Chapter 9: The strip show of the fox god and the lost Gumiho.

The Fox God, whose eyes trembled violently at my words, took a short deep breath and then glared at me with a solemn attitude, as if she had made a decision.

— Fine. If this lady (I) sincerely apologizes, you won't cause any more suicide commotions, correct?

"I won't. If you're really anxious, I'll even write a written oath. But are you really going to do it? The noble Fox God doing a sincere dogeza to this lowly Apostle?"

She should talk sense.

Seeing how she refers to herself as 'this lady' (Bon-nyeo) at the end of every sentence, her pride must be considerable. With that level of pride, wouldn't she choose death rather than apologizing to me?

Well... even if she actually does the dogeza, that's arousing in its own way, so I don't mind.

The Fox God cleared her throat and spoke to me in a small voice, her face flushing red.

— If I can take away even one of your weaknesses, a sincere apology is nothing. A gentleman's revenge is not too late even after ten years.

"Take revenge however you want. I'll find my own ways."

Pausing my drawing for a moment, I captured the humiliated face of the Fox God in my eyes.

...Exactly the face I wanted.

One of the most arousing faces in the world.

A humiliated face.

If I were to pick the top three most arousing faces in R-18 manga, they would be as follows:

The so-called ahegao, the face of having gone completely crazy from too much pleasure.

The face of despair just before a colossal giant strikes, unable to accept the tremendous reality before one's eyes.

Finally, the humiliated face that only comes out in truly super-arousing situations, where one absolutely doesn't want to do it even if they die, but has to do it unconditionally.

Honestly, the first and second are definitely arousing expressions, but since they appear as staple tropes in most manga, one could say they are a bit cliché.

Don't misunderstand, I'm not saying they aren't arousing.

I've seen enough to know well how hot it is when a Fox Beastkin with luscious tails despairs at seeing a huge giant and eventually falls apart making an ahegao.

If those conditions are met, any man wouldn't be able to endure it. The only people who could endure that would be homosexuals or extreme furry-lovers like my friend.

I'm telling you, it is hot. The problem is it's cliché.

On the other hand, how about the third one?

It appears surprisingly often, yet the number is fewer than you'd think.

If you read about five mangas, it pops out as a delicacy in one, and if you meet an artist who draws it really erotically, it becomes unbearable.

Maybe that's why it never feels cliché no matter how much I see it; it's always new and thrilling.

But now, something so thrilling that my brain might burn is right in front of my eyes?

Ah... I really can't endure this.

The Fox God gave me a tremendous reward, showing not only a humiliated expression but also a look of contempt.

Is that all? As if she really intended to do a naked dogeza, the clothes she was wearing began to slip off smoothly.

— ...Do not stare too intently. I feel like gouging your eyes out.

"If you gouge my eyes out, your charm will drop and you won't be able to gather Vitality. Even though times have changed and even eyepatches have become a moe element, there are still plenty of people in reality who dislike one-eyed people."

— Do you think I don't know something that simple? Even if times change, people's tastes do not change easily. Maybe in ancient times when I didn't exist it was different, but a difference of just a few hundred years hardly changes anything.

"Is it because you lived for hundreds of years? Unlike your pretty appearance, you're a genuine old fossil... If you're going to do the dogeza, do it quickly. I feel like I'm losing my mind right now."

— Do not rush me. I intend to do it now anyway.

As the clothes she wore slowly lowered and her round and milky shoulders became visible, I began to taste thick blood in my mouth.

"Blood...? Suddenly bleeding?"

Is it because I'm tired?

No, even if I'm holding on purely by mental strength after pulling an all-nighter, it makes no sense to have a nosebleed this heavy.

It's just one day, right?

Not even two days, just one night, yet having a nosebleed flow this thick makes no sense.

As I hurriedly pulled tissues from the box on the desk, the Fox God asked me with a calm face instead.

— Your nosebleed is flowing heavily. Are you okay?

"I'm okay. Continue. If you don't do it quickly, I feel like I'll faint from dizziness."

— Your body is already fainting though. What do you intend to do if you faint just by seeing my cleavage?

At her words looking down on me pathetically, I finally grasped reality, left my dizzy vision behind, and collapsed on the floor.

"Ugh... Damn it. Is it because I saw something too hot?"

— Perhaps. My body at its peak made even the most beautiful flowers look ugly.

She met my eyes, smiled brightly, and spoke.

— Will you continue? It looks dangerous.

"Hehe... If I were going to give up just because of a nosebleed, I wouldn't have brought it up in the first place. Keep going, even if I oxidize here, I'll see your naked body before I die."

If a man draws a sword, he should at least slice a radish.

If I miss this opportunity now, I might never see the Fox God's dogeza again.

I blocked the flowing nosebleed with tissues, slapped my cheek to correct my vision, and said to her.

"What are you doing, I said continue? Are you not scared of me threatening suicide anymore?"

— Truly a vulgar bitch. To carry out a task risking your life just to see the naked body of the god you serve; that will is admirable in a different sense.

"Stop saying weird things, and show that erotic figure..."

I tried to continue speaking, but the moment I saw the Fox God's cleavage again.

Spurt!

The nosebleed flowed without stopping, beginning to dirty the floor.

"Uh...?"

I definitely blocked it tight with tissues, so why?

Unlike before, I was less tired and my mind was clear?

As soon as I finished the thought, my body suddenly became heavy and my stomach began to feel insanely nauseous.

"Ugh... Bleeuurghhhh!!!"

At the disgusting sensation rising from inside, I couldn't even think of going to the bathroom and vomited right there, and seeing that, the Fox God clicked her tongue and rebuked me.

— Ordinary humans would go mad and die just by seeing my collarbone; your desire must have been quite strong. To endure until seeing the cleavage without going mad.

"Huff... Huff... What does that mean?"

— Literally that. No matter how much a monk has practiced, or a warrior who has trained and emptied his mind to reach a state of enlightenment. Seeing my body makes lust boil over and drives them mad. Should I call it a miracle that you are alive right now?

"Then allowing it, did you allow it on purpose? For a god, this bitch is out of her mind."

— Fufu, the Apostle is out of his mind, so there's no way the god is sane, is there. Sorry about that. Since there was no reaction even when the collarbone was shown, I got curious and ended up showing the cleavage.

The Fox God neatly put her loosened clothes back on and bowed her head to apologize to me.

— I will be careful so this doesn't happen next time. It is all My fault.

"No, this isn't your fault."

— I almost carelessly killed my one and only Apostle. Yet you say it is not My fault?

"Yeah, it's not your fault. It's my fault for collapsing without even seeing the hot stuff."

Yes, this is clearly my fault.

I'm not even a virgin, yet I almost died just by seeing the dark valley within the soft flesh?

It's something that cannot happen.

She praised me saying that enduring just seeing her cleavage was amazing enough, but to me, those words were practically an insult.

If the desire for carnal pleasure was insufficient, it means my love for Fox Beastkin was insufficient.

The meaning of those words is practically saying I don't genuinely like Fox Beastkin.

Feeling unbearable humiliation, I approached the Fox God and said.

"...Again."

— What?

"I haven't received the dogeza yet. Let's start over from the beginning."

The Fox God, watching my wavering eyes, made a blank expression and then spoke to me with a voice that had lost all absurdity.

— Didn't I say just now that you almost died? Perhaps if you didn't hear, I will tell you again. You still lack the Vitality and Demonic Power to look upon my body. Enduring up to there with just greed was likely a miracle. If I lower it further from here, you will definitely die.

"No? I won't die. I absolutely won't die. You insulted me. What? My greed only amounts to seeing the valley of breasts? Don't bullshit me. My greed is not merely at that level."

— It is recklessness. There is nothing in the world more foolish than not knowing oneself. You already proved your greed is tremendous, what use is there in proving it further? Don't act out of bravado and just go to sleep.

"I said, I haven't received the dogeza yet. Lower your clothes, right now."

— ...You are truly eager to die. Fine, if it has come to this, if your soul goes mad and disappears, I will take over that body and use it. You have no complaints, right?

To her speaking with a menacing voice, I opened my mouth with a bright smile.

"There's no way I would. Wouldn't dying like this be a happy death (Ho-sang)? Even in hell, people might look up to me as a real man."

— Pfft... They will say there's no idiot moron like you. Offering your life just to see one pair of breasts of a Fox God; though you are My Apostle, your stupidity truly pierces the sky.

Sighing, she began to take off her neatly dressed clothes.

One layer.

Again, her pitiful and round shoulders cautiously revealed themselves.

My eyelids began to sting.

Next layer.

The obscene valley I saw earlier revealed itself again.

I started tasting blood in my mouth.

A little more.

Just a little more.

My affection for Fox Beastkin cannot possibly stop at just that obscene valley.

Even while nosebleeds flowed and tears of blood flowed from my eyes, I captured the sight of the Fox God taking off her clothes in my eyes.

And, when she took off the next layer and revealed the fruit of perfect form.

My vision went dark.