Chapter 50: Hiki Asa is a scared succubus with a fox

While agonizing over how to draw a Fox Beastkin Mama more arousingly, I realized I was forgetting one important fact.

The fact that I was drinking several bowls of Kimchi soup (counting chickens before they hatch) without even proceeding with the contract.

Thinking I did something stupid, I hurriedly stopped drawing the rough sketch and started reading the mail from the advertiser slowly again, and when I read all the content, I froze in that position.

"Entrust the 1st anniversary broadcast... to a nobody like me? Is this person serious?"

Confusing.

No, this is something beyond confusion.

I thought it was at most an advertisement, but to proceed with such a big event.

1st anniversary in a game is that important, right?

Said they earned a lot of money? Then shouldn't they give more money and cast another famous kid to broadcast?

Why me of all people? I'm a person with no connection to your company, and the game.

Feeling bewildered emotions, a good idea suddenly occurred to me.

Come to think of it, didn't I originally intend to guide abnormal fetish pedos who like loli mamas to the right path through advertisement?

Then if I use the power of 'True Mama' in a larger scale 1st anniversary broadcast, wouldn't I be able to enlighten more pedos to the path of normal sexual desire?

"Normalization of all pedos, that is the only salvation..."

Thinking I obtained a good opportunity to make abnormal fetishists into normal sexual desire holders, I started writing a reply immediately.

<I'll do it, I'll do it unconditionally. Let's proceed with the remaining content regarding the contract via Discord or Talk.>

After sending the reply to the advertiser, I returned to the editor matter and started worrying.

How should I handle this again?

Is there no way to contract without meeting?

The editor wants to meet and contract, but unfortunately, due to various factors, we can't meet.

Although the body changed, the personality of being a hikikomori loner with severe shyness remains the same, and although it's my taste, in the eyes of other ordinary people, I'm no different from a monster, not a beauty.

"Let's contact first. Nail it down in advance that we can't meet. Can't be helped, right? Going to the lab is worse than death."

I took a deep breath and called the phone number written in the mail, and soon the connection tone rang briefly, and the editor picked up.

[Yes, who is this?]

An attractive voice likely to captivate the opposite sex at once.

But to me, who has absolutely no immunity to strangers, that voice was no different from a fear, not charm.

"H, Hiiiek..."

My head starts going blank.

What should I say? Greeting and self-introduction? Or should I speak about the contract content straightforwardly?

Tens of thousands of thoughts floated in my head paralyzing my thinking, and eventually, I stopped all actions like a broken machine.

Really stupid, and like a loser (jjintta).

When talking with friends or family, and when continuing banter with viewers through internet broadcasting, words flow out so fluently.

Why can't I even continue a normal conversation in daily life with other people?

I tried to speak slowly gathering courage, but the moment I opened my mouth, my head went blank again, so eventually, I sighed and tried to hang up.

But.

[I definitely heard the streamer-nim's voice? Why are there no words?]

[Ay, surely not unable to speak due to shyness... A God or Transcendent who came down to enjoy amusement couldn't be a hikikomori loner?]

[Transcen... No streamer-nim? You are testing me right now, right? Right? Please, please tell me you are testing me...!]

The editor who spoke confidently at first becoming trivial while tearing up was funny, so I smirked and started speaking calmly.

"Not a test. And sorry, had something to think about briefly."

[R, Right? You weren't testing me?! S, Saved... Demon God-nim, thank you truly for listening to this humble one's prayer...]

Words hard to let slide were heard repeatedly along with a sigh of relief, but thinking she caught Chuunibyou severely, I let it pass nonchalantly.

And thanks to her triviality, tension eased a bit, so I brought up the contract matter.

"Come to think of it, you said you wanted to meet me and contract, right?"

[Yes! I, I did say that...! If Streamer-nim doesn't want it, you don't necessarily have to meet me!]

"Could you do that? Sorry, but due to personal circumstances, I'm in a situation where I can't go anywhere."

I relaxed thinking it passed easier than thought, but at the editor's voice heard subsequently, my thinking stopped again.

[Personal circumstances, as expected it must be because of Streamer-nim's 'identity'?]

As I remained silent unable to say anything at the sharp question flying in while off guard, the Fox God manifested and snatched the phone.

"Truly a frustrating and foolish person. If the opponent comes out low first, you should think of pushing, why do you keep giving chances?"

Huffing and puffing perhaps extremely angry, the Fox God spoke fiercely into the phone.

"Judging by the dirty magical power in the voice, you, are you a Succubus (Eum-ma)? If you want to meet that much, I shall meet you. Surely you won't tell Me to come visit, so come visit directly and bow that arrogant head. Understand?"

[U, Understood!!!]

"Hang up, you dirty Succubus. Just hearing your voice makes my ears feel dirty."

[I'm sorry!!!]

The editor hung up intimidated like a recruit getting disciplined by an instructor, and at this, the Fox God puffed up with pride and demanded praise from me.

"Did you see? I solved the matter at once! Cherish Me! Praise! Look up to Me!"

...Solved my ass, what did the bitch who made things bigger do well to be proud?

Truly a bitch useless in life.

I took out a new frying pan from under the bed, and gave a blow as a gift instead of praise.

"Shut up!!!"

Clang!!!!!

At that time when the Fox God and Cheonho (Heavenly Fox) were bickering, Succubus's hideout.

With the expensive phone shattered crash in front of her, the Succubus began to tremble all over.

"What do I do...? This time I think I'm really fucked..."

Crunch... Crunch!

The Succubus biting her nails anxiously carefully recalled the words the Transcendent said just now.

[Hang up, you dirty Succubus. Just hearing your voice makes my ears feel dirty.]

"...She clearly said dirty Succubus, right? Then it means a Transcendent who loathes Succubi, if I visit like this, won't I just get torn to death?"

Imagining herself dying miserably under the Transcendent's ruthless hands, the Succubus shook her head and thought.

No. Even if dragged to a fox den, if I keep my wits about me, I can live, if I set up countermeasures properly, I can at least save my life.

A splendid countermeasure to capture that Transcendent's heart.

Finishing her thoughts, the Succubus used magic to roughly restore the phone, and contacted the demon kin she was closest with.

<Vampire Unni Upstairs.>

"Wouldn't this Unni know a brilliant method to save my life?"

Although a weak demon corrupted into Yuri Pure Love by a Crazy Psycho Lesbian Goddess of the Celestial Realm, in this desperate situation, she would be sufficiently helpful.

The Succubus took a deep breath to brace herself and called the Vampire.

Beep - Beep - Beep - Click!

A brief connection tone rang, and someone picked up the phone.

[Hello?]

A voice too bright and high for a demon.

And, tremendous divine power that felt like it would 'purify' just by hearing the voice.

Confirming the recipient, the Succubus stiffened her face and despaired.

Mountains beyond mountains, after Transcendent, a Crazy Psycho Lesbian Goddess?

Demon God-nim, why on earth do you give such trials to me, an ordinary Succubus.

I am an abandoned child, is that what you mean?

"Should I just kill myself? Honestly committing suicide now seems most comfortable."

Sighing deeply, the Succubus threw a question to the Goddess with the brightest tone possible.

"By any chance is this Roxy Unni's phone?"

[Roxy 'Unni'? Fufu... Correct, but why do you ask that?]

"I need Roxy Unni's help, if it's not rude, could you put her on for a moment?"

[Hmm...]

The Goddess became silent as if pondering something, and at this, the Succubus began to worry about her safety restlessly.

'Did I do something wrong perhaps? No matter how I think, I don't think so? I spoke politely! I spoke not to be offensive! Why are you doing this to me!'

While the Succubus was filming a misery movie in her delusion for a long time, perhaps finishing pondering, the Goddess slowly opened her mouth and spoke.

[Sorry to say, but Roxy is currently fainted? I don't think she can take the call.]

"Ah, really? Then later..."

The Succubus tried to hang up without hesitation, but as if impossible, the Goddess cut off the Succubus's words.

[Listening to the voice, it seems quite urgent, is it okay if I help you instead of Roxy?]

"I don't really want to receive help from someone I don't know who they are?"

[It's okay, don't feel burdened and speak. How can I help you?]

"No, I said it's okay not to help?"

At first, she fiercely refused help guarding against the Goddess's tricks, but fearing death, the Succubus eventually ended up asking the Goddess for help.

"Then please tell me how to capture a woman's heart. With the most effective method."

Hearing the Succubus's question, the Goddess laughed insidiously and taught literally the most effective method.

[Scissor so even a fool can understand. Whether Transcendent or God, if you just keep scissoring, it will work out somehow?]

"...Will this really solve it?"

[Yes~ Of course!]

Because scissoring is omnipotent.

Slurp.

The Goddess inside the phone licked her lips slightly.