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Chapter 79: Can Bring It Out

『Stop right there, monster!』
『We won’t let you have your way anymore!』

With voices from the speakers, two of the sentai heroes make their entrance.

"Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Minions, go!"

In response, three minions on this side charge forward.

Top Chat: I thought that laugh didn’t sound like Elf-san at all, but this is her copying Red from yesterday
Top Chat: Ahh, from the Activity Four Heavenly Kings
Top Chat: Elf-san’s been influenced by weird stuff again…
Top Chat: Calling it “weird stuff” is hilarious lol

『Take this! Hyaa!』
『Yah! Haah!』

The heroes, unfazed by the numbers disadvantage, stylishly fend off the minions with choreographed moves, sending them retreating backstage.

『The minions are defeated! Now it’s just you, monster!』
『Let’s go!』

Top Chat: The opening aside, this part feels normal
Top Chat: That’s a relief
Top Chat: I can finally take a bathroom break in peace
Top Chat: Don’t watch this on the toilet lol
Top Chat: That’s a flag…

"Elf Beam!"
"Gwaaaah!?"

Top Chat: Huh?
Top Chat: ??????
Top Chat: Whaaaaaaaaaat???

From the monster’s mouth, the Elf Beam blasts out, sending one of the heroes flying—but she skillfully takes a fall without damaging the set. Nicely done.

"What the hell was thaaaaaaaaat!?"

Top Chat: Ah, that was a genuine reaction
Top Chat: Well yeah, anyone would blurt that out
Top Chat: No way you could just stay silent
Top Chat: But seriously… what was that?

"It was the Elf Beam."

Top Chat: A yellow-green beam was shooting in and out of the monster costume’s mouth… how is that even working?
Top Chat: Wait, that’s Elf-san’s hair!
Top Chat: Ahhhh, I see
Top Chat: Hey, who was it that called the flag earlier!?

『Red! Pink! We’ll fight too!』
『Yellow! Green! Blue! You came!』

According to the script, just as the heroes were being driven into a corner, the remaining three rushed in to join them.

Top Chat: That was some quick costume change!
Top Chat: First time seeing a hero show from backstage, this is pretty fun
Top Chat: The minions switched careers to heroes in two minutes flat

"Wa-ha-ha-ha! Come at me if you dare!"

『The heat of justice will never fade! Freshly cooked rice by plasma technology is our power! We are the Heat-Retention Sentai Denshi-ger!』
『Let’s go!』

"By the way, if Denshi-ger loses, your hair is staying like that forever."

Top Chat: Elf-san lolol
Top Chat: She just dropped a ridiculous line
Top Chat: Oh man, that’s bad lol

"Heroes, wiiiiiin!"
"If you lose, you’re gonna payyyyy!"
"I don’t wanna keep my hair standing on end foreveeeer!"

Top Chat: Even without the MC lady leading the cheer, the hype is maxed out at this hero show lol
Top Chat: Sounds more like screaming than cheering
Top Chat: Wait, do we get something if the heroes win?

"If Denshi-ger wins, you won’t get split ends anymore."

Top Chat: That’s… kinda plain lol
Top Chat: But honestly, I’d actually be happy about that
Top Chat: The women’s cheering is starting to sound unhinged lol

"Ooooohhh! Heat-Retention Puuuuunch!"
"Elf Laser!"
"Guwaaaaah!?"

Top Chat: It came out of her neck lolol
Top Chat: Yeah, no wonder a peek hole isn’t a problem then lol
Top Chat: Bruh, my boss got worried and came to check on me in the bathroom
Top Chat: Too much laughing lol

"A monster has to be terrifying… and strong."

Top Chat: She’s right, she’s totally right—but still lol

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