{~Arkham City~} Chapter 1

             {~Welcome to Arkham~}

Years it has been it has been exactly five years since Origins. My hunger has gotten worse, and oil won't cut it anymore. I've already tried for so long, and I've started taking a criminal once a month, and when I eat one, the voice that has been getting louder for food goes completely silent.

No one currently knows what I've been doing, haven't told Uzi, haven't told Bruce, or J V has no clue. Dick is not completely sure, while the only one that suspects that something is wrong with me is Jason. He's smart, but he should know not to get too close to what I've been doing.

He was the first to notice something was wrong with me since he caught me, although, for a brief moment, he caught me drolling, and when he asked me why I was when I had some oil not too long ago, I responded that it's just the after taste of the oil.

He was sceptical and started to keep an eye on me. He genuinely looked worried for me. Oh yeah, dick is now Nightwing. He graduated from a robin to a Nightwing, or is it evolved??

Alfred doesn't look to have changed much. He does look older, though I've also upgraded myself again, same with J and Uzi. I had to get Uzi to bring V in so I could give her upgrades and try to get them up to what kind of version they were in the original.

V doesn't exactly trust me that's fair and all since she looks tense around me and looks like she wants to leave and get away from me now they are pretty much very close to the original MD cast but they are missing well more so V and J are missing their second set of eyes that would be on their head.

Uzi is missing the tail she would normally have when she uses the solver and all that, and all of them, including me, need the special metal that's off this planet to be extremely durable.

I've also started getting used to having a second pair of shell/skin on top of me, meaning it's not so bad being half-human again. There was one time when Bruce was in bed that Alfred asked me to try and get him up and noticed how I said try? It's because he pulled me into his bed with him, and not only was it bad timing, I was using a human-like body this time.

Not only were this body's sensors enhanced to the limit the body also matured as well looking more like a woman so being in bed with Bruce was kind of bad and not at the same time it also didn't help he practically didn't wear a shirt when he sleeps so you can pretty much guess what happened.

My face was completely red, and my body was hyperventilating, or more so I was, and the body crashed/fainted, and I couldn't move. Not only that, but my embarrassment was to such a high degree that after that incident, I never spoke of it again.

Bruce has been doing quite well. He's gained more gadgets to use, and he also met the Joker. I also met the Joker, and I probably scared the living daylights out of the poor clown. When he first saw me or the Tessa me, he thought nothing of it and 'kidnapped' me big mistake.

After a while of being kidnapped, I decided enough was enough and let lose for a change. The pent-up aggression and hunger fueled my resolve, and inside this Wearhouse, it went to hell for Joker's poor henchmen.

Joker wasn't looking at a human; no, he was looking at something horrible his men are getting torn to pieces and getting eaten like a snack. It's not that I could blame how shocked he is. I think I've started to lose my sanity 3 years ago because of this hunger.

Not only did Joker supply me with a snack, but he also supplied me for a whole year. Joker had already fled the skin/muscle of the body kind of torn from using the body in unnatural ways, and at the same time, I went home with so much food while humming to myself happily.

I teleported into the secret room and dropped the guys down. Don't worry; I've already killed them and put their corpses into a very, very large freezer and closed it behind. As I started to patch up the skin/muscle of this body, my sensors for pain were screaming, but I turned it off.

When I was done, I decided to treat myself to a nice rest for the day since I'd already gotten my food for the whole year. As long as I didn't have a garbage gut and saved food, I wouldn't have to kill for a long while.

I still feel guilty about what I've done, but I don't want to die. Living seems to be the better option, and I don't want Bruce to be left alone without me. I Refuse to have any girl get too close to him of my protective nature for him.

Uzi has been spending time with him and to be frank, I'm not angry at all I'm happy that he doesn't look so grumpy all the time and he looks to be happy he doesn't look sad or angry he enjoys his time with Uzi and me as well as Alfred he still has that disapproving glare in his eyes but it vanishes when I or Uzi talk to him same with Alfred.

Alfred has started to tease Bruce about me and Uzi sometimes, but Bruce Brushes it off most times, saying it's just family love and all that, while Alfred doesn't look convinced at all by his words.

Shutting down the alt body of mine, I used my original body to talk with Bruce. He talked about how the Joker did something downtown from Gotham, and he asked me to join I did not want to miss this and be completely bored out of my mind, just watching I went with him.

I hoped into the back of the Batmobile and Bruce drove off very quickly but once we arrived Bruce went out immediately and went to work while I may or may not have watched but it didn't last long as Joker 'surrendered' Bruce looked confused but took him in with handcuffs on his arms and shoved him into the front of that Batmobile.

But when Joker saw me in the back with the mirror he looked spooked.

"Holy Jesus Christ! You have the same eye colour as that..thing" Wow, did I give Joker a Traumatic experience? Uh..

"Same eye colour? What are you getting at here, Joker?" Bruce said, not looking away from the road as he drove the car to Arkham Asylum.

"This woman we kidnapped that I thought was just a helpless damsel turned out to be something horrible. Jeez, it gives me the creeps", Joker responds to Bruce.

"What did this 'woman's" eyes look like?" he said, one of his eyes slowly looking at me as if asking if he were to speak in a not-impressed look, asking, "What the hell did you do?"

I just gave a response to him through my visor through an emoji-like thing.

":P :3"

I'm acting silly. Joker doesn't seem to be paying attention, but Bruce has that disapproving glare. He's going to talk to me about this later. That's going to be fun...

It started raining. We reached Arkham Asylum, and Bruce got out and dragged Joker out while I went out, turning my hand into a big umbrella for myself as I walked next to Bruce.

As we reached inside, Bruce pushed Joker forward into the intensive treatment area as I'd already put my hand back to normal after shaking it a bit. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that it is not exactly waterproof yet, so water Is a no-no.

Walking next to Bruce as he brings Joker along, the police greet him. It's nice that some people respect him. I'm happy as long as he is happy.

As he put Joker on this weird metal thing and pulled him along, we reached the point where a doctor would do a small checkup on Joker, but he just spooked him.

"BO AhHAHA! Want to do a checkup on little old me? I'll be happy to drop my pants" 

"I've had enough he's good to go get this freak out of here!" The doctor says as we move along again.

We reach the elevators, and another elevator comes up, and out comes slowly Killer Croc.

"Croc oh boy! Is that you?" Joker said, delighted to see and hear him again as Croc smelled the air, taking in Batman's scent.

"I've got your scent, batman. When I find you, I will eat your insides as a snack", Croc says as his shock collar goes off as he complies with the guards of Arkham and brings him along.

As we enter the elevator and it closes behind us, oh yeah, the reason I haven't talked is because, in Bruce's words, "Would you like the world to find out an actual robot gained sentience?" And I couldn't argue.

The lights go out on the elevator, and as it still goes down, Joker laughs. When the lights come back on, Bruce is holding Joker by the neck with another hand in a punch-like motion, waiting for him to try anything.

"Hah hah..don't you trust me?" Joker said as Bruce pushed him straight onto the weird metal thing holding Joker. At least Bruce looked to know something felt off.

As we reach the bottom, walking some more, we reach Gordan. He looks tired than normal, which makes sense considering what goes around here.

"Rough night, hey, Gym?" Bruce said, walking with Gordan not as normal walking next to Bruce.

"Yeah doesn't help that we have freaks here every day I heard Joker surrendered"

"Yes he did and I don't like it"

"You think he's planning something?" Gordan said to Batman.

"If he is, he won't get a chance to start anything", Batman said with his usual glare as the Asylum Guards took Joker out of his metal strap chair and took him along with them past the laser-like wall.

After walking for a few moments, Joker's head buts a guard and strangles another. He does a little dance before the laser wall in front of him turns off as he enters. Batman had already jumped out of the glass window while I hopped over.

"Now, let's begin this big event I have in store for you, bats! Sentenced 50 years in prison meant it's cell number 3 !" Joker says as it echoes through the TV.

Some criminals escape and look ready to throw some hands with Batman while I silently giggle, knowing these guys' bone structure is gonna be rearranged.

"Let me handle this, Cyn", Batman says as he moves very quickly, every punch landing on some criminals. I can hear cracks not from Bruce's hands but from the criminal, and it sounds weirdly satisfying.

After a bit, he knocks them out, while Joker laughs at the chaos.

"Sentenced to 40 years in pri,son, it's door number 2!" As Jokers voice echos the second cell opens even more criminal's show up then before ehioe I smile slightly.

And the same result they didn't stand any chance against Bruce it was kind of funny watching those eyes of theirs to go from confident to feat it's such a treat.

"You still got it in you bats! But that was only the warm up I have so many more surprises for you including your little robot maid hehehahaha!" Joker laughs as he leaves the screen.

"I need to go after him Gordan"

"I know you go stop Joker I'll handle things here" Gordan replies to batman as Bruce starts to run ahead with me following behind with a smile on my face skipping along watching everything in slow motion as each punch hits another dude the body's of criminal's getting sent flying and knocked unconcious.

It's like watching fire works but instead of fire works it's humans getting sent flying each one making me enjoy each time he throws a punch am I turning into a masochist? Nah that's impossible.

Bruce is making quick work he's already reached the point where he has to fight a titan he gets some good hits in the titan charged at him and Bruce in return threw a batarang at the Brutes face and jumping to the side as the titan smashes himself against a wall while Joker laughs I'm mostly watching Joker making sure he doesn't try anything funny while at the same time making sure Bruce is okay.

The titan struggled a bit before basically falling over and dies from the titan formula it seems just like the actual Arkham Game of asylum Joker hasn't managed to complete and perfect it that's good for me and Bruce I don't want the fun of Arkham asylum to end just yet the scene plays out like normal Joker monologues and gives batman a free shot Bruce was going to go for it doesn't Joker flees for now then Bruce talks to Barbra or Gordan's daughter.

2 years back Bruce decided to go back and talk to Barbra about working together although Bruce seems fine working with her he doesn't fully trust her yet so she calls Bruce batman still since she doesn't know yet wait now that I think about it doesn't something bad happen to Barbra later on after asylum? 

Eh I'm sure it will be fine and even if they die of old age I'll make sure they stay I mean wouldn't it be nice to be a robot? Nevermind scratch that it's not fun being a drone and a solver drone to boot it's not fun needing to eat and drink oil.

Bruce finds out Gordan was taken and it turns out a Officer was working for Joker go figure and Harley Quinn cut the elevator not that Bruce needed it nore did I but again Harley seems to just be wanting to slow batman down for a bit longer if possible.

Watching Bruce's expression from his Cowl I see his calm anger and sorry although almost impossible to see but noticeable we reach the area where a lot of criminal's are patroling near the entrance to intensive treatment Bruce quickly dispatched one near the vent.

"Attention There seems to be a rodant in your area! If you happen to see a person that so happens to look like the bat shoot him on site! Hehehhahah that is if you even have the chance" Joker taunts the criminals and warns them of Bruce being in the room although it doesn't matter.

"*Happy* do you wish for my assistance in taking them out quitely Bat mannn~" I says to him with a small smile again quietly.

He's quiet for a moment then responds

"Sure just don't get caught and don't get shot don't want to have to fix you after we are done" Bruce says as it use his grappling hook onto a gargoyle and goes after a criminal quickly and quietly while my smile widdens alot as I start creeping up on one and lightly tap him on the shoulder.

The criminal turns around surprised and gets met in the stomach with a punch from me completely holding back knocking the wind out of him as another punch uppercuts his jaw causeing a chain reaction knocking him out and most likely breaking this dudes jaw but who cares I didn't kill him.

I lay the kocked out dude on the ground quietly while smiling although I can't kill them and I'm happy that I'm not allowed to kill them for one I've noticed when Bruce doesn't want me doing something and tell me like an order I don't disobey him if he doesn't want me to kill anyone in Arkham asylum then I won't.

It's like any hunger I have that makes me think about food goes out the window and I can logically think for myself and not think for my black hole I call a stomach For a drone.

I continued and eventually no one was patroling anymore following Bruce he comes to a stop seeing the metal container thing Joker was in now Infront of the intensive treatment front door with the police guard that was working for Joker dead in the same metal container thing.

"He's dead Gordan's trail ends here"

"*Giggle* do you want me to search the whole island for him master Batman?"

Again Bruce is silent 

"I'll think about it once we return to the car" he says to me as we start looking for a way out Bruce stops upon hearing a new voice in his coms link

"Haha! Yes it is I! Edward Nigma the riddler! And I have hacked into your puny little communication network and I have a aray of riddles for you today batman don't CUT yourself on this fleshly Cutted portrait" oh for f#ck sake is it really this ass whole?? I remember how much of a pain in the ass he is in the games completely I was so so upset that I couldn't absolutely punch his face as batman on the games in Arkham asylum.

You know what f##k this I'm not dealing with riddler today hell no.

Bruce scans the portrait and riddler congratulates him going on about the others are harder ect but I couldn't care less Bruce put his gauntlet to seek out riddlers location while with my absolute hate for riddler in the games decided to speeds things up.

F#CK you riddler 

I completely found where his exact location is using the solver and gave it to Bruce he just raised his eye brow at me while I just gave him my signature face to him.

":3"

He Shrugs not all that bothered he actually looks pleased that riddler is going to be completely out of the picture Tonight he sent it over the gcpd in Gotham and he for a brief moment smiles at me but it vanishes and he just starts to rub/pet my head god why is he's hand through his glove so nice and warm? i aim to please heh.

We leave intensive treatment and reach outside as he heads for his car as I pull out the umbrella again for myself as he takes care of the idiots trying to mess with his car.

What a night this will be 

TBC

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