Chapter 58: Elf-san with Full Authority
"Uuuh… Hurry up, hurry up already!"
"Panicking won’t make it go faster."
Misora was one step above me, fidgeting restlessly from side to side. We had just finished our first lap and were now riding the escalator up to the top.
Top Chat: Nervous Goddess-sama is so cute.
Top Chat: Elf-san being a good boy and sitting still on the cart is also cute.
Top Chat: Hey hey, don’t reach for the branches.
Top Chat: Cute, yeah, but this isn’t exactly the kind of cuteness people usually expect from a streamer.
Top Chat: True that.
"Waahahaha! Little ones, we shall enter the second lap before you… but! Sadly for you, there will be no comeback!"
At the top, Red struck a pose in front of his cart, with Pink riding on it.
"Is that so?"
Top Chat: Don’t ask us.
Top Chat: I don’t think the gap is that big, honestly.
Top Chat: We could still see Red and Pink’s backs when we finished sliding.
Top Chat: If he’s bragging this much over such a tiny lead, then…
"Waahahaha! The truth is, the course you little ones were sliding down has plenty of shortcuts! Behold! Let’s go, Pink!"
"Yah!"
Without hesitation, Red started driving his cart—heading not for the corner, but for a bump just before it.
"He jumped."
Top Chat: Ooooh.
Top Chat: Lifted the cart cleanly and hopped right over.
Top Chat: From sloppy scheming to a stylish landing… Red really leaves us unsure how to judge him.
"Waahahaha! Now then, little ones! We’ll be waiting for you at the goal, so take your sweet time!"
As we finally reached the top, Red and Pink were already cutting through the course, descending at full speed. At this rate, the match would be over in less than two minutes.
"W-w-w-what should we do, Elf-san!?"
"Leave it to me."
"Yes, sir!"
Top Chat: Ehh… can we really leave it to him?
Top Chat: And why did she just nod without a second’s hesitation?
Top Chat: Their leader really is decisive in weird places!
Top Chat: But seriously, what’s he gonna do?
"First, put Misora on."
"Seated!"
"Move the cart into position."
"Where are we going?"
"This way."
"This way… this isn’t the course, you know?"
Top Chat: Elf-san, where are you going?
Top Chat: That way only has stairs.
"Wrong."
"Huh?"
"There’s a handrail."
Top Chat: …Huh?
Top Chat: Wait, what?
Top Chat: Eh, eh, eh?
Top Chat: Hold on, Elf-san, just wait a second.
Top Chat: This isn’t a skateboard, Elf-san!
"Um, Elf-san, the course is on the right, okay? To the right."
"A little running start…"
"No, I mean the right. The right! Right!"
"On three—"
"Right, right, right! Right! Riiiight! To the right!"
"Here we go."
"Riiiiiight!? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!?"
Top Chat: Uwaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Top Chat: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Top Chat: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Top Chat: He really launched the cart onto the stair handrail aaaaaaahhhh!
Top Chat: What the hell are you doing, Elf! lol
"H-hkyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?"
"Fast."
"This isn’t just fast, it’s way too fast!?"
"There’s a seam ahead, so we’ll jump."
"Hyokehh!?"
Top Chat: Hyoke lol
Top Chat: Where the heck is that voice coming from, Goddess-sama lol
"We’re falling we’re falling we’re falling we’re falliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!?"
"We’re just sliding."
"W-w-w-what if we lose balance!?"
"There’s a safety net alongside the stairs."
Top Chat: Oh, well then.
Top Chat: Guess that’s reassuring.
Top Chat: Like hell it is!
Top Chat: What if you topple toward the stair side!?
"We can grab the branches."
"That’s your idea of safety management!?"
Top Chat: What kind of scream was that lol
Top Chat: The screen looks exactly like a rollercoaster POV, and yet Elf-san doesn’t even flinch.
"Another seam, avoiding it now—"
"Scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary!"
"Okay."
"—Hahh! Scary scary scary scary scary!"
Top Chat: The way she held her breath the whole time from jump to landing is killing me.
Top Chat: This is basically a broadcast accident, and yet Elf-san makes it feel totally normal.
Top Chat: At this rate, they’re just gonna blaze right through to the finish like nothing happened.
Top Chat: I’m a crew member, but I’ve reached the point where I can just enjoy our leader’s screams.
Top Chat: You monsters (this barley tea is delicious).
Top Chat: Meanwhile we’re all sweating bullets watching this (so yeah, I turned on the AC).
"We won."
Top Chat: Congratulations!
Top Chat: Clap clap clap clap
Top Chat: Please give us a comment about Goddess-sama, who’s completely collapsed in the back.
"Should I carry you to the restroom?"
"P-please… do…"
"Putting you on the cart."
"Ah, ah, ah."
Top Chat: Her resistance is so feeble lol
Top Chat: Don’t take a shortcut this time—bring her slowly, okay?
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