Chapter 32: I was so scared of the eyes for a long time

Bang! Bang! Baaang!!!

Working out as usual, finishing up by hitting the sandbag, the sound of my phone vibrating was heard.

At this late hour, the only person to contact me would be Mom, did something happen at home?

Curious, I stopped hitting the sandbag and checked the phone screen, confirming an unexpected person sent me a KakaoTalk.

[Balding Baldy]

My precious younger brother's pitiful childhood friend who got balding at an early age.

A guy whose thoughts I can never figure out usually, unexpectedly contacted me first.

Perhaps, did he find out where my brother lives?

Forcing my pounding heart expecting news to calm down, I checked the KakaoTalk.

<Noona>

<?>

<Last time, you asked me to find out Seong-hun's home address, right?>

<Yeah, I did.>

<Did you find out? If so, tell me the address.>

<I did find out, but please calm down a little.>

<A quite big problem occurred, Noona.>

<??? What problem?>

<Did my brother die or something?>

<No, he didn't die.> 

<Maybe it's a more serious problem than that.>

<He didn't become a vegetative person or a cripple, right?>

<It's not that.> 

<He's still a retard without change, but his appearance changed a lot. His voice too.>

<...First, I need to check with my own eyes what problem occurred.>

<Can you tell me his address?>

<Yes, I'll send it right away.>

<But Noona. I'm telling you in advance, please don't be too surprised when you meet Seong-hun.>

<Whatever you imagine, something beyond that will happen.>

Just what happened to my precious brother?

Balding Baldy, my brother's only friend, isn't a friend who lies, nor is he a friend who exaggerates incidents.

For such a guy to say it like that, just how serious is the incident?

I found my brother's contact saved in my phone and called him immediately.

[Precious Sandbag♡]

- ♬♬

Otaku song still playing, seems he hasn't changed it yet.

I had time to confirm my precious brother's consistent taste, but my brother didn't pick up my call.

"Oh, not picking up? It's a bit troublesome if he doesn't pick up."

Since he's a coward, hikikomori, and loner, he wouldn't have blocked at least his family's contact.

Leaving the gym, I moved to the address Baldy gave me and left a KakaoTalk message for my brother.

<Pick up the phone.>

<I'm on my way to your house right now, if you don't pick up, you die when I arrive.>

<No, fuck.>

<Why is Noona coming to my house?>

<More importantly, how does Noona know my address?>

<I have my ways.>

<Anyway if you don't pick up, I kill you. If you don't want to die, pick up.>

<And if I go to your house and you aren't there, you die. If you don't open the door, you die. Just, you die.>

<Why are the only choices dying lehu?>

My brother resisted, but ignoring his opinion, I called again.

Since I threatened him this much, he'll pick up soon.

If not, well, I can just go to his house and give him mental re-education.

I called my lovely sandbag, no, brother again, and not long after calling, my brother picked up.

[H, Hello...?]

But what was heard was not the annoying voice just by hearing it, but a charming jade-like voice that could melt ears.

Flustered while trying to curse from the start, I carefully checked the recipient.

[Precious Sandbag♡]

...It is my brother's number? Why is a woman answering?

Surely.

You fucking bastard, was that the reason you left home?

Suppressing the boiling anger, I asked the woman who answered the phone to put my brother on.

"I don't know who you are, but put my brother on first. I need to hear that bastard's voice right now."

[Uh... Noona? I'm really sorry, but I am Seong-hun.]

"Not in the mood for jokes, put him on quickly. If I go to your house, I'll kill both of you at once."

[No, I'm really not joking...]

A voice expressing frustration came from over the phone, but I spat out words coldly and hung up.

"It's okay, since I'm almost there. Let's see what kind of bitch you are and check your mug soon."

Looking briefly at the shabby building in front of me, I walked into the building contemplating how to crush my brother and that sly woman.

I'm fucked.

I can vividly feel how pissed off Noona is over the phone.

A murderous voice saying she'll definitely crush whoever it is.

Feeling fear at that voice, I asked my childhood friend for help.

"...I think I'm really fucked."

"What can you do? It's something that would be revealed someday. Isn't getting fucked now better than getting fucked later?"

"True, taking the beating first hurts a little less."

Agreeing with his words, I asked him with desperate eyes.

"Hey."

"What?"

"The beating I'm supposed to take, you take it for me."

Name: Friend Shield.

I requested a black knight to take Noona's murderous beating instead, but my friend hardened his face and refused the request.

"You fucking bitch, there are things you can say and things you shouldn't."

"No, but isn't it a bit better for you who has been beaten a lot? If I get beaten with this body, I feel like I'll really die!"

"Regarding getting beaten, I think you got beaten more. How about just offering your body obediently so she can beat you comfortably?"

"I haven't been beaten even once with this body. So please take it for me."

Looking at him with twinkling eyes hard to refuse, my friend licked his lips and whispered to me.

"If I take it for you, will you let me do it once?"

"...This crazy nutjob bastard."

A proposal I would have refused by smashing his head with a frying pan usually.

But now, since my life was on the line, I started seriously debating between death and sex.

I really hate getting penetrated by that bastard more than death.

The problem is, getting beaten by Noona hurts so fucking much that I'd rather desire death.

Should I really close my eyes tight and smash sex once?

Doesn't manga or erotic novels say the pain of defloration is brief? At least it would hurt less than getting beaten like a dog on Boknal (dog days) by Noona.

Fuck.

Do it? Or not?

While I continued to worry with a serious face, my friend urged me with a voice tinged with fear.

"Hey, she almost arrived. Decide quickly. Friend Shield, use it? Or not?"

At his urging, I made a decision with a liberated face.

"Won't use it. Still, since it's a woman's body not a man's body, she'll hit a little gently."

"Hey, I'll really give you one more chance to choose. Your Noona really beats regardless of gender or age with equal intensity? Don't regret it and choose again."

"Why, is it a waste since we aren't smashing sex? Sorry, but I'd rather die than smash sex with you. I know I'll die if I get beaten, but anyway, isn't it better than becoming a man and getting penetrated by a man?"

I stated my position like that, but the real reason was a bit different.

There's the thought of not wanting to be penetrated by a man, but precisely, I feel like the moment I get penetrated by that bastard once, I'll cross a river of no return.

So, although it seems like it will hurt like hell, I chose the option of getting beaten by Noona.

"Don't regret it, really."

"I'm not a bastard who regrets. You know too? That I'm a guy who hasn't regretted even once so far."

"Not a guy (Nom) but a bitch (Nyeon). Yeah, your poop is thick (You're stubborn). Bastard."

He and I sighed deeply and waited for Noona to arrive, and after waiting a little like that, a voice that induced fear just by hearing it came from outside the front door.

[Open up.]

"Open it?"

"No, as expected I can't open it."

I intended to open even the door to get beaten a little less, but hearing the voice changed my mind.

As expected, I shouldn't open it.

If I open it, I'll be in a state worse than death.

Thinking that, I moved far away from the front door, but at the voice heard subsequently, I had no choice but to open the front door obediently.

[If I open it myself, then you really die. If you want to get beaten a little less, open it now.]

"...You'll let me live, right?"

[Depending on how you act.]

Right, at least she means she won't kill me.

Somehow it's not reassuring, but I have no choice but to believe her.

Yeah, so I should open it.

I smiled brightly and opened the front door, and at that moment, the Fox God spoke to me with an urgent voice.

— You! Lower your body!

"What?"

While I doubted the Fox God's voice for a moment, Noona's fist extended through the front door and smashed my jaw refreshingly.

Bang!!!

Hearing a sound unbelievable for a jaw and fist colliding, and feeling tingling pain in my jaw, I muttered a curse quietly.

"...Wow, fuck."

She really beats a person she sees for the first time without mercy.

As expected fuck, she must have worked in a criminal organization without the family knowing?

Feeling my consciousness fading away, what caught my eye at the last moment was.

"Aaaaaack!!! Noona! Why are you hitting me!"

The appearance of my childhood friend getting beaten like a dog by my biological sister.