Chapter 52: This is not a succubus!!

About 2 hours after sending a Talk to my childhood friend, he checked the Talk and replied immediately.

However, the reply he sent was quite far from the answer I thought of.

<Hey, fucktard. What the hell did you do?>

<Yeah?>

<Yeah my ass, tell me honestly. You told my dad you caused an accident, right?>

<True though.>

<That was a truly unavoidable choice. If I didn't say it, it was straight to the Room of Truth.>

<Retard, there are things you can say and things you shouldn't.>

<Selling out a bastard who's already resentful about not having sex like this?>

<I revealed it was a lie at the end;;>

<Did Dad say anything at the end?>

<Said sorry for misunderstanding.>

<But the previous message was fucking scary, if you really cause an accident having sex later, aren't you truly fucked?>

<Don't worry, you won't get fucked^^>

<I'm not gay, why would I do it with you fuck.>

<Fucking annoying really.>

<So, what accident did you cause this time?>

<Is it a big accident?>

<Well? Seems like a big accident, and seems like a small accident.>

<You'll know once you come.>

<So how many minutes do you think it'll take?>

<A bit far so 30 minutes? Why, urgent?>

<A bit urgent.>

<A Succubus is supposed to visit.>

<Fox God says she's between lowest and low rank, but you know too, right? That I'm a fucking noob (heojeop).>

<Remaining time is roughly 10 minutes? Can't you come a little faster?>

<Even going as fast as possible, it's 22 minutes, you bitch.>

<Fuck, since it's a dream demon, the gate won't mean anything.>

<Endure it somehow. If you endure, I'll go and solve it.>

At his reliable reply, I sighed in relief and opened my mouth.

"There's a time difference, but if I endure well, I can avoid scissoring."

— Maybe, unlike the physical types you met so far, since it is a mental type, enduring might be easier. You, other things might be heojeop, but isn't your mental strength decent?

"No one knows what will happen. And the reason Crazy Psycho Lesbians are scary is because they find ways to scissor even in disadvantageous environments, guard must not be lowered."

— True, the black fox back then also tried to violate you even in a poor situation where her Vitality was extracted. I agree.

For once, the Fox God nodded and agreed with my words, and looking at such a Fox God, I threw a question.

"Come to think of it, isn't it a problem solved if you possess me like back then? If you scare her away, there's no need to call that bastard?"

— Unfortunately, in the current state, Manifestation or Possession can only be used once a day. Moreover, if I use either Possession or Manifestation, I cannot use the other.

"Does that mean?"

— Since I used Manifestation just now, it means you cannot receive My help anymore today. Endure well on your own.

"Fucking bitch!!!!!"

I say this many times, but this bitch is useless in my life.

Causing all sorts of trouble, but not solving a single thing herself, right?

Same this time.

Something that could have been solved without calling a Succubus to the house, but she called her and then pretends not to know.

Really feel like exorcising her, fucking bitch.

If I find a way, I must either threaten her with it and fuck her, or really exorcise her, one of the two.

Was I looking at the Fox God with burning eyes thinking that?

Suddenly black fog started creeping out from the corner, beginning to encroach my house.

— Coming, get a hold of yourself.

"I know that much without being told?"

When I gripped the frying pan and guarded against the black fog, the black fog gathered quickly and created the shape of a girl.

And as the girl's shape was fully formed, a girl demon who could be called 'Mesugaki' by anyone popped out from the fog with a solemn face.

A Mesugaki who seemed likely to rush in taunting 'Heojeop♡', 'Jot-bab (Weakling)♡' any moment.

Contrary to expectations, that girl demon trembled all over and introduced herself first.

"H, Hello! Transcendent-nim! I am Neilla, a low-rank Succubus working in the Nightmare Department of the Demon Realm! I, I came to ask for forgiveness for what happened earlier!"

Compared to any existence I met so far, it was a very polite attitude, but flustered by something else, I pointed at the girl demon in front of me with a bewildered expression and asked.

"...You, are a Succubus?"

"Yes? Yes! A low-rank Succubus working in Hell's Nightmare Department... Is there any problem?"

At my question, the girl demon asked back with a face full of fear, and at this, I made a face like I lost my country.

Is there a problem?

Of course there is, a very big problem at that.

Clutching my head, I shouted at the girl demon with a meager body in front of me.

"Something like this is not a Succubus!!!!!"

If asked, what kind of race is a Succubus?

One would answer it is a race that bewitches men, enjoys storm-like sex satisfying both, and then extorts Vitality.

Then next question.

What are needed to bewitch men?

The answer to that question can be said to be 'tits where a man can feel sufficient stability', and 'pregnancy-optimized pelvis where one can feel arousal'.

Although lacking charm compared to Fox Beastkin, still, Succubus is a race liked by many due to its unique sex-optimized body and lewdness.

At least because of such characteristics one can say 'arousing', but excluding the tremendous advantage of 'sex-optimized body'?

Then it's not a Succubus but just a bus.

It becomes a bus worse than a natural gas bus, which is excellent public transportation.

Right, the Mesugaki 'bus' in front of my eyes feels exactly like that.

Fuck, this kind of thing is a Succubus? I absolutely cannot acknowledge such a Succubus in my dictionary.

Grabbing the back of my neck becoming stiffer, I spoke nervously to the 'bus' in front of me.

"Hey, let me ask you one thing."

"Y, Yes!!!"

"You said you're a Succubus? Why on earth do you have such a body? Do you think you can bewitch people with such a meager body?"

Petite tits that wouldn't be awkward to call cliffs.

And a straight body shape embarrassing to even say there is a pelvis.

Seeing such a brat's body, can one get turned on? I thought and threw the question, but the returning answer was something far beyond my expectations.

"I, I have better performance than you think?"

"What?"

"I said performance is good! Much better than most other Succubi..."

...What did I just hear?

A 'bus' with such an un-arousing body has much better performance than other Succubi?

As I clutched my head feeling dizzy, the 'bus' continued speaking wondering why.

"Um... Actually, I also went on business trips with a curvy body at first... Everyone I met said 'Spoiled (Expired).' or smelled like a chicken coop... so I didn't like it but eventually changed to this body..."

"So, after changing, performance improved?"

"...Yes."

"Damn fucking lolicon bastards."

I took out a headache pill from the first-aid kit and ate it to calm the headache, and approached the 'bus' slowly.

"Change immediately."

"Yes?"

"Change immediately, to a curvy body."

"B, But... Then I have to run business with the same body for a month."

"The fact that you can run business would be more important than getting performance, right?"

When I lifted the frying pan on the floor, she freaked out and backed away slowly, and I walked towards her with big strides.

The Succubus backing away continuously was eventually cornered, and perhaps the saying a cornered mouse bites the cat wasn't wrong, she suddenly changed her stance and proposed to me.

"Wait a minute. If I change my body and performance doesn't come out, will Transcendent-nim take responsibility?"

"Why should I take responsibility for that? Do you intend to blame others for failing to bewitch because your charm is insufficient?"

"If you can't take responsibility, I have no intention of changing! Performance is more important than life!"

Finishing her words, the 'bus' suddenly opened her eyes wide and rushed at me, and flustered by her sudden surprise attack, I was pushed by force and pinned down as it was.

And.

"Huh? Transcendent-nim is weaker than I thought?"

The 'bus' crushing me finally realized I was a noob (heojeop), licked her lips, and started subduing me slowly.

Fuck, getting caught at the very end.

I got too angry at the unbelievable combination of Mesugaki Succubus, I should have pressured a bit more slowly.

"Today is... Today is a true feast♡ To think a day comes when I taste a Transcendent in my life♡"

When the suppression was completely finished, the Mesugaki 'bus', perhaps finding me so appetizing, approached licking her lips, and looking at such a 'bus', I gave a smile of conversion.

"Sorry, but the fun time ends here."

"Yes?"

"Time is up, you stupid Succubus."

Soon, an alarm indicating 22 minutes passed rang cheerfully from the phone, and at the same time, the door opened and the reliable baldy appeared panting.

"Fuck, why are there so many bitches and bastards drooling over my thing these days?"

I am not your property, you fucker.