirmation, so come on! Hurry!
"I’m getting in the car, see ya."
――This stream has ended――
Top Chat: Y-you… youuuu!?
Top Chat: That was totally our chance to get a close-up!!
Top Chat: Guess there’s no helping it. Time to move on…
Top Chat: Next time, look forward to Elf-san and Reverse God bringing you See-through Meat-jersey Ball Rolling live from the electronic mascot suit broadcast!
Top Chat: Don’t mash them together lol
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