Chapter 29: If You Had to Do It Once?

"Eromi’s gone all the way, nya."

"Think she can come back from that?"

"I’d say no chance?"

The three of them stared at me with exasperated eyes.

"Hey, it’s normal overseas to shave, you know? And among celebrities, there’s even something called the ‘no-underwear health method.’"

What, you didn’t know that? You’ve gotta live more globally, you know?

"You’re not a celebrity, you’re just a pervert, nya."

"Yeah. Pretty sure this is what happens after too much training from Kana-san."

"Eromi-neesan, Kana-san’s not even here. Why not just put some on like a normal person?"

Chihirochi asked that with a completely wrong understanding of the situation.

"Well, sure, Kana-chan was the one who started it, but going commando for health is totally my own choice now. It’s seriously comfy."

"Is it really?"

"Yeah. Especially when sleeping. You realize how much strain tight clothes actually put on you."

"Not sure I buy that..."

No really, it’s true.

"You should try it once. I wouldn’t recommend going out like that, but for sleeping? Totally worth it."

Not for school though. A male student might find out, threaten you, and drag you into some unused classroom.

"I might give it a shot."

"Ah, but be careful when shaving, okay? If you mess up, you’ll cut yourself."

"Yeah, no thanks, I’ll pass on that."

Ah… okay then.

"But if you stay bald down there and turn back, what happens, nya?"

"Who knows? When I turned into a girl, my hair grew longer and even the armpit hair was gone, so I really can’t say."

Same here. No body hair to deal with at all.

"I’ll be the test subject."

"Well, I’ll leave it to you."

Leave it to me indeed.

"Anyway, shall we go to the bath, nya?"

"Yeah… wait, uh, the women’s bath?"

Of course.

"Come to think of it…"

Huh? Shachou?

"You guys haven’t gone yet, nya? Tama went right away though…"

"I did too."

Though honestly, it was kind of a letdown—just old ladies everywhere.

"I never even thought about it."

"Same here…"

What the heck…

"Are you two sure you even had them before, nya?"

"Wait, Chihirochi, you have P.E. class, right?"

Don’t tell me you’re changing with the boys? That’d be bad news. You’d definitely get passed around. I’ve seen enough erotic manga to know how that ends.

"We only change down to our underwear. Still got pretty worked up though."

Lucky.

"So jealous, nya."

"Everyone just laughed at me for staring too much though."

So you were totally staring. Typical high schooler.

"What about you, Shachou?"

"I never even had the thought…"

Is she… already past that stage in life?

"S-shachou, let’s go to the bath. Let’s enjoy it to the fullest."

I’ve thought this before, but Chihirochi’s the serious type who’s secretly pretty pervy.

"Well, it’s probably all old ladies, nya."

"Doesn’t matter! You’ve got us! Etch the sight of my mighty B-cup into your memory! You’ll even get to see naked high school girls… wait… that’s actually… bad, isn’t it?"

I glanced at Chihirochi, then at Nyako.

"Yeah, bad, nya. Underage gets you arrested, nya."

Right?

"No, even aside from age, that’s just plain illegal."

"I don’t really mind. You two clearly look younger than me anyway."

Well, Nyako and I are basically the loli group.

"Anyway, shall we go? I’d like to hit the hot spring before the food arrives."

"Tama thinks so too, nya. Gotta warm up this cold body, nya."

"Yeah, might as well… it’s too late to worry now."

"Exactly."

So we decided to head for the hot spring, grabbed our yukata, and went to the large bath.

"Huh? No one’s here?"

We stepped into the dressing area—completely empty.

"Guess we were early."

"Eh, fine. Let’s just think of it as a private bath."

I said that as I started undressing.

"Good point, nya."

Nyako began stripping as well.

"You two lolis sure have guts."

"No hesitation at all."

Why would we hesitate?

I quickly took off everything and stood there naked. The three of them, still halfway through undressing, turned their eyes on me.

"Whoa! Definitely looks like a B, nya!"

Not looks like—it is.

"She’s really smooth down there…"

Nice, right?

"Total loli vibes."

Even though I’m nearly ten years older than Chihirochi.

"Still think a B’s too small. Can’t really sandwich anything with that…"

I pressed my breasts together experimentally.

"And whose ‘thing’ were you planning to sandwich, nya?"

"No one’s! I just meant… my Desert Eagle wouldn’t fit in there anyway."

"I’ve never seen your ‘Desert Eagle’ (lol), so I can’t say, but what about Chihirochi or Shachou, nya?"

At Nyako’s words, I turned to glance at C and D.

"Hmm… maybe if I squeeze them together, I could sandwich it? Though I don’t think I could actually move it afterward."

"Um, could you not?"

"Yeah, that’s incredibly gross."

The two of them, still in their underwear, looked at me with disgust.

"Yeah, fair enough. Besides, I already have Kana-chan!"

"Good for you, nya… I’m going ahead."

Nyako sighed and headed into the hot spring, so I followed after her.

When we went straight to the open-air bath and slipped into the water—

"Ugh… wow…"

"Feels amazing, nya."

Pure bliss.

"Whoa, it’s freezing out here."

"Let’s get in quickly."

Shachou and Chihirochi soon joined us, stepping into the bath together.

"No busty women around, but this isn’t bad either."

"True, nya. Though give it a bit, and some busty aunties will probably show up, nya?"

No thanks, nya.

"Thirty-five is the limit."

"You’re awful."

"That’s some strong commitment. As expected of Eromi-neesan."

I glanced over at Shachou and Chihirochi.

"Strange, isn’t it? Even though you two are a C and a D, I don’t feel a shred of excitement looking at you."

"Tama feels the same, nya. Eromi’s body doesn’t do anything anymore since I’m used to it, but even seeing Shachou and Chihirochi for the first time—nothing, nya."

"Same here… maybe the ‘man’ in us is still peeking through?"

"That’s probably it."

Hmm, guess that can’t be helped.

"So, who’s your type here? I mean, looks-wise."

"You’re asking now, nya?"

Yes, now.

"Right now! I pick Shachou! Because she’s the least bad option!"

"Yeah, yeah—just say it’s the boobs, nya. You’re so predictable, nya."

"‘Least bad’ kinda stings, you know…"

Shachou looked slightly deflated.

"Sorry! But you’re almost there—hang in there!"

Anything below an E just doesn’t cut it for me.

"Says the B-cup acting all high and mighty… For me… hmm, just looks, right?"

"If we include personality, we’re all doomed. Especially me."

"Wow, at least you’re self-aware… Hmm… just on appearance, I’d say Eromi. You give off that pure, innocent vibe."

Classic virgin fetish. Though honestly, if I’m being real, there’s zero purity here.

"What about you, Nyako?"

"You, of course. Tama’s a loli lover, nya."

Right, I’ve heard that one before.

"Wouldn’t Chihirochi count as a loli too? Age-wise, I mean."

Seventeen isn’t exactly loli, but still underage.

"Well, she’s a gal, nya… And being taller than me kinda throws me off. If I were still a guy, maybe I wouldn’t care, but now I’m the one looking up, nya."

Fair point.

"Yeah, Chihirochi is taller than you."

"Exactly, nya. So for Tama, it’s gotta be you, nya."

We’re literally the same height though.

"What about you, Chihirochi? Who’s your pick?"

"Hmm, that’s tough…"

Chihirochi looked around the group, thinking it over.

"Well, there aren’t any gals here you’d normally go for, so don’t overthink it. Just answer lightly. It’s not like we’re talking about dating—just, if you had to do it once, who would it be?"

"I didn’t answer in that sense… but if we’re talking that way, then probably idol Tama."

"Tama too, nya. In that case, I’d go with underage Chihirochi, nya."

These people are such old men. Ugh.

"Hmm, looks-wise, I’d probably say Shachou… but if it’s a one-time thing, I’d go with Eromi-neesan. Because you’re the lewdest."

This girl really is a high schooler.