Chapter 57: Conditions of mammary

"So, the Fox God told you to live with me for a while?"

"Yeah, she said she'd be away for a week to ten days and told me to stay with you."

"Why all of a sudden when she's been sticking to you like glue? Was there a reason written in the note?"

"Just said it was for my safety. She didn't write any specific details."

As I answered while crunching on the chicken ordered for a late-night snack, the guy put down his chicken as if thinking for a moment, then nodded.

"About ten days... If I use my vacation days, it should be possible."

"Are you sure? Can you just use vacation days for something like this?"

When I asked with a tilt of my head, he emptied his beer can and sighed.

"My one and only friend is in danger, do you think I'd stay still? Besides, I was thinking of taking a break anyway. I've been working too much lately."

My childhood friend ate a chicken wing with a tired expression, then licked his lips looking at my luscious and fluffy tails.

"Wait, does that mean those fox tails are practically mine during our cohabitation?"

"Bullshit. These are my tails, why would they be yours?"

"Fuck, I'm protecting you for nearly ten days, can't you do at least that much? You stingy bastard."

"If you're jealous, you go get TS-ed too. And do you have any idea how annoying tail management is? It takes a full 2 hours a day!"

Do you think these luscious tails stay fluffy, soft, cozy, and smooth without any management?

Of course, they are basically fluffy, soft, and luscious.

But you know. If you don't manage them, they become just dog fur, dog fur! It's all because I manage them.

Calling them his property without even helping with the management, what a conscienceless bastard.

When I expressed my anger and glared with burning eyes, the guy changed the subject immediately, perhaps flustered.

"By the way, how are you planning to do the 1st-anniversary broadcast? Do you have a plan?"

"Do I? I signed the contract today?"

"Still, you must have something in mind, right? Can't you just give me a hint?"

My friend begged with a face full of curiosity, and unable to beat his annoyance, I told him the rough plan.

"I plan to show a 'True Mama' to those pedo bastards crying out for Loli Mama. That was my thought from the beginning."

"...Are you crazy? You're going to poke the biggest beehive on the 1st-anniversary broadcast? Have you finally lost your mind?"

Lost my mind?

No? No way.

The ones who lost their minds are the pedo bastards calling a kid much younger than them 'Mama'.

I put my hands on my hips and spoke confidently.

"Why, do you think I'll fail?"

"Isn't it obvious? Even some illustrators called 'masters' drew Selina as a 'True Mama' and got cursed out like dogs. Do you think a mere ordinary illustrator like you can pull it off?"

My friend smirked as if it was ridiculous and started explaining the character's charm points to me.

"Selina is a perfect character in herself! A petite body like a child, but a maturity that embraces everything like a mother! That gap moe is what's fucking arousing! Do you know how attractive it is when you rush at her whining, and she gets flustered at first but then smiles like a mother and offers her small tail as a pillow?"

"I don't know, retard. She's disqualified from the start with that child-like petite body."

Gap my ass, he's just giving a long-winded explanation that he's a pedo furry-lover.

But didn't that bastard definitely like the glamour style? I remember seeing a lot of glamour furry photos when I checked his gallery before?

How did he end up falling into pedo corruption? Is it really because of that bizarre loli character named Selina or whatever?

As I looked at my friend as if he were hopeless trash, the guy looked at me with an infinitely serious face and said.

"No, you're looking at me like a pedo, but I'm really not a pedo? I'm not turned on by anything else, just Selina."

"Feeling sexual desire seeing a child is pedophilia, you retard. Saying a loli is super hot and then saying you're not a pedo, how am I supposed to understand that?"

"Selina is not a child but a Mama! She's much older than us!"

"If you draw a 10-year-old elementary schooler and say she's a forty-year-old auntie, people would totally agree, wouldn't they, fucker!"

Clang!!!!!

I took a frying pan from under the bed and whacked his head hard, starting to explain the 'Introduction to Mama Studies'.

"Listen well, lolicon. I will teach you about 'True Mama' from now on."

"Well, I told you I'm not a pedo?"

"Shut up! The moment you felt sexual desire for a child's body type, you were out, bastard!"

I brought my tablet, quickly drew a voluptuous female body on it, pointed at the body with the pen, and said to him.

"The first condition of Mama lies right in these voluptuous tits! If the tits are abundant and beautiful, you feel stability in her embrace! Do you think you can feel stability from such trivial flat chests? Nonsense!"

"...My mother had a flat chest though?"

"No wonder I didn't feel any stability."

"This fucking bitch?"

The guy tried to express anger, but since a pedo has no right to express anger, I continued immediately.

"Next! This pelvis for easy birth (Sun-san-hyeong)! All animals have an instinct to want to return to where they came from! It's commonly called the homing instinct... Now! Look!"

I drew a pelvis for easy birth and a straight pelvis, and asked him.

"Which one is more arousing?"

"Of course the pelvis for easy birth, but isn't this a bit different...?"

"No! It's not different! To put it a bit vulgarly, you feel the homing instinct because the baby room was excellent and cozy! Therefore, a pelvis for easy birth can also be called a 'Condition of Mama'!"

"My head hurts... please stop..."

Perhaps gradually turning into a normal sexual desire holder, my friend put his hand on his forehead, and thinking this was an opportunity, I tried to say the third condition.

"Continuing, the third condition is..."

"I said stop it! You crazy fox bastard with rabies! I feel like I'm getting a mental illness!"

Smack!!!

"Kkaeng!!!"

Eventually, under his ruthless violence, I had no choice but to choose silence.

...Cowardly bastard, using fists because he lost the verbal fight.

I will definitely fix your wrong fetish of liking loli.

No matter what happens, definitely.

---

Was I stroking the crown of my head hit by the guy with a crying face?

Having calmed his emotions by taking a deep breath, the guy threw a question at me with a serious face.

"But you, you aren't really going to do that shit during the 1st-anniversary broadcast, are you? Selina's fandom is fucking thick regardless of gender, so if you touch it wrong, you'll really go to hell (Na-rak)?"

"Even if I go to hell, I have to do what I have to do. I can tolerate other things, but I can't tolerate a loli being Mama."

"With what method? I told you illustrations won't work? I know well that you draw arousingly, but it's true that you fall a step behind the master illustrators, right? Look at this for a moment."

The guy took out his phone and showed me pictures drawn by renowned illustrators to dissuade me.

"They drew well. Based on the 'Introduction to Mama Studies' you mentioned, it is definitely 'Mama'. But."

Next, he showed me various malicious comments on that illustration.

<This... is not Mama!!! The Mama I know isn't this spoiled (aged)!>

<Tits are too big... And too gross. Selina is a cute and mature Mama, not a spoiled auntie like this.>

<Flat chest is the synonym for arousal... Big tits that will sag and become granny tits when old... Not arousing at all!>

<Illustrator's skill is really dead lol Gotta unsubscribe after this month. Bye>

<-Chicken->

<-Coop-> (Refers to 'smelling like a chicken coop', slang for old women)

<I don't know the character Selina well, but it seems a bit off. You should have kept the historical accuracy;>

Positive comments were only a few, and the rest of the comment section was occupied by malicious Selina fandom teeming with hate comments.

Even such arousing and well-drawn pictures get swarmed with hate comments, but drawing a loli mama character as a 'True Mama' on the 1st-anniversary broadcast?

Maybe I could even receive death threats?

Since extreme fandoms like fanatics of a cult don't know what they might do.

Checking other illustrations drawn by other artists and slowly appreciating the hate comments on them, my friend sighed and opened his mouth.

"Touching Selina is really not recommended. Or choose another character! There's Werewolf, Catwoman, there are many other hot kids, why Selina of all people?"

"While saying that, why are all the characters you mention furry characters, you fucker."

"Ah, got caught."

My friend scratched his head awkwardly and avoided my gaze, and at this, I handed the phone back to him and smiled.

"I had a good idea."

"What idea? Surely, you aren't going to draw abnormal fetish pics on the official broadcast?"

"Are you crazy? Even if my broadcast is insane, I won't do that shit when I received a hefty down payment, retard."

Slapping my childhood friend's shiny head with a satisfying smack, I showed him my phone screen.

"I intend to do this."

"Oh... Certainly, this might succeed."

Whether my choice was excellent, the guy also spat out admiration as soon as he saw it.

Here, let's learn a bit more about the character 'Selina'.

Hair and fur color are gold, eyes are red like mine, but she is a Fox Beastkin character with a meager body embarrassing to compare with my current body.

She has a mature and benevolent personality, always speaks gently so she is called Mama, but a character who shows a cute appearance fitting her look when flustered.

In the meantime, her performance is irreplacably good, so she is called a 'human rights character' and is a tremendously popular character among users.

If you ask why I'm suddenly introducing the character out of nowhere.

Well, I intend to cosplay this character during the 1st-anniversary broadcast.

At first, I planned to draw the 'True Mama' version of the character 'Selina', roughly roll the gacha a few times, and end the broadcast.

Because I thought my drawing alone could make the pedo bastards calling a loli 'Mama' horny, enough to cure them.

However, seeing 'master' illustrators drawing the 'True Mama' version of 'Selina' and getting hate comments, I realized.

As my friend said, my drawing alone can never cure the pedo bastards.

So I thought.

How can I rehabilitate the hopeless guys who call a loli 'Mama'? If drawing is impossible, is there another way?

While searching on Google with worry, a post titled 'Selina Cosplay' caught my eye, and I clicked the post as if possessed.

Thinking it was a cosplay photo I haven't seen in a long time, I scrolled down with full expectation.

But.

Waiting for me was a photo of a man with beautiful bursting muscles wearing a revealing shrine maiden outfit and acting cute.

Wild deltoids, biceps looking thicker than my luscious tail. Finally, fantastic triceps.

At the appearance as if my father in his prime was acting coquettish, I ended up spitting out a curse.

"Fuck."

Fucked up.

Feels like I searched Tag: Fox and saw a thumbnail of a sturdy male Fox Beastkin getting raped by tentacles.

Why do they do this? What sin did the viewer commit, fucker.

"N, No... Tastes should be respected. There is a saying that cross-dressing is the most masculine act that only men can do..."

But this is really disgusting, fuck. Urgh...

I dry heaved recalling the bursting muscles again, but I seem to have salvaged one good idea.

That is, me directly cosplaying Selina for the 1st-anniversary commemorative broadcast.

If it were a normal body, I would have gotten cursed to death and hate comments would have poured in, but current me is a Gumiho, the synonym of fascination.

Since the body itself has the power to charm others, if I cosplay the character Selina with this body, I will surely be able to produce excellent results.

Having made the decision, I searched for 'Selina cosplay costume' and showed it to my childhood friend.

"I intend to do this."

"Oh... Certainly, this might succeed."

My friend nodded as if acknowledging, but soon frowned and asked me.

"But will cosplaying really be okay? Didn't you say you wouldn't do a face reveal because of those ears and tail?"

"Since it's cosplay, it's rather okay. And, they gave such a good opportunity to a nobody like me, shouldn't I bet something similar?"

"No matter how I look at it, seems too much. And what do you plan to do after the face reveal? Viewers will go crazy asking for face reveal continuously."

"After the 1st-anniversary broadcast ends, I'll do face reveal just about one more time. If lucky, I might gather all 1 million people's worth of Vitality after the 1st-anniversary broadcast and broadcast in transformed state, and if not."

"You will broadcast using that 'fluke' thing?"

"Can't be helped, I have to verify that it was cosplay."

If I show my true form using cosplay as a shield, people will surely suspect.

Because the fluffy and twitching ears are too real, and the tails look too luscious and soft to be props.

There might be a few people raising doubts, and I just have to turn on the cam again matching that time and broadcast in human form.

Then, the controversy will subside quickly saying it was just realistic cosplay.

If it ends well as planned, I probably can return to daily life without any problems.

Yes, if it ends well.

Was I looking around the sizes of cosplay costumes thinking about the schedule after the 1st-anniversary broadcast?

I discovered a very serious problem and stiffened my face, speaking to my childhood friend.

"Hey, I think I'm fucked?"

"Why suddenly? Did something happen?"

"Yeah, a really big problem occurred."

Showing the smartphone screen to my friend, I looked down at my chest and sighed heavily.

"Among the cosplay costumes on the market, there is no size that fits my body. I looked at the largest size, but I don't think my chest will fit."

When I said with a crying face, my friend looked at me with a dumbfounded expression and shook his head.

"No matter how I look at it, that bastard is definitely a female."

---

We looked for cosplay costumes for nearly an hour with my childhood friend, but a cosplay costume fitting my body existed nowhere.

Since the character is the character, most were small sizes that a child would wear.

There were adult sizes, but only a few, and since they wouldn't fit my body at all, I eventually decided to make the cosplay costume myself.

"I guess I have to make it myself. I don't like the quality, and decisively, the design isn't arousing at all."

"Isn't that level sufficiently arousing? Shrine maiden outfit is sex in itself, right?"

"True, but modifications double the arousal. You know, even a nun outfit becomes unbearably hard if designed a little lewdly?"

Slitting the side to reveal smooth thighs, or wearing a chest belt emphasizing the breasts, or digging a groove in a cross shape to reveal a beautiful valley.

When I drew a nun wearing a vulgar outfit on the tablet to help understanding, the friend who checked the picture nodded obediently.

"That is true. Revealing a little is hotter than covering everything."

"Thought you were ignorant of arousal (kkol-al-mot) because you're a furry, but you know arousal better than I thought?"

"I know arousal because I'm a furry, retard."

Lightly ignoring the furry bald head who confidently spouts bullshit, I drew a shrine maiden outfit on the tablet and started imagining the fox shrine maiden I would act.

Let's see, what appearance would be good to show?

Would a pure and innocent fox shrine maiden lady like a heroine in pure love stories be good?

Or would an older sister (Noona) type fox shrine maiden lady who plays lots of lewd pranks be good?

A lewd fox shrine maiden baby-seed slayer seems okay too, and a humiliated type fox shrine maiden who abandoned the god she served after being trained thoroughly would also be excellent.

"Ah, it's damn hard to choose one. Really, Fox Beastkin is a ridiculous cheat key."

Is there a race more arousing than Fox Beastkin in the world?

Probably won't appear in the past or future again.

Fox Beastkin is arousal itself, and arousal is Fox Beastkin.

Was I worrying briefly about the appearance of the fox shrine maiden? I threw a question to my childhood friend to get a bit more information about the character 'Selina'.

"Hey, that character Selina, you said she's a Mama-type character, right? Besides that, aren't there any prominent personalities? Like Tsun, or Yan, or Mega-dere."

"Well, she always comes out as a role embracing the protagonist so I don't know well? Hmm... At best, too laid-back?"

"That's enough."

Because settings related to a laid-back personality are overflowing.

I picked up the pen drawing a laid-back fox shrine maiden in my head.

If she has a laid-back personality, what kind of life would she have lived?

Wouldn't she have lived as a strong existence not feeling danger from anything?

Then naturally she would be an arrogant existence looking down on most things, and such arrogant existences usually.

[T, This can't be! Th, This me being violated by lowly beings! Kuh-eut...!]

[They say the stronger the woman, the weaker she is below! That word was true! Now, here I go! First shot!]

[N, Nooo...! Impregnated by a lowly seeeeed!!!]

Letting guard down against a weaker existence, then getting severely done in.

Plus, a strong and arrogant shrine maiden let her guard down and lost her purity to a yokai?

[Die! Lowly yokai! Wh, What...? Why did my power become this weak?]

[Kuhuhu... Did you not know that a shrine maiden loses her power if she loses her purity? You bitch are now nothing but a sow!]

[Now, get pregnant! Get pregnant and give birth to lots of lowly yokai!]

[N, Nooo!!! Hate being impregnated by a lowly yoka... Haeuk?!]

Super-mega-arousing R-18 manga one episode done in a flash, totally.

I drew the thought-out shrine maiden outfit design on the tablet and showed it to my friend.

"Don't you think this is quite decent? I drew it with a slightly arrogant outfit incorporating the setting of strong martial power."

My childhood friend who saw the super-mega-arousing shrine maiden outfit I drew shook his head and said.

"Turn off HiXmi, you crazy bitch."

---

The shrine maiden outfit design continued even after waking up the next day.

"Should I shorten the hem a bit? How about this much?"

"This isn't a shrine maiden outfit but just a mini skirt, is it?"

"Anyway, isn't it fine if it's arousing?"

"Bullshit."

Discard.

"What about side slits? Side slits showing panties seem quite okay too?"

"So, why didn't you draw panties?"

"For a shrine maiden, panties are just a piece of talisman, right? Isn't that 'common sense'?"

"You, do you perhaps plan to blow up the 1st-anniversary broadcast? You don't have a grudge against the game, do you?"

Discard.

"Hey, I think I really designed it well this time!"

"Hah, what is it this time? Surely you didn't bring something like 'missing bottom' (no pants)?"

"Sorry, actually I didn't design anything and drew a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur. Cool, right?"

"...Honestly glow-in-the-dark dinosaur is irresistible."

Discard.

Discard, discard, and discard again.

Although strange things were mixed in the middle, time continued to flow as numerous shrine maiden outfits were designed and discarded, and when it became daytime, I swirled my sore wrist and spoke to my childhood friend.

"Hey, I realized one fact, can I say it?"

"What? What bullshit are you trying to say?"

"It's not bullshit, listen well. Because I think I thought of a really proper shrine maiden outfit."

I started explaining the shrine maiden outfit I conceived to my childhood friend.

"A shrine maiden is an existence serving a god, right?"

"It's complex, but that's correct?"

"And she dedicated everything to the god. Starting from purity to her heart. So if she loses purity, power disappears."

"The setting in manga and reality are different but... since there are places like that, I'll let that pass for now."

At my childhood friend's narrowing eyes, I took a deep breath and spoke slowly.

"If she dedicated everything to the god, shouldn't she always be showing everything to the god?"

"...What kind of bullshit is that again, crazy bitch. Explain so I can understand."

"So simply put, since she has to show everything to the god, isn't naked appropriate! Of course, she has to protect the precious place so she should have one talisman attached though..."

"Ow! This crazy bitch really!!!"

Smack!!!

For some reason, he grabbed the back of his neck and struck my crown with a knife hand chop, and I made a crying face and retorted to him.

"No, why are you hitting me! It's correct word for word!"

"It is correct words, you pervert bitch. Words deserving a beating!!!"

Smack!!!

Striking the crown with a knife hand chop once more, my friend shouted loud enough for the house to fly away.

"Retard! This isn't drawing lewd pics! We have to design the cosplay outfit to wear on broadcast! Why are you so eager to draw arousing lewd pics!"

"Ah, sorry... I really forgot."

Thanks to his words, I could finally recall the original purpose of this work.

Right, it wasn't drawing arousing lewd pics but choosing the cosplay outfit I would wear?

No wonder I felt strange rejection every time I took off a layer, and another layer.

I beat the lewd demon settled in my head to death and sprawled on the floor.

"Fuck, to think 4 hours of work was all in vain."

"It's all self-inflicted. Originally when intelligence is shattered, the body suffers."

"Isn't this a problem of desire rather than intelligence? It moved naturally to lewd pics while drawing cosplay outfits."

As expected of the sex-optimized race Fox Beastkin.

Makes it impossible to endure lust.

I hugged one luscious and cozy tail and sighed heavily.

"Since I have the results I worked on, it seems it will end soon, but having burned white for 4 hours, I don't want to do anything... Just want to roll around for a bit."

"Saw your wrist looked a bit painful earlier, rest well then. I should take a nap after a long time too."

The guy hugged my tail and naturally lay down next to me, rubbing his face on the tail and opening his mouth.

"Really if I have this every time I sleep, it would be heaven, can't we just keep living together after the ten days cohabitation ends?"

"Would that happen, bastard? Dream on."

"No, don't do that and think about it? Good for you getting manpower to guard you, good for me being able to enjoy the luscious and blessed tail continuously. Isn't this mutual aid?"

"What is the crazy guy saying, shut up and sleep. It's noisy to death, really."

I used another tail to wrap around his head, and looking at the guy who became quiet quickly, I sighed.

Will I really be able to get along well with this bastard for a week without any incidents?

Seems like something will happen.

"No, if I'm careful, it will be fine. Just don't give even a sliver of possibility for an accident to happen."

I vowed watching the guy having a happy time wrapped in tails, and just as I was about to fall asleep briefly using the luscious and fluffy tail as a pillow.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Ti-ro-ri~

The sound of the door lock which shouldn't be heard was heard.

"Son! Mom came to pla... Oh my..."

How did she know the house password again, Mom opened the front door and entered, witnessing the scene of my childhood friend and me lying together.

A situation prone to misunderstanding as the childhood friend wrapped in two thick tails was making moaning sounds soaked in pleasure.

Mom laughed insidiously, and took out a condom from her handbag.

"Seems Mom interrupted a good time tactlessly? Have a good time? Make sure to use contraception!"

I ran at full speed and caught Mom who was trying to run away leaving only the condom on the table.

"It's not like that!!!"