Chapter 56: The Machine That Makes You Cry
"Then, if I may be so bold, I, Misora, will take charge of the steering first."
"Counting on you."
"I’ll do my best!"
Top Chat: Well yeah, if you had to pick who goes first
Top Chat: Elf-san always produces results once she learns
Top Chat: I’d make Elf-san the second-lap driver too
Top Chat: As a fellow team member, I’ve got no objections—more of the leader’s screams that way
Top Chat: True, true
Top Chat: …Team?
"Misora is the cheer captain of 《Passionate Cheer Misora Channel》."
Top Chat: The staff member just slides into the convo
Top Chat: Oh right, forgot they existed
Top Chat: Elf-san, are you really okay not handing the camera to the staff?
"I fixed it to my helmet, so no problem."
"For reference, it looks like this."
Top Chat: Staff who brought a mirror = competent
Top Chat: Uhh, that’s duct tape wrapped around like crazy
Top Chat: Gonna be a pain to peel off later
Top Chat: Why’s she puffing out her chest like she’s proud lol
Top Chat: Lmao
"Now then, Streamer Team, Four Kings Team. Are both sides ready?"
"Yeah!"
"Yes!"
"Waah-hahaha!"
"Yaaah!"
"Then, on your marks, get set—Go!"
Top Chat: Let’s gooo!
Top Chat: You can do it!
Top Chat: Cheer cheer, Elf! Cheer cheer, Elf!
Top Chat: Wait, she left the PC behind so she can’t even see chat, right?
"Not really."
"Hyah!? Wh-what do you mean, Elf-san?"
Top Chat: I spit out my tea
Top Chat: Pickled radish went up my nose
Top Chat: How the hell can she read chat while shaking around in the cart, sitting all cute in a ball like that lol
Top Chat: Aren’t elves supposed to be like African tribespeople…?
Top Chat: More like indigenous to Northern Europe, honestly
"Uh, Elf-san, curve coming up. Let’s sync our timing! On three we’ll shift our weight!"
"Leave it to me."
"O-okay, one, two, three!"
"Ei."
"Hyahhhhhh!?"
Top Chat: That half-hearted little "ei" followed by a full-force body slam
Top Chat: Camera swung completely sideways, holy crap lol
Top Chat: Scared me for real
"E-e-e-Elf-san! D-don’t lean out of the basket! You’ll fall out, you’ll fall out, you’ll fall out!"
"Mm."
Top Chat: Damn, that really was her full weight
Top Chat: Why’s it always extremes with her!?
Top Chat: Classic on/off switch Elf again
"Elf-san, ready? This time we’ll go slow, okay? Sloooow."
"Yeah."
"One, two, three…"
"Ei."
"Hyahhh!?"
Top Chat: From that whispered “one-two-three” came a merciless “ei”
Top Chat: Pickled radish just came out my nose
Top Chat: Honestly, wouldn’t this have been better filmed from Reverse God’s POV instead of Elf-san’s?
Top Chat: No one expected it would turn out this funny lol
"Elf-saaaan! I said slow! Sloooowlyyy!"
"Got it."
"O-okay then, we’re going again, okay? For real this time?"
"Leave it to me."
"Oooone, twooo… threeee…"
"Eiya!"
"Hyahhhhhh!?"
Top Chat: Did she just say “eiya” instead of “ei” lol
Top Chat: This is her true full power, huh
Top Chat: My stomach hurts from laughing
Top Chat: If I were a robot, this’d be the scene where I mutter, “These are… tears? These are… emotions?”
Top Chat: A robot shouldn’t be laughing hard enough to cry, dammit lol
"Doesn’t turn as much as I thought."
"E-Elf-san… I-I’ll handle the steering, so please stop moving around so much…"
"Mm."
Top Chat: Elf-san getting her steering rights revoked
Top Chat: As a team member, I kinda wish they wouldn’t revoke them
Top Chat: True, true
Top Chat: You’re the cheer captain, aren’t you? Go cheer instead lol
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