Chapter 93: The Elf-san Who Comes from Above
"Going in."
"…Hello, onii-chan’s viewers. This is Siren."
Top Chat: First line is a special forces elf
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan’s face is leaking “I want to escape”
Top Chat: I can see way too much sky, what’s going on here?
Top Chat: So, where is this?
"In front of Kirishi-tan’s place."
"…We’re about to visit, but I’m pointing the camera upward so the exterior doesn’t show. Haa…"
Top Chat: I see
Top Chat: Even so
Top Chat: Somehow
Top Chat: This view is just overwhelming with Elf-san’s destructive power
Top Chat: Not gonna say what exactly
Top Chat: But that leaning-over pose is amazing!
"Kyoka’s like this, but you guys are acting as usual."
Top Chat: I had perfect attendance in elementary and middle school!
Top Chat: Whoa
Top Chat: Even when I caught the flu in high school, I still went!
Top Chat: Don’t go!
Top Chat: The following year, high school abolished the perfect attendance award, but… was that my fault?
Top Chat: lol
"Mm. Good energy."
"Is that really okay though…?"
Top Chat: If you feel off physically, you should rest
Top Chat: Elf-san: “Since I feel off physically, I started streaming”
Top Chat: More than off, the body itself is different now
Top Chat: By the way, Elf-san, did you feel anything weird before and after your body changed?
"There were a few things, but the biggest was my legs."
Top Chat: Legs?
Top Chat: Not your chest? Feels like your center of gravity would shift forward
Top Chat: Yeah I totally thought that lol
"The way the hip joints are set is different between men and women, right?"
Top Chat: Ahh
Top Chat: Sure, guys can shift their center of gravity by carrying loads, but you can’t change hip joints
Top Chat: Makes sense, makes sense
Top Chat: This kind of discussion is fun
"Right. Boobs you can attach and detach."
"You can’t!!"
Top Chat: Elf-san lol
Top Chat: Boobs (i.e. substitute loads) are attachable/detachable (so the shift in center of gravity doesn’t feel that weird)
Top Chat: Leaving out that part caused a disaster lol
Top Chat: Detachable Elf-boobs
Top Chat: Standard price 980 yen
Top Chat: Don’t sell that lol
"What are you two talking about on my doorstep…?"
"Kirishi-tan."
"Eh, ah! Th-this is a small gift! No, wait. Um, n-nice to meet you! I’m Siren!"
Peeking out from a slightly luxurious-looking front door left half-open was Kirishi-tan’s face.
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan panicking
Top Chat: The sailor is satisfied
Top Chat: Seriously
Top Chat: Is that really fine, sailor lol
Top Chat: Later, listen to the cool shout in “Post-Collapse Sekai,” you’ll be blown away
Top Chat: Seriously
Top Chat: The sailors have become addicted to frying their brains on the gap
"First, returning the umbrella. Thanks."
"You’re welcome."
Kirishi-tan stepped down to the entryway in sandals. On top she wore a tank top layered with a frilled bustier, and below a miniskirt.
"So then… why did Siren come clinging along with Elf?"
"It’s not like I wanted to come along…"
"What do you mean?"
"She’s my little sister."
"What do you mean!?"
Top Chat: Yeah no one would get that lol
Top Chat: Elf-san’s little sister (pure Japanese)
Top Chat: Even Kirishi-tan would think it’s just some made-up backstory
Top Chat: Judging from this, she probably didn’t watch Elf-san’s stream yesterday
Top Chat: Leave her alone for one day and she spawns a little sister, that elf
"Well whatever, come in. Turn off the camera before entering."
"Mm. Excuse the intrusion."
"E-excuse me."
Top Chat: Ahhh
Top Chat: It’s so dark, it’s dark
Top Chat: Screen glitch—face of that guy who looks like his dad appears again
Top Chat: Get used to it, you’ll be seeing it regularly from now on
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