Chapter 42: I swear I don’t have any clothes to wear

— Well, if you ask if it is possible, I can answer that it is. However, that is merely a momentary fluke.

The Fox God, who was smiling broadly, erased her smile and continued.

— I'm telling you in advance, a fluke is just a fluke. You must solely bear all the inconveniences that manifest by using the fluke.

"Inconvenience means penalty, I guess. What kind is it? Related to sexual desire? Or life?"

— No, it is not something fatal like that. But even I do not know how it will manifest.

The Fox God looked at me with unusually serious eyes and said.

— In My memory, I recall it manifesting mostly related to sex (gender/sexuality). It's been hundreds of years since I experienced it so memory is faint, but it is true that I suffered quite a bit back then.

"Like going into heat anytime and anywhere, something like that?"

I threw a joke to lighten the heavy atmosphere, but the Fox God nodded obediently.

— As expected, I thought you would know the answer. Correct, the moment I used the 'fluke', I became a fox crazy for mating just like that.

"That's just the usual you? A bitch who watches porn for nearly 18 hours out of 24 hours a day, isn't it no different from then or now?"

— Shut up, that is merely a part of studying.

"What crazy bitch in the world studies while watching porn? Maybe if masturbating."

If she watches normal stuff like 1:1 pure love sex, maybe.

What she watches is BDSM mixed with hardcore, plus gangbang on top, who would think that's studying?

Just a vulgar and crazy bitch watching porn.

When I looked at the Fox God pathetically, the Fox God frowned deeply.

— This is indeed studying, I need to know the difference between Yin-Yang Union of the past and the present!

"You're a spirit body anyway? You can't even enjoy it, so what's the use of studying?"

— Well, shouldn't I teach you this and that about Yin-Yang Union when you become corrupted into a female? The body is vulgar but acting like a virgin... I cannot watch such a sight!

"Rather, isn't that Gap Moe so it's arousing? A Fox Beastkin who usually plays lewd pranks a lot turns out to be a virgin, with little sexual knowledge? Plus the lower mouth is a noob (heojeop)? This is absolutely irresistible!"

— There is a limit to being a noob. Aren't you a dog-noob among noobs? If once pierced by that bald human's massive club, it is certain you will lose your mind and go back and forth to heaven!

I wanted to refute the Fox God's derogatory remark, but I absolutely couldn't open my mouth.

Actually, when the Fox God manifested, I couldn't even resist once before her amazing hand technique and came several times.

As a male, it's a shame.

Even though I changed into a female body with sensitive senses, to just be done in without being able to do anything in a situation facing a woman.

"I... I will definitely fuck you like a dog someday, really. I'll prove I'm not a noob..."

— I don't mind even now, if you want to be done in poorly like back then, speak up. I will deal with you anytime.

Rather, the Fox God answering confidently.

If I acted up a little more here, I felt like I would get done in like a dog again, so I quietly curled my tail.

"Anyway, using that 'fluke' you mentioned, I can hide ears and tails, right?"

— Correct, if you endure some degree of inconvenience, you will be able to walk around in human form.

"Then let's try it right now. Need to know what the penalty is to come up with countermeasures in advance."

I asked the Fox God to test the 'fluke', and at this, the Fox God started doing something manipulating the energy inside my body here and there.

And when the movement of energy finally stopped completely, I could confirm that all the heavy tails on my buttocks had disappeared.

I touch my head.

The fluffy ears that felt good to touch disappeared, and round ears unique to humans appeared.

I touch around the buttocks.

All tails disappeared, leaving only an empty hole in the panties.

Finally returned to human. Plus, the Fox God's 'fluke' ended quite successfully.

Thinking it's fortunate there seems to be no special penalty, touching here and there on the body, the Fox God threw a question at me with a curious face.

— Any particular inconveniences? Like feeling stuffy, or sexual desire boiling crazily.

"No, nothing like that really. Except feeling empty because tails and ears are gone, surprisingly fine. Is it true there is a penalty?"

— Strange, when I used it, it was definitely a flawed spell. It seems better to observe for today.

The Fox God said let's watch the progress while being wary that I received no penalty, and nodding in agreement, I carefully asked the Fox God.

"Should do that. By the way, isn't there a time limit for this? Seems too perfect for a 'fluke'?"

— With the Demonic Power you have now, 5 hours is the limit, but filling all 5 hours will harm the body, so about 3 hours would be appropriate.

No penalty manifested so far, and duration is 3 hours.

Since it takes 1 hour 20 minutes from the one-room apartment to my parents' house, it's enough time even after spending Happy Time several times.

I laughed happily expressing satisfaction with the 'fluke' the Fox God cast.

With this, I can solve the problem without issues.

Protect the house, and protect my freedom too.

Was I laughing loud enough for the house to fly away at the thought of regaining freedom?

At one fact that suddenly came to mind, my face turned pale again.

"...Fox God."

— Why the dead face again suddenly? Perhaps, feeling inconvenience suddenly?

"No, not that..."

I pointed to the dark laundry hanging on the veranda and said in a gloomy voice.

"I have no clothes to wear to my parents' house."

I am a hikikomori, and a loner.

A person who likes to lock himself in the house giggling watching manga where Fox Beastkin gets humiliated, and hates going out of the house to meet people.

In the first place, human relationships are only family and that one childhood friend bastard, so there's no one to meet either.

Not a single person calls me, and since there's no reason to go out except to empty the trash piled up in the house, I felt absolutely no need for 'clothes'.

Wearing a tracksuit only when going out once a month, and wearing only underwear at home for the remaining 29 or 30 days.

No need to buy clothes, right?

Because of that, even after becoming a Nine-tailed Fox, I didn't buy a single piece of clothing.

At least the dolphin pants the childhood friend gave me to wear for the lower body when broadcasting increased?

Besides that, really nothing increased.

What to do?

If I go to my parents' house wearing a tracksuit and dolphin pants outfit, I feel like my head will burst immediately by Dad?

But ordering now, the clothes will arrive too late, likely arriving after I leave tomorrow.

Is there no good way?

Pondering briefly, I immediately picked up the phone and contacted my friend.

Current time is daytime.

Unless busy, he'll pick up unconditionally.

I listened to the ringtone waiting for the guy to pick up, and after a while, his voice mixed with annoyance started flowing from the phone.

[What, calling for what matter at this hour?]

"Contacted because the situation is fucked. Need your help."

[Did some weird bitches or bastards visit again? Too quiet around for that... So what is it?]

At the friend's answer telling me to get to the point, I explained the situation slowly.

"You know I haven't gone down to my parents' house for nearly a year, right?"

[Know very well. Know well that your father is waiting to crush you too.]

"Dad said come down to the house for a bit to see my face. But the only clothes left now are a tracksuit and dolphin pants?"

[Truly fucking fucked, kick kick kick (giggle)...]

Hearing the situation, the friend bastard burst into laughter as if it wasn't his business, and at this, I laughed back and said to him.

"I'll give you money so buy some clothes. If you don't, I'll tell Dad everything that happened so far."

[What happened? Nothing much happened, right? What did I do?]

"Right now inside my phone, your words saying you want to fuck me like a dog every day are sleeping. How would he react if I let Dad hear this?"

Surely he would try to tear the guy to death.

Probably split into F/r/i/e/n/d?

Waiting for his answer in the awkwardly settled silence, soon the guy lowered his tail and said he would buy clothes.

[What should I buy? Tell me if there's anything you need, might as well buy everything this time.]

"Don't need, what for when it's clothes I'll wear just for tomorrow and be done with? Ah, and buy some underwear too. Size full I-cup should do."

[...Telling me to enter a women's lingerie shop alone? This fucking bastard?]

"If you don't like it, get split in half by my Dad. Should have watched your mouth if you hated going that much, retard."

As I giggled and mocked him, the friend bastard forewarned revenge with a cold voice.

[Just wait and see, I will definitely receive a naked dogeza from you someday.]

"What for receiving a naked dogeza from me? But, seems like you won't receive it even in a lifetime?"

I told him to dream on indirectly, but he answered with a serious voice.

[That remains to be seen. Who knows? Within a year you might be crying ang-ang pinned under me.]

"Please die, fucking gay bastard trying to fuck a childhood friend."

I berated the childhood friend with contempt and disgust, but he returned it with vulgar words.

[Whatever the mind is, it's a female body, so isn't it fine if it tastes good?]