Chapter 23:

Lanlan: Who's Duan Heng? Does he have a lot of food at home?

I heard he moved last month. He seems to be pre-ordering groceries. I've seen him deliver a lot of things to your house before.

Hao Zi Wei Juice: Is that true? Then he won't be able to finish all the food at home!

 Her Majesty Queen Guo: (Hand it over! Quickly! The wound I was bitten yesterday hasn't healed yet, and I need some food!)

"This... this group of people is crazy!"

Seeing the flood of information emanating from the group, each pointing directly at Duan Heng's supplies, Bai Ling couldn't help but shrink her neck nervously.

However, Duan Heng seemed very calm. He simply smiled and looked at his phone without saying a word. His calm appearance made Bai Ling feel much more at ease.

Sister Li from the Neighborhood Committee: Duan Heng, why don't you come out? It's a special time. Are you hiding so many supplies and not sharing them with everyone?

Ms. Li from the neighborhood committee said, "Don't worry, once this crisis is over and the community stabilizes, everyone will remember your generosity! When we find supplies in the future, we will definitely give you a share, right?"

and Neighborhood Committee Sister Li: @恒羽

& Neighborhood Committee Sister Li: Duan Heng, have you seen the news?

In the end, Aunt Li specifically tagged Duan Heng again, and her arrogant words were particularly evident.

"Me?"

Seeing this exchange, even Bai Ling couldn't help but curse. She felt a surge of anger rise in her head and raised her hand to respond with a curse: "MLGB, who the hell do you think you are? How dare you bully my brother!"

I'll spray you so hard your mother won't even recognize you!

"You want supplies? Eat shit!"

While thinking about this, Bai Ling had already let out a long string of curses. She used to play games before the end of the world, and it cost her nothing to curse five times a second. She was known as the Punishment Key and the player of Zaun.

But just as Bai Ling was Just as he was about to utter the curses, Duan Heng suddenly sat down beside him and grabbed Bai Ling's arm, signaling her not to say a word.

In response, Bai Ling blinked in confusion, looking a little foolish.

Duan Heng raised his eyebrows and slowly typed a reply in the group:


&Hengyu: Okay, you're right.

&Hengyu: Aunt Li is so dedicated, I think you should lead the team to fight the zombie yourself. I'm shy and scared, so I won't go.

Hengyu: I also think what you said about sharing supplies makes a lot of sense! After the mutual aid team members eliminate the zombies near the community, I'll give each of you five packs of instant noodles! Five packs! Is that okay with you?

After saying that, Duan Heng didn't forget to send a smiley emoticon via WeChat. The emoticon was obviously smiling brightly, but for some reason, it seemed full of sarcasm!

Seeing this scene, Bai Ling, who was watching the show, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

 Ms. Li from the neighborhood committee: "Kid! How dare you talk like that! Who are you giving away only five packs of instant noodles to?"

Sure enough, Aunt Li became flustered after reading Duan Heng's message, and the others in the group fell silent. After all, the neighborhood committee's reward was only three packs of instant noodles. Compared to them, Duan Heng, the self-employed businessman, was much more generous.

But everyone knew that the neighborhood committee wouldn't give up, and soon Aunt Li continued shouting in the group:

Ms. Li from the neighborhood committee: "Do you think I'm speaking to you personally? I represent the neighborhood committee, the entire community, and public opinion! We all hope you can carry on with your spirit. Please stop being so selfish!"

&Hengyu: No good.

 Duan Heng and Bai Ling laughed and spoke a few short words, while Aunt Li, on the other side, was so angry she was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, her face turning red.

At this point, the exasperated Aunt Li finally lost control of her emotions and blurted out what was in her heart:

Sister Li from the Neighborhood Committee: Duan Heng! You're so stubborn and selfish, you're not going to have a good ending! We already have level-three people who can blow zombies' heads off with their bare hands! If you refuse to cooperate, the neighborhood committee will punish you later! Then it won't be your turn!

&Sister Li from the Neighborhood Committee: You have to think carefully!

There are several angry expressions after the last sentence. You can tell how angry Aunt Li is at this moment without even looking at her.


However, after he finished writing this, the group instantly fell into a deathly silence. Before this, everyone still regarded the neighborhood committee and the mutual aid team as organizations like rescue teams, thinking they might be able to get some help.

But now Aunt Li relies on her power to directly threaten the lives of residents, making it difficult for people not to wonder if it will be her turn in the future: her words are strong, and each word is so sharp and terrifying that no one dares to respond rashly.

But just when everyone thought Duan Heng was going to give in and obey Aunt Li...

Suddenly, a picture appears in the group message?

It turned out to be an intimate selfie of Duan Heng smiling, hugging Bai Ling's slender waist, and putting his face on her head.

Duan Heng is handsome, fresh, and cheerful; Bai Ling is elegant and charming! The handsome man and the beautiful woman embrace, radiating a dazzling charm. It's no exaggeration to say they're the perfect couple in the end times!

And there was milk and bread on their table!

And Bai Ling was holding a lamb chop in her hand!

And the lamb chops still gave off a hint of spice! A drop of fat dripped from the meat, glistening like drops of dew. (It was hard to imagine how soft, sticky, and sweet they must have been!)

Then, below the photo was a line of words written by Duan Heng:

& Hengyu: Come and settle the score with me, my wife and I are waiting.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

In an instant, a terrifying explosion sounded from the building where Aunt Li lived.

At that moment, she was completely furious, clutching her hair, her eyes bloodshot and glaring. She screamed as if she wanted to cut Duan Heng into pieces:

"Bastard! Wait! This isn't over!

Once that damn zombie dies, I'll have the mutual aid team drag you out of the villa and kill you! I wonder if you'll be able to scream by then!"

A terrifying roar echoed through the building and could be faintly heard even two floors away. Luckily, she wasn't afraid of attracting zombies.

The other members of the group were also They expressed their astonishment at the photo. For a moment, the group chat was filled with conversations about Duan Heng:

"Ye Ao, Nai Wo He: Oh my God! Eating lamb chops so early in the morning!"


Lanlan: @Hengyu, handsome, do you have that much food? Could you give me some?

"That's not fair! His wife is so pretty! I'd better turn into a zombie!"

Her Royal Highness Queen Guo: The lamb smells so bad, I wouldn't eat it even if it was given to me for free!

In the group messages, there were expressions of awe, worship, prayer, jealousy, and all sorts of other things, but most of them were filled with jealousy and envy.

However, when the camera panned toward the villa, Duan Heng could be seen holding his head in a defensive position with a smile on his face, while Bai Ling to the side was shaking her fists through gritted teeth and continuing to punch Duan Heng's body.

"Who's your wife? Who's your wife?"

You grabbed my waist when I wasn't paying attention, right? You even recorded it and posted it in the group chat, you pervert!

 -If you touch me again, I'll castrate you!

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