Chapter 51: Helpy!

As I swung the frying pan, the Fox God immediately returned to her spirit form and expressed her doubt, throwing a question with a confident attitude as if she had done nothing wrong.

— Why are you angry? I handled the matter properly, so shouldn't I be praised?

"Praise? Did you just say praise?"

The back of my neck stiffens from absurdity.

Does she really not know what she did? If she doesn't know, isn't there a problem with her intelligence?

No wait, come to think of it, she does have a problem?

If she had a normal thought process, she wouldn't have shot a TS beam just because she was used as fap material.

Feeling anger rising from deep within my heart, I spat out curses at the Fox God.

"How can you tell her to come visit, you crazy bitch! Could have just let it pass!"

— Are you telling Me to keep enduring that frustration? I only solved it because I felt like I would get Hwabyeong (fire illness/anger disorder) watching it. What on earth is the problem?

"Get Hwabyeong then! Because of you, the situation became more troublesome!"

Just before hanging up, the damn Fox God even blurted out my home address.

Since she told her to come meet first, this utterly trivial Chuunibyou editor will likely visit my house with high probability.

If I greet her in my true form, straight to the lab, if I use 'fluke', she'll try to scissor somehow, what should I do?

"Would be more comfortable if she wasn't human, but the opponent is human, right?"

As I was hugging my luscious and fluffy tail tightly due to the headache-inducing problem, the Fox God tilted her head and spoke.

— Not human though?

"What?"

— That woman is not human but a Succubus (Eum-ma). Grading-wise, a Succubus belonging somewhere between lowest and low rank. You, surely you didn't know?

At the Fox God's words asking why I didn't know that, I fell into thought instead of answering.

No wonder her voice was attractive enough to slap voice actors' cheeks several times, so it was because she was a Succubus.

Indeed, with shamans and yokai around, it would be stranger if there were no Succubi.

I nodded and affirmed the Fox God's words.

"Honestly didn't know. Approaching disguised as an editor, how would I think she's a Succubus? Would think she's human."

— For that, there were many clues though? Mentioning Demon God, or acting too lowly towards you, a hikikomori loner loser.

"Mentioning Demon God, I thought she was a cultist or ordinary Chuunibyou, though acting lowly continuously was a bit suspicious."

Finding out the visitor is not human but a Succubus relieves me, but on the one hand, I started feeling anxious.

Surely, that Succubus isn't a Crazy Psycho Lesbian crazy for scissoring too, right?

Possibility exists.

She said she knows my identity, and wanted to meet somehow, so she could be a Crazy Psycho Lesbian trying to violate me.

I shook my head as if fed up and called the Fox God.

"Fox God."

— What is it?

"I'm starting to dislike Yuri (GL)."

— When did you say you liked two arousing clams (pussies)?

That is when I'm not the one on the receiving end.

Trying to violate me somehow like a lioness in heat, how is that arousing?

Of course, if it were the black-furred Eight-tailed Fox lady who visited last time, I would think about it, but the opponent is a Succubus?

"Why should I do it with a non-arousing race that's a one-trick pony with charm and sex techniques? Even scissoring requires the partner to be arousing, no matter how I think about it, Succubus is a truly non-arousing race."

— ...You will be the only one saying Succubi are not an attractive race.

"No? More than you think? Just thinking a little reveals there are no charm points."

You might think I'm barking dog sounds (bullshit), but this is strictly the truth.

Compared to the bundle of charm that is Fox Beastkin, it's a fact easily known.

Now, let's compare Fox Beastkin and Succubus simply.

Does a Succubus have a luscious, fluffy, cozy, and soft tail?

No. There is only a tail used for handjobs (dae-ddal) or handles, which is neither luscious nor thick enough to feel cozy.

Then does she have twitching and fluffy ears?

No? Only horns used as handle substitutes where cuteness cannot be felt at all.

Now the last point.

When thinking of the race, can you imagine an image of supreme purity? And can you think of her as a pure virgin?

Fox Beastkin can sufficiently be thought of as virgins. Only sly, but the image of supreme purity is established to some extent.

Simply put, most keep their virginity for pure love, so it means they are a race optimized for pure love.

But Succubi?

Basically a race crazy for sex, aren't they?

A race crazy for sex maintaining virginity? Wouldn't saying a saintess is lewd be more trustworthy?

There might be mutant virgin Succubi who don't have sex because they don't feel sexual desire at all, but most Succubi are non-virgins.

Therefore, Succubi can be said to be a race with absolutely no charm compared to Fox Beastkin.

Want to refute?

Don't.

Your words are wrong and my words will be unconditionally right.

"Anyway, I don't want to do such things with a Succubus so I should prepare. Have to ask my friend for help."

— Didn't that human say he would self-reflect two or three days ago?

"Just sending one Talk is enough. No matter what, he's a 21st-century person so he'll check his phone sometime."

Speaking, I sent a Talk to my childhood friend.

<Help me.>

Kieeeeeeeek!!!

Starving Agwis (Hungry Ghosts) filling the surroundings rush in all at once, eyes shining.

To fill the hunger that will never end eternally.

And to eat me and escape the trivial existence of 'Agwi' and advance to a higher existence.

The bastards screamed and opened their gross mouths wide jjeok, but I kindly split their mouths with my beheading sword.

"I definitely cleaned up once recently, when did they increase like this? Annoying."

Exploding Yang energy to burst the Agwis and splitting them carefully one by one with the beheading sword, soon three Agwis remained.

I rushed to the scared Agwis and beheaded them simultaneously, and threw hellfire to clean up the mountain of Agwi corpses.

Fwoosh! Crackle... Crackle!

Hellfire swallowed the Agwi corpses greedily and grew in size, and watching the gradually disappearing mountain of corpses, I sheathed the beheading sword.

"Seems there are no more Agwis around here for now, so shall I go get paid slowly."

Spreading Yang energy wide to sense the surroundings, there were no Agwis, and judging I cleaned them all up, I started walking slowly to the headquarters.

"...By the way, even after killing this many, my thoughts aren't organized. Usually, it would be organized immediately."

Recalling the golden fox who was once a friend, my head gets complicated again.

At first, I definitely treated her comfortably thinking of her as a friend, why do I see her as the opposite sex more and more as time goes by?

Overlapping the friend bastard's old face on that beautiful appearance, I barely suppressed sexual desire, but now it was really the limit.

"Rather, if she was completely in human form, it wouldn't have been arousing, but with those luscious and soft tails and twitching fox ears, how can I endure."

Even during heat, she changed into an appearance closest to my taste.

Emitting the scent of a female asking to inject 10 months' worth of period vaccine, enduring back then was truly torture.

"Phew... Now suggestion doesn't even work, I don't remember the face when that guy was a man. Honestly, no matter how I think now, it's totally possible (ssip-ganeung)."

At least in the past, when the perception that the guy was a man was stuck, there was a slight rejection, but now I just think of her as a female claiming to be a male.

And because that point rather becomes an arousal point stimulating my sexual desire further.

If only the guy's permission falls, I had the confidence to spend a fun time with the guy right there.

"If you're gonna become corrupted into a female (Am-ta), do it quickly. Really hard to endure."

If it were an enemy not a friend, I would have violated her as soon as we met, but the guy is a genuine childhood friend I've been with for a whopping 15 years.

I don't want to hurt her by having relations, so I have to endure until she opens her heart first.

However, I definitely distanced myself from my friend to endure, why does sexual desire grow bigger as time goes by?

Abstinent life my ass, doing 5 faps a day to reduce sexual desire, what is the reason sexual desire amplifies?

"Did I get influenced by pheromones too strongly back then? Feel like going really crazy."

Briefly grabbing my throbbing head due to the rising sexual desire again, turning on the phone after a long time, Talks, messages, and missed calls were piled up considerably.

It's only been a few days since I didn't use the phone, did something happen in the meantime?

Checking the friend's father's phone number piled up in missed calls, I checked Talks immediately with an ominous premonition.

<Hyeok-jin, did you perhaps do it with Seong-hun?>

<Seong-hun said he caused an accident with you, is that true? Speak quickly before I come find you and kill you.>

<Oh, ignoring me? Turned off the phone? You're dead, bastard.>

<...Sorry, seems there was a brief misunderstanding. Please forget all the content I sent.>

Yoo Seong-hun, no Yoo Seong-ha.

Just what did you do during the few days I turned off my phone.

You fucking bitch.