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Chapter 59: The Stomach Refuses

"Why?"

Top Chat: Pretty self-explanatory, huh
Top Chat: Elf-san being made to sit in seiza and reflect
Top Chat: Hey, try reading the whiteboard hanging on your chest?

"'I will no longer jump from heights of over three meters. This includes sliding on railings.'"

Top Chat: Will that level of restriction really change anything?
Top Chat: Doesn’t seem like it will
Top Chat: Still, gotta teach her that dangerous things are dangerous...
Top Chat: Are you her dad or something?

"Why?"

Top Chat: Alright, look a little to the left
Top Chat: Look left

"What’s wrong? Today’s reward is Misora’s favorite katsudon, you know?"

"Ugh... I can’t..."

"This pork cutlet is from the highest grade of Kagoshima black pork, specially selected just for today."

"Uuugh... my stomach won’t accept it..."

"I tried a bite myself, and the fat flavor is something else. Even before chewing, just the tip of my tongue against the cut surface filled my mouth with umami. The ‘exquisite taste’ claim is no exaggeration."

"Waaah! Riku-kun’s bullying meee!"

Top Chat: And this is how tragedies are born!
Top Chat: Comedy, more like
Top Chat: She can’t eat but still wants to—that’s Reverse God-sama for you
Top Chat: Give her ten minutes, she’ll be wolfing it down anyway lol

"I’ll be careful."

Top Chat: E D U C A T I O N  S U C C E S S
Top Chat: This is the moment our efforts bore fruit
Top Chat: Gahaha, of course
Top Chat: Eh, too easy
Top Chat: ...Is this really fine?

"Waahahaha! I made some for the little one too! If you’ve reflected properly, then eat to your heart’s content!"

"Thank you for the food."

"Waahahaha! Yes! I adore polite children!"

Top Chat: Elf-san really does eat so deliciously
Top Chat: Reverse God-sama’s watching
Top Chat: Staring hard
Top Chat: Ah
Top Chat: It dripped
Top Chat: Stomach won’t accept food, but drool still comes out lol
Top Chat: Elf-san, how’s the taste?

"It’s really good."

Top Chat: !
Top Chat: That’s different from usual!
Top Chat: Wait, is this insanely good?
Top Chat: Damn, now I’m curious!
Top Chat: Hold on, is it available online?
Top Chat: Found the page!
Top Chat: Ordered five meals for now
Top Chat: Testing with just ten meals
Top Chat: Already sold out though
Top Chat: Too fast!
Top Chat: He said Kagoshima, right? Let’s track down the supplier!

"Chat’s fast."

Top Chat: Wanting to eat good food is a universal human desire
Top Chat: Also, kinda wanna know what Elf-san enjoys so much
Top Chat: True that
Top Chat: Then please slide down this railing with this cart
Top Chat: I don’t wanna experience something impossible for humans
Top Chat: True that

"Waahahaha! Little one, how about seconds?"
"Mm."
"Waahahaha! Wait just a bit! I’ll bring it right away!"

Top Chat: Man, I’m jealous
Top Chat: I wanna travel and eat delicious food too
Top Chat: Yeah, but even on a trip I’d still be watching Elf-san
Top Chat: These past few days, I’ve gotten into the habit of carrying my phone even into the bath
Top Chat: I’ve started taking mine into the toilet
Top Chat: This is the result of elves infiltrating our daily lives!

"Delish."

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