Chapter 39: A frightened editor and a streamer who knows nothing

If I compare Gods or Transcendents belonging to Good or Neutrality to a game, they can be said to be non-aggressive mobs.

As long as you don't touch them first, they show goodwill or just don't pay attention.

However, sometimes if you touch non-aggressive mobs wrongly, they are scarier than aggressive mobs.

The moment you offend them, they change more terrifyingly than gods belonging to Evil.

I've seen several such cases.

The Lycan Oppa (older brother) who lived next door in my hometown secretly went up to the divine realm to violate a Divine Beast, but ended up becoming a female and getting violated instead.

The Vampire Unni (older sister) who lived upstairs tried to kidnap and confine an Onee-Shota angel but got caught by a Goddess and was reversely confined.

Hearing recent news, she became corrupted by Yuri (GL) and is living well lovey-dovey with the Goddess.

The Demon Dragon Ahjussi (middle-aged man) who lived downstairs touched a Transcendent belonging to Neutrality because he was bored, and is still running away diligently to protect his backside.

A letter came yesterday saying he thinks he'll be caught by tomorrow. It was a rescue request, but I lightly ignored it because I felt like I'd be fucked too if I went wrongly.

Neighbors who couldn't endure a moment's desire and blew away their entire demon lives.

Taking their stupidity as a lesson, I vowed never to even glance in the direction where Gods or Transcendents are.

Is doing retarded things blinded by desire a racial trait of demons?

Why did I do such a retarded thing too?

"...Is there no way to appease her anger? According to what I heard from Vampire Unni last time, once Good or Neutrality gets angry, it doesn't subside easily."

The anger of Transcendents belonging to Evil is rather light and not scary.

Because they are always angry.

Getting angry because words were ignored once, getting angry because words were nitpicked. And getting angry because they got hit a few times in a fight that started like that.

Since they get angry all the time, I don't see Evil as scary, but Good or Neutrality...

'A mere Lycanthrope dares to violate a Divine Beast without knowing his place? Guys, make this guy a female! And, violate him until he realizes he is a female!'

'C, Crazy bastards! I'm a man! F, Fuck? My body?'

'Shut up! You are a female from now on! If I say female, you are female! If you are a female, you should obediently follow the male's orders!'

'Kki-hi-ing♡'

When angry, the madness they suppressed explodes all at once, so the flames of that anger are not easily extinguished.

That streamer I touched must be the same.

Since she explicitly said she was displeased at the end, she will definitely find me and punish me by any means necessary.

"...Should I run away? No, Demon Dragon Ahjussi ran away and was cornered at the end of the Demon Realm. Vampire Unni was rather tied up tight and confined. If I run away, I don't know what she might do being more angry."

Yeah, let's reply first.

Apologize as cleanly as possible and say I'll accept any punishment sweetly.

Because unlike Evil, other alignments tend to accept sincere apologies.

"How to write an apology letter... 7 easy ways to soothe an angry person..."

I searched for this and that information on the internet to relieve her feelings, and after collecting information, sat in front of the computer.

And, forcing my trembling heart to calm down, I started writing an apology letter as learned.

Please, may this apology letter relieve her feelings.

After knocking out my friend who changed jobs from furry-lover to bestiality-lover with a frying pan, I was finishing the remaining chicken when this time Noona visited the house.

Why are there so many guests visiting the house today?

Right at the busy time to hire an editor of all times.

But I can't complain to Noona who is more violent than a gangster.

Afraid Noona might eat the remaining chicken leg, I welcomed Noona holding the chicken leg in my hand.

"A humble person came to a precious place? What brings you here?"

"Before you speak, the chicken leg in your hand, that's the last chicken leg, right? Hand it over."

"No fuck, why talk about chicken legs as soon as you come? And how did you know that?"

"Did I see you for a day or two? You always hold things you don't want to give in your hand. That chicken leg is the last one so you don't want to give it, right? Hand it over when I ask nicely? If you don't want to die."

Fucking bitch.

Do you think I'll give the last chicken leg if you say that?

...Of course, I must give it. I still want to see more manga and lewd pics.

So please take this and save me, Noona.

I handed over the precious chicken leg in my hand to Noona crying and eating mustard (reluctantly), and Noona ate the chicken leg deliciously nyam-nyam and entered the house.

And seeing my friend fainted and sprawled out and the dented frying pan, she clicked her tongue tsk-tsk.

"Why is Hyeok-jin that bastard collapsed again? Seeing a bump on his crown, he must have been hit fucking hard. How hard did you hit for the frying pan to become that shape?"

"I struck with moderate full power. Otherwise, that bastard doesn't even faint."

"Just what did he say?"

"While eating chicken, he raised a question asking if fucking a chicken's cloaca wouldn't be super hot?"

Noona, who heard the circumstances of the incident, looked at my childhood friend with contemptuous eyes for a moment, then picked up the dented frying pan and whacked his crown.

Clang!!!

"Ugh-uh-uh..."

Childhood friend barely regaining consciousness at the intense shock that came again.

He looked around nervously, and as soon as he confirmed Noona was in front of him, he folded his eyes nicely (smiled).

"Noona, you look prettier today?"

"Are you saying I look like a pig?"

"N, No? Not that meaning..."

Not that meaning my ass, furry bastard.

You saying pretty means looking like a beast, you stupid bastard.

If a stranger hears it, it's a compliment, but if someone who knows hears it, it's an insult, retard.

As the completely flustered childhood friend bastard stuttered not knowing what to do, Noona sighed and issued an eviction order to him.

"Don't ruin the atmosphere and go home. I have things to talk about with him."

"No, Noona? I even bought garlic soy sauce chicken..."

"Yeah, I'll eat the chicken deliciously. So come next time."

At Noona's firm attitude, the guy drooped his body and left the house, and confirming he left, Noona took out a can of beer from the fridge and sat opposite me.

And, opening the beer can roughly, she opened her mouth.

"I roughly told Dad and Mom. They said bring you home in two days."

"It's a bit hard to go out with this body, asking them to come visit is probably too much, right?"

"Dad said. The person who did wrong should come visit, it's wrong for the person who didn't do wrong to visit."

"...Dad must be very angry, can't I not go?"

"Then you'll die by my hands here, and even be executed after death (Bu-gwan-cham-si) by Dad's hands? How about just going quietly and taking a few hits..."

"If I take those few hits, I leave this world, so how can I take them? Or, will Noona take just one hit for me?"

"Brother? There are things you can say and things you shouldn't between siblings?"

Looking at Noona trembling all over as if getting PTSD, I sighed slightly.

"Did you bring only the news that my funeral is in two days? That can't be all you came to say."

"There's one more. I told only Mom, she liked it very much when I said you became a female Fox Beastkin and have nine luscious tails."

"You mean conquer Mom with luscious tails to block Dad's attack?"

"That's the only way out. Even Dad who hits a 700 total (in big 3 lifts) becomes a gentle bulldog in front of Mom's gentle voice."

True, Dad lives caught by Mom.

Honestly, worthy of being caught. Although I'm Dad's son, honestly Mom is too good for Dad.

Truly a real-life Beauty and the Beast, I don't know how Dad, a beast more than a beast, seduced Mom.

Thinking of my parents who still don't match at all, I expressed gratitude to Noona.

"Means you made a way out in advance. Thanks, Noona."

"If you're thankful, treat me better, don't just stay stuck in the house having Happy Time every day. The smell even soaked into the house, how much did you do it?"

"Uh... About 1 hour a day?"

"Don't bullshit and tell me straight, how many hours?"

To Noona speaking with a cold voice, I bowed my head deeply and said in a low voice.

"...4 hours."

"Crazy bastard, became a woman and went completely crazy for sexual desire? Are you a man enjoying like that? Huh?"

"This is all because of the heat, if it wasn't for the heat, it wouldn't have been this severe!"

When I shouted as if refuting Noona's words, Noona emptied the whole beer can, sighed, and stood up from her seat.

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

Why look with such mysterious eyes, making a person anxious.

While I was guarding against Noona with anxious eyes, Noona took a condom out of her pocket and put it on the table.

"If you're going to do it with Hyeok-jin, at least make sure Dad doesn't know? Be sure about contraception too. I've seen dozens of times people get fucked saying doing it raw feels good and not using condoms."

"No fuck, why do you think I'll do it with that bastard? Am I crazy to do it with that bastard?"

"Fastest three months, longest one year. My sharp instinct is telling me."

"Instinct is dead, Noona please don't gamble anywhere."

Why on earth do humans who aren't dogs keep barking dog sounds (bullshit)?

The only dog here is me.

I threw the condom on the table at Noona and shouted for her to get out.

"If you're done eating, get out quickly, I have to work from now on."

"Drawing lewd pics again? Let's see what picture you're drawing."

"No, just get lost! It's a weird picture!!!"

"I said let's see how weird it is? I'm curious!"

Ignorant Noona lightly subdued me, laid me on the floor, and unlocked the computer screen.

And Noona, who checked the screen with such expectation, must have been shocked strongly, as she immediately started looking at me with disgusted eyes.

"You... draw stuff like this usually?"

An abnormal fetish that even most abnormal fetishists express rejection saying 'This is a bit...'.

What popped out on the screen possessed one of the tags with the most severe likes and dislikes.

It was insect porn.