Chapter 48: It's okay to be small. What? There's nothing?

After that, I tried on Noona's clothes several times, but naturally, none of them fit.

Clothes that fit Noona perfectly became crop tops on me, and every time that happened, Noona's expression only grew darker.

It was to satisfy Mom's desire, but if I kept wearing them like this, Noona's lofty pride would be deeply hurt.

I barely calmed down Mom, who was burning with desire, and approached Noona to pat her back.

"It's okay, Noona. Can be small. There are so many people in the world who like small things."

"You... really want to die?"

"No, why get angry even when I comfort you? That's why Noona doesn't have a boyfriend!"

"Just die, you bitch!"

Noona struck my head with a knife hand chop in anger, and I made a crying face at the pain of my head splitting in half.

Hurts like hell really.

Is this a human? It's a gorilla.

At the tingling pain in my crown, I ran to Mom and tattled on Noona's violence, but Mom went one step further and completely destroyed Noona.

"Mom, Noona hit me."

"This time you deserved to be hit. And, fabrication is not allowed, son. Where does that look small? It's non-existent."

"Mom...?"

Noona's voice echoing hollowly in the room.

As a poignant yet chilly atmosphere began to hover in the room, flustered Mom escaped to the kitchen with the excuse of preparing dinner.

"Come to think of it, dinner preparation isn't done yet? Mom will leave first? Siblings, no sisters, have a good talk!"

Mom ran away to the kitchen without looking back, and I patted Noona's back again to comfort her and said.

"Noona."

"What."

"Surely someone will like a cliff (flat chest) too, just like there's a flat chest tag in lewd pics."

"Get out!!!"

Noona threw everything she could grab with ferocious momentum, and soon even ominous objects like dildos started flying, so I hurriedly evacuated to the kitchen following Mom.

Arriving at the kitchen hearing Noona wailing in the room, what I saw was the dinner feast Mom prepared diligently.

I tasted them carefully one by one, then laughed hollowly seeing the chicken breast salad piled high on the plate.

Right, that shitty chicken breast salad. Me running away from home was partly because of that too.

Two out of three meals a day coming out as that damn chicken breast salad, could anyone endure without running away from home?

Was I staring at the salad without a single dressing with hateful eyes for a moment?

Perhaps dinner preparation was almost complete, Mom hugged my luscious tail and spoke.

"Son."

"Yes, Mom."

"As expected, you have no intention of coming back home to live, right?"

At the lightly asked question, I smiled brightly and answered.

"Yes, Mom. No matter how I think about it, home and I don't match too well. Starting from the diet, to the lifestyle, everything."

"Shame, Mom wanted to enjoy this luscious and soft tail to her heart's content. Can I visit your house sometimes?"

"As long as you don't bring Father, anytime. Sorry to Father, but if Father comes, it's obvious the house will be turned upside down."

Up to Mom or Noona is allowed, but Father is absolutely not.

Unlike Noona and Mom, Father values cleanliness very much, so if he visits, it's certain he'll turn my house, which is like a raccoon's den, completely upside down.

"So if you want to heal with tails, come alone. If you come with Dad, from then on, I won't accept Mom either."

When I threatened, Mom nodded and smiled brightly.

"Isn't that natural? And, I have to come alone to monopolize these luscious and fluffy tails. Fufu... Mom isn't that stupid either."

...Honestly, sometimes you look a bit stupid though.

I forcibly swallowed the words about to come out, and pointed to the cooling rice with my hand and said.

"But Mom, shouldn't we eat dinner soon? Rice is getting cold."

"Oops! The tail texture was so good I just..."

See, what did I say? My mom is stupid, right.

As I smirked looking at Mom overflowing with clumsiness, the Fox God beside me sighed and opened her mouth.

— Phew... Only the appearance is slightly different, definitely a mother-daughter relationship. Mother and daughter are exactly alike.

After finishing the family meal in a harmonious atmosphere, I immediately started preparing to return home.

It was good to meet family after a long time, but spending the night here and moving during the day would increase the risk that much.

Just today, I almost got caught by others several times while moving, so I asked my parents for understanding.

"Sorry. If I had a normal appearance, I would have slept for a night, but it's a very dangerous appearance if caught by others."

"It's okay, no matter what, nothing is more important than your safety. But, do you have to keep living in that form?"

"No. They say I can change into human form if conditions are met, but I haven't met the conditions yet. Probably will meet them soon."

Until now, I grew slowly because I only did broadcasts purely, but once I hire an editor and start uploading videos to Ratube, the time to gather Vitality will be shortened further.

Judging by the editor's skill and current body's charm, growth will be fast in a month, slow in six months at most.

By then, I'll probably gather all 1 million people's worth of Vitality and be able to lead a slightly normal life.

Of course, the life of staying stuck at home drawing lewd pics and spending Happy Time won't change at all though.

Waving goodbye to my parents and getting into the box, I suddenly had one question.

Thinking about it, didn't the meeting flow too smoothly?

In TS novels I read before, I remember parents doubting the protagonist, and the protagonist doing all sorts of things like revealing dark history to prove they are the child.

Why did Father and Mother not suspect even a bit?

Just before Noona covered the box lid, I stopped Noona and threw a question to my parents.

"Dad? Mom? Suddenly got curious about one thing, why didn't you doubt my identity? I could be a strange bitch impersonating your son?"

Then, Mom seemed to ponder something deeply, then slowly opened her mouth and answered.

"As you say, it was suspicious. A pretty woman with fluffy, twitching ears and luscious, lovely tails suddenly came claiming to be our son, wouldn't we naturally suspect?"

"For suspecting, you didn't show it at all?"

"Of course, because suspicion disappeared seeing you say 'caused an accident' first thing upon meeting your Dad. Just looking at it, words only our son would say, how could we doubt?"

Mom, giggling kik-kik, ruffled my hair, then took something out of her front pocket and handed it to me.

"But Son, no Daughter? Causing an accident is really a no-no? If you really cause an accident, Mom will be angry?"

"Why are you giving me a condom while saying that? I told you that bastard and I are really not in that kind of relationship?"

"Fufu... You never know what will happen between a man and a woman. Just accept one for now."

Was there a saying among proverbs that you can't spit on a smiling face?

Since Mom was smiling so brightly, I couldn't not accept the condom, and eventually, I shoved the condom into the corner of the box thinking I'd dispose of it on the way.

"Anything else you're curious about?"

"Nothing, I'll get going now."

"Shame, wanted to talk a little more meeting after a long time."

Mom made a sullen expression and rubbed her face on the tail for the last time, and let go of the tail leaving regret behind.

"I'll visit soon, Son? Must manage the tails well!"

"Is Mom coming to visit because she misses her son? Or coming to visit to heal with tails?"

"Of course the latter, isn't it obvious fluffy and luscious tails are more precious than a son?"

Perhaps not wanting to hear more of the conversation that seemed to make her lose her mind, Noona covered the lid with those words as the last.

"If it gets too late, I get tired, Mom. Have to go to work tomorrow so I'll take this kid and go now."

"Wait, Seong-ju? Honey, you have nothing to say to Seong-hun? You kept your mouth shut and said nothing since dinner."

Although I couldn't see because the box was closed, I felt Mom staring at Father with murderous eyes, and after a while, Father stuttered and gave me a few words of blessing.

"Son."

"Yes, Dad."

"Remember, a healthy mind resides in a healthy body. Never forget training."

"...Yes."

Truly Dad-like words of blessing but I don't think I can take them to heart.

Because I think drawing arousing lewd pics and spending Happy Time watching arousing manga is better than training time.

When I answered in a small voice to Father's blessing, Noona, thinking it was time to go, lifted the delivery box and started moving.

"Mom, Dad? I'll really get going now! And don't worry about Seong-hun, I'm managing him well."

"Managing what managing? Only visiting every day and acting tyranically like a gorilla."

"You, I might really abandon you on the way?"

"I'm sorry."

I don't want to become an abandoned dog.

At Noona's sincere threat, I immediately curled my tail.

And like that, the brief family reunion after a long time came to an end.