{~Arkham City~} Chapter 1

      {~Calm before the Jokers dance~}

After long, painful months, I'm finally able to move again. I've been stuck inside my own head for how long..? Eh, it doesn't matter what does matter. Arkham City is finally starting, where stuff finally starts to get interesting.

Hoping off the table I'm on and nearly stumble over due to having sat down on a table for months holding on for dear life 

"*Angry*"

Well, one thing is for sure I've kept what I do to what I say so no matter the action in going to vocalise it is still fun..after getting my balance properly having to hold my head slightly and walking is back to being weird looking at Uzi's turned off body it's obvious something happened but I'm not sure.

"*Sigh*"

Another positive, at least, is that I don't feel hungry anymore like I used to. In fact, I feel completely fine. Well, I do have some objectives: 1: mess with the riddler again, 2: get back at Bane, and 3: get a front-row seat to Joker's death.

Wait now that I think about it I saved Joker didn't..I..-

"G-- F-ckin dam it"

FUCK! I wanted to watch him die. Wait, no, maybe if I just put the leftover after-effects of the venom into Jokers bloodstream, that should work? Wouldn't Bruce wonder who did it if I did end up doing it?

Nah, I'll do it later, at least, since I don't feel like trying to really do anything right now. What I really want to do is enjoy my time with Bruce for a bit before Arkham City fully begins.

Plopping myself back on the table, I change control over to the Tessa-like body and go check how that's going along, and wow, I look stunning. Even though this body is still technically Machine mixed with organic material, it's going quite nicely.

It is still very beautiful stretching slightly. Letting out a low sigh, in relief now, what to do first..maybe first go to Bruce, then sort out the rest from there?

Leaving the room and heading towards Bruce's cave, I see him working on his computer, typing fast, not in his suit, but he seems to be doing something, walking up quietly, putting my hand over his eyes.

"*Giggle* guess who~"

Bruce doesn't respond. He stopped typing on the computer, but I could see the faint smile on his face.

"My oh my, I wonder who's preventing me from my work at this hour", he says sarcastically with a faint smile on his face.

"Heh someone special" 

"And who could this special someone be?" Before I know it, he gets up quickly, flips me up, catching me by surprise, and then catches me as I'm completely shocked at what happened.

He has this proud look on his face with that faint smile after everything Catches up to me on what happened I hear my organic heart I made beating faster and my face getting warm before I know it I cover my face with one hand and look away slightly I hear him slight chuckle and then put me down.

My heart can't take this. Even if this heart is not completely real, he really knows how to push the right buttons. It probably doesn't help that he looks hot, not Cyn! Bad, bad, no naughty thoughts.

"Good to have you back Cyn"

"*Awkward smile* yeah, it's good to be back, Bruce" god, the amount of stuff I wish I could say is unbelievable.

"So..what have you been up to today?"

"Just trying to figure out where the joker is he's been.. Missing the past months" he says while I'm completely confused he's been missing? How? There's no way he can just vanish. I mean, I haven't done anything. Maybe the others did something while I was out of it.

"Do you have an idea of where he was last seen?" I ask as he sits back down on his chair, and his facial expression turns serious very quickly.

"Last he was or we last saw him, he was taken away by the GCPD and held at the prison there in Arkham City, but I can't find anything else there are no clues, no traces, just.. nothing", he says, confused but suspicious about the situation.

"Like a ghost? Or maybe something or perhaps someone wanted him to vanish" I say slightly jokingly.

"There's only one organisation that. Could have made him vanish like this but there's no way they would help a man like him.." Bruce says quietly to himself as he thinks of the possible outcomes that could have happened.

So joker up and vanished like very father does to avoid child support aka go get the milk and never come back in jokers case his no dad and there's no money to steal if he just vanishes so what on earth is going on?

Maybe the league of assassins? No they don't like the joker at all but even if they did why help him? What's the purpose of making him disappear from Arkham City? Unless they need him for some grand plan or something.

Maybe bane needs something from the joker? Maybe Jason? I know he hates joker with a passion but it would not make sense for Jason to kill joker not unless he got out early?

So many outcomes with different varieties with each reaching different conclusions the joker shouldn't die not yet at least since he's meant to die at the end I'm going to give back that titan formula poison to fix the mess I've made.

But if I wanna do that I need to find the vanishing joker that currently somewhere no clues no traces no cctv no fingerprints it's to clean the cover up it looking at Bruce's large computer screen it's obvious from a detective standpoint that it was made to look like he just vanished and left nothing.

I know Uzi hates Joker with a passion as well but even I know she wouldn't go that far unless provoked the same with J now V on the other hand I can see her doing that but even then even if she's the original V she doesn't care about hiding things unless they are super important.

So many things and possibilities now that I think about it doesn't Bruce have to give a little speech to Arkham people very soon about what he plans to do for this city?

Sighing I start to get ready to go out and search for Joker and try to fix what's been happening and maybe fix Canon.

Putting on a good outfit jumping out the window of the manner and starts moving fast into the city of Arkham starting my search for Joker I come past the stand that Bruce would be on soon to give a speech.

After waiting thag felt like hours of boring searching I finally found him turns out Bane wasn't too happy that Joker tries to replicate his venom and give it to people The joker is currently looked up.

Deciding that knocking and meeting bane face to face again would be the most better and logical option knocking on the door a slide opens for eyes to peek through and it's one of Bane's henchmen.

"Who is it!"

"*Gigg-* hello I'm here to speak with Bane and it would be nice if you could open the door"

The guy looks at me and laughs at me.

"Hahaha! Are you serious! Gone along your way lady" he continues to laugh at me my eye twitches slightly 

Having enough a black like liquid tentacle enters through the eye holes and strangles the man.

"*Happy face* now how about you let me in otherwise you will be my next meal deal?" My voice Glitches between my Tessa voice and my robotic Cyn voice the man nods quickly while struggling to breath I let him go as he opens the door walking inside.

I'm getting some stares from other henchmen that I don't pay mind to walking some more deeper into the place I locate bane as hes currently from the looks of it coming up with a plan for something not that I care because I don't.

"Hey bane long time no see" I call out to him as he slowly turns around and sees me he just looks at me deep in thought for a moment.

"Cyn no Tessa what business do you have witz me" he says as he continues to work something else out now that I think about it I never said my name to him let alone Tessa.

"Joker"

"And that is?" Bane says as he turns his head back to me slightly.

"Do you know how his venom has very bad side effects I'm giving him the side effects so he should die this week but better yet how do you know my name? I don't remember telling anyone about me mate~" I say as he listens and thinks about it for a moment.

"Joker spoke of seeing something unbelievable that was straight out of a horror movie although I didn't believe him.."

"Hmm..and what was so unbelievable that he looked so scared~" I say my smile growing each time.

"Eating people you were eating humans..I'll take you to the joker on the one condition you stay away and never get close to me and my crew and leave us be" bane says while I pondered his little 'deal'

It does have me more in favour but I'll obviously have to leave bane alone forever that doesn't sound too bad it's not like I care what he does or what he plans to do as long as he doesn't try to kill Bruce and doesn't get in my way it should be fine.

"I accept" I hold out my hand and he shakes my hand and starts leading me to the joker.

The more we walked the deeper into the place we were going not going to lie I wasn't expecting Bane to literally lock Joker up so deep down I mean what he did before in asylum was stupid.

After more minutes walking we reach a certain part of Bane's place as he opens the door I see an unconcious Joker not wasting any time I walk over to him my a tiny needle appears on my finger and I push it into his arm and release the side effects of the Venom Joker made and walk out from the way I came.

"It's done do whatever you want with him we will die soon either keep him here till he dies or let him go I don't care my advice? Let him go after a day Batman is looking for Joker right now" as I say this to him bane watches me leave the way we came as he looks at the unconscious Joker.

"Leaving you here any longer is a hassle da gilr is right Batman is looking for him" he talks to himself.

After leaving and arriving back to the manner with little trouble luckily it wasn't raining even though I shouldn't be affected by this when I'm in this body I'm still afraid of going out right now.

Oh yeah what else do I need to do..or right make N and fix Uzi but what takes more priority..that would be Uzi so Uzi it is.

Teleporting back to the Batcave in front of a turned off Uzi I turn her around and open up the back of her head looking through the hardware to make sure there is no damage to the basic/important parts the good thing is nothing is damaged.

Scanning her body the results appear in my vision my eye gets itchy as I rub my eye and look through the results I can't help but sigh in annoyance I'm going to have to get a large load of oil for uzi and turn her back on theirs absolutely no problem with her she is also going through an update.

Teleporting away and back Im carrying a large bucket of oil and put it down useing the Solver I turn Uzi back on as I listen to her servos coming back online after a few moments her eyes appear but a purple solver symbol appears on her visor immediately and  lunges at the bucket of oil.

She picks it up easily and starts to chug it down watching her drink all the oil in the bucket and throw it away.

"Ah....~"

Uzi lets out a sigh in relief and turns to me.

"How long was I put?" She ask me

"*Confused expression* I'm not sure I was out for months so I haven't got the slightest clue" I say tilting my head to look at Uzi as she just sighs and facepalms.

"Thanks for nothing I guess.."

"your welcome~" I say with a smile as she just groans in annoyance 

"Can you at least tell me if we are close to Arkham City?" She says with slight displeasure on her facial expression/visor.

"*Giggle* We are one month away from Arkham City I've also neglected my duties for a while upgrades are in order"

"By upgrades you mean.." Uzi says a little excited.

"yes stronger bodies are more resistant to Bullets waterproof ect"

"YES!"

"also one more thing's before I forget but J and Dick Grayson are dating now" Uzi says as she leaves the Batcave.

"*Shocked expression*"

J and Grayson are dating!?! I can't help but be completely shocked at this wait wouldn't this be considered incest..wait no that's not it what is the term again? For loving a robot but being flesh?.

Nothing comes to mind sadly but now that I think about it I'm a robot as well and technically flesh how would that work? 

Ill worry about that later I have to start quickly and now otherwise we wont be prepared for Arkham City well more so J and V won't be ready me and Uzi should be fine with are solvers and all.

Teleporting to the recharge room and getting the material needed I teleport them back to the Batcave and teleport to Bruce's room I hear water in another room in Bruce's room.

Is Bruce in the shower? I wanted to ask if he wanted to work on us again but he seems..pre occupied wait..if he's in the shower right now that means...

I can't help but let my imagination go wild and crazy my face is heating up I can see my face through the mirror in Bruce's room my face is quite red and not from blood.

W..would it hurt if I took a..peak? It's not like..I haven't seen him naked..right?

Fuck fuck fuck no I haven't seen him naked at all ever in my life I've only seen the top of his body and I refuse and over my dead body to be a..P..pervert.

I..I'm such a hypocrite but I want to at least be a decent person and not look.. completely.

Maybe a tinyyyy peak won't hurt..right?

Opening the door to the bathroom in Bruce's bedroom and after being completely sure he didn't hear me enter I walk inside steam coming from the shower from how hot it is and fog covering the shower walls I can't help but be slightly annoyed by the slight inconvenience.

But lady luck seems to be smiling on me he just seems to have finished after hearing him turn off the water and exiting the shower..I don't regret anything now.

He looks surprised I'm here at the same time not as he grabs his towel and starts to dry himself I feel a lump in my throat and swallow from nervous I am but very much enjoying the view.

My face must be very very red right now and not because of the heat but because of all this glory the hoil grail I'm seeing in front of my eyes.

Suck it Catwoman he's mine! Hahaha! At least I have something over you now I've seen him completely in his whole glory.

"U..uh hey Bruce" fuck I sound stupid right now.

"Yes?" He says not paying any mind to me.

"I wanted to..U..uh ask if you wanted to join me in m.. making something" realising that my nose is bleeding slightly I wipe it away quickly.

"And what are we making?" He says to me but I can see the very very small smile hes trying to hide from me..wait is he dragging this on purpose??

Not that I mind..I've already accepted the fact I'm not longer a man and accepted who I am but as I look at his whole body as he continues to fix himself up trying not to stare at his body too much I can't help my gaze move down to his "sword" and wonder how big is it actually?

While at the same time I can't help but feel grief over my lost Excalibur and at the same time feel slightly jealous of how big his "sword" is compared to my old "sword" when it's not prepped and "ready"

"B..build new body's for m..me J V..a..and Uzi" I feel nervous now and at the same time I feel my body going against me it's probably these human "instincts" for woman I feel needy and my "chest" reacts each time I move now sending jolts of pleasure throughout my body.

I also feel a knot down below but I keep being natural to the best of my abilities trying to be a drone/human that's desperate although it's getting there with each passing day.

"Oh? That sounds exciting working on you guys is always fascinating and interesting" he says slightly excited he puts the trowel up and I hand him his clothes he gets changed and leaves the bathroom.

"I'll meet you at the Batcave" he says as he closes the door of the bathroom behind him leaving me behind collapsing to my knees I hold my body with my hands and arms as blood comes from my nose properly and my body is heating up as well.

Every bone in my body and every piece of my code while also every part of my being wants him No I NEED him this body is very 'excited'  even fighting myself to stop myself from letting out a noise of pleasure just from moving was embarrassing.

"..B..Bruce why do you do this to me~" I can't help but say quietly even though I was the one that decided t

o enter and take a peak I didn't expect for this to happen to me.

Little did I know Bruce was on the other side of the door listening to me the whole time and after a bit he leaves.

"I'm not to sure yet.."

TBC