Chapter 89: The Elf’s Counterattack (Stomach)
"Once again, good morning to my big brother’s viewers. Umm… I’m Siren."
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan’s such a polite girl
Top Chat: I was wondering what she’d call herself lol
Top Chat: Got some sailors here too
Top Chat: Cute outfit
"Ah, thank you. My big brother bought me this outfit yesterday."
Kyoka plays with the viewers in the living room. Today she’s wearing a breezy shirt with a small accent design and a short skirt. A soft, pale blue matching set, clearly chosen to go together.
Top Chat: Looks great on you
Top Chat: Nice
Top Chat: Did Kyoka-chan pick it out herself?
"My big brother picked it out for me."
Top Chat: Eh?
Top Chat: The same Elf-san who dumped a full set of clothes on the store clerk to handle!?
Top Chat: The same Elf-san who was planning to buy five sets of that outfit just to rotate them!?
Top Chat: What is this!?
"I just copied what was in a magazine."
Top Chat: Ahh
Top Chat: Wow, such a normal reason lol
Top Chat: Yeah, of course, no one’s being an elf all the time everywhere
Top Chat: We really overthought that, hahaha
Top Chat: The viewers chose to look away from Elf-san’s track record until now
Top Chat: And Elf-san’s outfit is cute too
"My hair is bothering me."
Meanwhile, I’m wearing a blouse with a big collar and a decorative ribbon, paired with a deep navy skirt. It kind of brings to mind a concert outfit. Up to that point it’s fine, but—
Top Chat: I love the ribbon
Top Chat: Bold hairstyle changes are the privilege of long hair!
Top Chat: Ponytail ponytail!
"Can’t I take it out?"
"Ehh, but big brother, it looks so cute on you!"
"Muu."
The hair accessory somehow bothers me.
Top Chat: So Elf-san doesn’t really like messing with hair
Top Chat: It’s so free-flowing, you could do so much with it though
Top Chat: By the way, what’s Elf-san doing?
"Making breakfast."
"Wait, wait—what are you making!?"
"Kyoka, you eat bread for breakfast, right?"
"The amount! The problem is the amount!"
Top Chat: Whoa, eight slices of toasted bread
Top Chat: Is Elf-san mistaking Kyoka-chan for either a starving beast or a high school boy?
Top Chat: Don’t lump starving beasts and high school boys together lol
"Fried eggs seasoned with salt and pepper, some ham, and spinach lightly sautéed in butter. Put that on bread with the crusts cut off, add mayonnaise, sauce, and ketchup, and sandwich it together."
"Wow, that looks delicious…!"
"Dig in."
"O-okay, let’s eat!"
"Eat plenty."
"Mmm! It’s so good!"
Top Chat: Ah ah ah
Top Chat: Food porn! That’s food porn right there!
Top Chat: Kinda manly cooking but it looks tasty
"The soup is just stew thinned a little with milk and with consomme added. I’ll also put the toasted crusts I cut off the bread here—dip them in, it’ll be good."
"Mmm! The bread crusts match perfectly!"
"I’ve also got the extra crusts with chocolate cream on them, and some sprinkled with sugar and pan-fried into makeshift fried bread."
"Yaaay!"
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan has been conquered
Top Chat: No, seriously, I wanna eat this too
Top Chat: Not flashy, but feels like such a luxurious breakfast
Top Chat: So that’s why there was that reaction to Elf-san’s cooking yesterday
Top Chat: I’m starving now
"Nnyu?"
"I’ll go get some barley tea."
Top Chat: Haaaaaaa
Top Chat: Elf-san, with such gentle eyes, patting Kyoka-chan’s head
Top Chat: That’s love right there
Top Chat: I feel full already, even though my stomach was empty
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Elf-san’s not eating?
"After I line up about ten more dishes."
"We can’t finish that much!?"
"The number of dishes isn’t the problem, right?"
"The amount goes up too then!"
Top Chat: Told it’s a quantity issue, so she increases the variety—such a wise elf
Top Chat: Truly a sage of the forest
Top Chat: elf, smart, very
Top Chat: And so, by melting the viewers’ brains, Elf-san became relatively wiser
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