Chapter 82: It's weird, but...

The day after the Fox God returned.

To Hyeok-jin who visited my house now as if it's natural, I conveyed what the Fox God said yesterday exactly.

From the fact that an existence called 'Goddess' is targeting me and the Fox God because the Fox God failed her plan, to the fact that I can change into human form without penalties now.

Hyeok-jin nodded as if he already knew what I was saying, and showed interest in the content that I could go out.

"So, you're saying you can go out now?"

"Yeah, says there are no side effects like before when removing ears and tail. Said gathered almost all 1 million people's worth of Vitality?"

"Wasn't it that you can transform only after gathering all Vitality? Remember transformation itself wasn't possible if Vitality didn't reach a certain amount."

Hyeok-jin expressing doubt grabbed my wrist and checked my pulse, then said with twinkling eyes as if fascinated.

"Certainly body condition is much more stable than when I checked first. Back then it was tattered and looked like you'd die soon."

"Because I tried not to die. Even did internet broadcasting which wasn't in my destiny, isn't it normal to get better?"

While answering and focusing on drawing furry lewd pics again, the guy stopped stroking my tail and told me to transform into human form.

"Just in case, transform in front of me once. Can't trust it more if you checked it yourself."

"Fox God said there are no side effects, do I really have to change? I hate changing into human form."

"I hate your human form too because it's un-arousing (no-kkol), bastard. Beastkin version with fluffy ears and luscious tails is much better, if snout is included it's paradise itself. But you see."

Hyeok-jin stroked my soft tail carefully and sighed deeply.

"Shouldn't we at least check for side effects, what if side effects suddenly manifest like 'fluke' when an outsider visits?"

...Makes sense.

Even with 'fluke' back then, used it thinking there would be no side effects and almost got fucked by the baldy in front whose sexual desire exploded.

As Hyeok-jin says, better to check at least once.

"I'll transform into human form for now, but if you attempt rape saying sexual desire boils up suddenly, I'll really crush your head with a frying pan."

"Fucking sorry but that won't happen? My Big Magnum Junior doesn't react to ordinary women."

"Reacted during 'fluke'? Then can't be sure, right?"

"Didn't react, bastard! If reacted, would have fucked you right there!"

Since Hyeok-jin's momentum shouting in anger was quite fierce, I nodded, and feeling awkward for no reason, asked the Fox God to change me into human form immediately.

"Requesting transformation, Fox God-ah. That baldy says he has something to check."

[Since you don't go out anyway, is there a need to change? Just live in that form for the rest of your life!]

Properly sulking.

Her heart seemed infinitely big, why is she so narrow-minded?

Wait a minute, narrow-minded (Sok-i jop-da - can also mean 'inside is tight')?

This is quite arousing?

Heueung...

As I looked at the sulking Fox God with eyes filled with desire, the Fox God looked at me with a face that lost absurdity and said.

[Even in this situation, looking at Me with lustful eyes, don't know whether to call this amazing or hopeless.]

[Rather, wouldn't hearing amazing sound better? And it's weirder to endure seeing a milking-optimized body! If no emotion arises seeing that lewd body, that's gay I tell you?]

[Haa... Truly annoying to have consumed emotions for someone like you. Basically such a crazy bitch, why did I consume emotions getting disappointed...]

The Fox God sighing deeply enough to sink the ground snapped her fingers immediately, and opened her mouth with a tired face.

[I want to be alone, absolutely do not look for Me until I reveal Myself first. If you look for Me despite this, I will confiscate your luscious tails for a week!]

"Can't you wait just a little, it'll only take a moment? Really gonna change only for a moment? How do I return without you?"

[Gaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] (Shout)

Begged to wait a little but the Fox God hid her appearance heartlessly, and looking at the spot where the Fox God disappeared with despondent eyes, Hyeok-jin nodded and said to me.

"Certainly no side effects as you said. No feeling like sexual desire being forcibly pulled up like back then. And, became fucking un-arousing."

"I know I'm un-arousing too so shut up. Fucker, ears and tails disappeared because of you."

"Why is that my fault? Fault of you talking back to the god you serve. Enough, prepare to go out. Let's go for a walk after a long time while throwing away trash too."

At Hyeok-jin saying let's go out, I lay down on the spot saying absolutely won't go out, but the guy lifted me easily and put a tracksuit on me in an instant.

And looked at dazed me with a serious face for a moment, then threw a question at me.

"Hey, got curious about something."

"...What suddenly."

"Foxes are canines, right? Then shouldn't foxes wear a muzzle and leash when going for a walk too?"

Serious atmosphere as if he'd take out a gag and put it on if I answered yes.

I silently took out a frying pan from under the desk and swung it towards his head.

Clang!!!

With a clear sound, the damn childhood friend collapsed forward thud, and looking at the fallen Hyeok-jin, I recalled what I imagined briefly just now.

Being walked like a dog wearing a gag and leash, an imagination likely to be seen only in really hard R-18 manga.

Thinking why I imagined such nonsense, I gripped the frying pan again and whacked his head once more.

Clang!!!!!

Smile brightly.

The beauty in the mirror also smiles brightly.

Carefully gather the large breasts.

The beauty in the mirror also gathers large breasts.

Vulgar breasts not hidden even by oversized tracksuit top.

And excellent pelvis likely to give birth easily seumpung-seumpung, likely to make any man erect his object.

Looking at the beauty in the mirror whom most men would have confessed to as soon as seeing, I felt deep emptiness.

"Not arousing at all without ears and tails. Completion of arousal is fluffy ears and luscious tails."

Bad Fox God.

Just waiting a moment would have sufficed but confiscating ears and tails pettily, really being narrow-minded is no different from my Noona.

Venting complaints, I came out of the bathroom and started moving trash bags in the corner to the entrance, and around the time I moved all the mountain-like trash bags to the entrance, fainted Hyeok-jin rubbed his eyes and woke up.

"Ugh... My head, would it kill you to hit gently? Really don't know how much it hurts every time I get hit?"

"Don't know, just hitting because they say the rod is medicine for crazy dogs. If you don't like it, don't bark dog sounds (bullshit)."

"Was just a question! Isn't it common sense for dogs to wear muzzles and leashes when going for walks? Why dismiss it as dog sounds?"

"Yeah, as you say it wasn't dog sounds. But you, didn't mean it that way, right? Eyes were glistening with lust?"

"No way? Me harboring lust seeing you without luscious tails and fluffy ears? Don't make me laugh."

Hyeok-jin mocked me laughing as if ridiculous, and pointed at his object speaking with a triumphant voice.

"Here, look! Not vulgarly at all, I haven't had an erection even once since fluffy tails and luscious tails disappeared! Can you still say I harbored lust?"

"Well, in my view, looks like harbored lust no matter how I look."

"No way! Erection happens when desire reaches peak seeing something arousing! Didn't erect so naturally can say didn't harbor lust!"

Hyeok-jin shaking his head answering with an infinitely serious voice.

I approached him slowly, and pointing at his lower body said.

"Don't deny reality. You are already 'erect', furry-lover."

"Wha?"

"Standing stiffly vulgarly like this, where does it look like didn't 'erect'? Right... You were a fashion furry-lover after all. 'Fashion furry' deceiving oneself liking furries while being a normal sexual desire holder."

"Aaaaaack!!! No!!!!!"

Perhaps shocked severely by the fact he had an erection, Hyeok-jin grabbed his smooth head and screamed, and not missing the opportunity, I continued mocking him.

"It's okay, being a normal sexual desire holder is nothing to be ashamed of. Honestly isn't saying 'I like that Fox Beastkin.' better than saying 'I like furries.' anywhere you go?"

Like that, I giggled and hit his back pang-pang several times, and perhaps barely regaining senses at the shock of getting hit on the back, suddenly the guy started staring at me piercingly.

"What, why? Why staring at me with such eyes?"

"Stepped back a few steps burdened by two eyes staring intently, Hyeok-jin approached a few steps same as me and opened his mouth."

"Right, it was that."

"What?"

"Not turned on by normal humans, but turned on because it's you! My junior is imprinted to 'erect' just seeing you!"

What novel bullshit is this again.

Dick choosing the existence to erect for itself, isn't that a story likely to appear in R-18 manga?

Pavlov's Dick, crazy... crazy.

Really crazy.

To think this kind of thing is my childhood friend, feel like mind is leaving home.

Barely correcting my dizzy mind, I whacked Hyeok-jin approaching me with a big smile with the frying pan once again.

Have ill feelings, friend.

Please get hit and come to your senses.

Clang!!!!!