Chapter 36: The Holy Spirit - Tree

There is a saying called the boiling frog syndrome.

If you put a frog into boiling water from the start, the frog jumps out screaming 'Holy fuck it's hot', but.

If you put it in lukewarm water and boil it slowly, the frog gets cooked without even knowing it's being boiled.

Why am I suddenly saying this?

Well, because I have to use the 'boiling frog syndrome' when proceeding with this content.

If I choose an abnormal fetish post that is too disgusting and super minor from the beginning, like [Our house Choco is so hot, what should I do?], all the viewers who barely flowed in will disappear.

Maybe even existing viewers might leave saying my broadcast is disgusting.

So, the start should be used with a moderately funny and major abnormal fetish post.

So that the abnormal fetishes possessed by moderate abnormal fetishists corrupt normal people into perverts, making them unable to react even to stronger abnormal fetishes gradually.

Let's see, what would be good?

What abnormal fetish post should I choose so everyone can laugh and be satisfied?

Honestly, I don't really know.

Except for a few truly disgusting posts, most seem similar.

They definitely deal with abnormal fetishes and insane sex lives, but it feels somewhat weak?

Agonizing among various posts, I chose [Tree-fucker] which seemed the most innocuous for now.

"I'll read the first person's story! The title is [Tree-fucker for 8 years... Fortunately still haven't been caught by neighborhood residents.]!"

When I read the title softly with a beautiful voice that could melt ears, the viewers started laughing yet getting confused.

- She's reading that lol all of it lololol

- Public shaming fuck lol it's a relief if he doesn't kick his blanket at night lol

- Reading the title with that voice makes me feel kinda... kinda... hard...

- Sister... I feel weird... It should definitely be disgusting but hearing Sister read it makes me horny...

- What female streamer in the world reads that directly fuck lol but it's seriously hot... Heung...

Reaction saying it's disgusting yet arousing.

I thought I chose a moderately disgusting post, but even that seems disgusting to pure normal sexual desire holders.

Seeing they didn't show a reaction up to wanting to vomit, it seems the Gumiho's sly voice neutralized the disgust of the post itself well.

Only about two viewers left after reading the title, so it seemed like a good defense.

The flowed-in viewers are also slowly recovering from the shock, so let's slowly read the post.

I rolled my eyes and scanned the post quickly, confirming there were no traps, and read the post aloud.

"Hello, Streamer-nim? I am a 27-year-old male who watches your broadcast often."

"Since Streamer-nim said you would proceed with a confession about abnormal fetishes today, I want to talk about my peculiar fetish that is ongoing even now."

"The beginning was when I was in the 3rd year of high school."

"Back then, there was a small mountain between my house and school, and I had to climb up and down that small mountain every day when going to school."

"In the 1st and 2nd year of high school when exam stress was low, I went to school normally, but from the 3rd year when exam stress reached its peak, I started to become strange somewhere."

At the calm madness revealed from the next sentence, I took a deep breath once and read the post again.

"That day was a day I fought big time with my parents from the morning."

"The school lunch was so tasteless that I quit school lunch and was bringing a lunch box, but that day, my mother prepared only soy sauce and tofu for lunch."

"Receiving delicious and plentiful lunch boxes every day, then suddenly receiving only tofu and soy sauce, my young heart must have sulked. So I fought big time with my mother and brought only the tofu without even thinking of bringing the soy sauce."

...Tree-fucker title, and tofu... Surely this crazy human didn't actually stick his genitals into a tree or something, right?

I wanted to quit reading the post and read another post right away, but.

Checking the number of viewers, it increased if anything, didn't decrease, so I endured the disgust and read the post again.

"For me who was already suffering from exam stress, having only tofu for lunch was an unacceptable thing."

"Because of that, I received stress very severely, and what came to me as a result of that stress was none other than maddening sexual desire."

"Really, everything in the world looked arousing. However, among them, the most arousing thing was."

"Tree knots with the perfect size to shove my object in."

...Crazy bastard.

With so many holes in the world to shove into, you shove into a tree?

More than that, no matter how soft the wood material is, if done raw, wouldn't the dick get properly ground starting from the tip?

There's the tree's own poison, and various bacteria and mold living in the knot, so the dick wouldn't be safe, how is he still fucking trees?

Now feeling awe rather than disgust for the Tree-fucker, I barely organized my confused head and threw a question to the person who wrote this post.

"By the way, is your dick okay? 'Move your dick wrong and you get fucked' seems like exactly your story."

When I asked as if genuinely worried, Mr. Tree-fucker kindly answered the question donating 5,000 won.

<Donation of 5,000 won from User 'BackMountainChestnutTreeFucker'!>

[At first I needed lubricant, and my dick got hurt a lot because of the rough bark part of the tree, but now it's trained enough to be okay doing it raw.]

"...You do it raw? Does that make fucking sense?"

<Donation of 3,000 won from User 'BackMountainChestnutTreeFucker'!>

[Hmm... It feels like smashing sex without foreplay when smashing sex with a woman? The tight taste is quite exquisite! Now I've become a body that cannot be satisfied with human women.]

As the calm voice donation flowed from the speaker, the Fox God who heard all those words looked at the screen with eyes full of awe.

— If that person's words are true, he is doing a love that transcends species. Of course, from the perspective of the tree suffering from him, it wouldn't be very pleasant.

Voice mixed with admiration and contempt at the same time.

Hearing the words the Fox God spat out, I quietly turned off the microphone.

"Pleasant or whatever, who in the world makes calluses on their dick? That's really a mental illness!"

— Calluses on genitals... Wouldn't it feel a bit different if penetrated? Rather, there might be demand in some fields.

"Stop spouting crazy words. I feel like my mind is leaving home just with that one human, why are you helping, crazy bitch."

I ignored the Fox God laughing loudly, turned on the microphone again, and started reading the rest of the post.

"...I'll read again. I estimated the size of my object once, and approached the knot hole as if possessed by something."

"If only there was lubricant, it was a truly perfect hole to shove mine in. However, would I, a 3rd year high school student at the time, have something like gel?"

"So, I shoved the tofu my mother gave me into the knot... Hey you crazy dog bastard!!! You shove lunch into a knot just because you don't have something like gel?!"

When I expressed contempt for his great abnormal fetish, other viewers burst into laughter and publicly shamed 'Tree-fucker'.

- ??? : For sexual desire, I can give up something like appetite any time!

- By the way, injecting white protein from the start... This is a bit very erotic?

- That is true madness fuck lol Streamer, I think you chose something too strong from the start? Newbies will all die?

- I thought I was a sufficient abnormal fetish pervert, but in front of true madness, I was nothing...

- A bastard who can give up lunch for satisfactory sex... Truly amazing bastard...

- Actually, isn't a human like that the true top 1%? If you can fulfill your own sex fantasy, you're top 1% among men... Fr...

Words that would make a person with normal mindset angry, but who was Tree-fucker?

Wasn't he the crazy bastard who converts stress into sexual desire when hard and bangs trees putting tofu in them?

He explained the arousal of trees to all viewers including me through voice donation.

<Donation of 10,000 won from User 'BackMountainChestnutTreeFucker'!>

[Honestly there's nothing as hot as a tree. It has to just get fucked without any resistance, right? And you guys don't know the feeling when fucking a knot? The texture of the bark of the part dead from rotting due to mold is different, the feeling when going back and forth on the rough sapwood part where vitality is felt is also different, and finally when the tip touches the completely dead heartwood part, the pleasure coming from that slight dampness cannot be explained in words. If you grab a decent tree, it becomes an awesome onahole, don't you know that, you guys ignorant of arousal.]

Truly amazing bastard.

Judging by explaining like that, it seems he didn't fuck trees in vain for 8 years.

I admit it.

You weren't a fashion abnormal fetishist but a genuine abnormal fetishist.

I told the Tree-fucker running wild in both voice donation and chat window that the confession failed.

"God says he cannot handle an abnormal fetish this severe, I will give you a one-day ban. Come back after resting."

I banned the Tree-fucker mercilessly, forcibly recovered my depleted mental strength, and started looking for the next post.

"...The depletion of mental strength is more considerable than I thought. I'll read just the next post and wrap up the confession content."

If I do this more, my mind might leave home first.