[Autumn Event] At the Very Least, It's Not Halloween
"All right, it's time, so let's get started! Autumn is here! It's the War Fairy Interrogation Special! Formerly known as the voice of Padron Zalfedahl, I'm your elite investigator, Gashin Shorai!"
『TANAKA!!! ...Wait, it's not him!?』 『What do you mean, interrogation? LMAO』 『Gass-san!? It's Gass-san!』 『Gass-san in military police uniform!』 『Looking sharp!』 『Tanaka... Where's Tanaka...?』 『Elite WWW』 『Elite investigator WWW』 『Eliiiite (with a rolled R)』 『What's about to happen here?』
"And joining us again today, we have a special guest! The final boss of Chapter Two! The one who mercilessly wiped out countless players in an unfair forced-loss event, the source of everyone's trauma..."
"Formerly known as the voice of Limient Cornerstone, I'm your elite investigator, Adazakura Teika. Thank you for having me today. ...By the way, I can't help feeling there's a little malice in that introduction."
"I think that's only fair. A cannon that deals one trillion damage, combined with immunity to all attacks, is simply too unfair."
『TEIKA-SAMA IS HERE!』 『Please step on me!』 『Please look down on me!』 『That military police uniform suits her way too well LMAO』 『Now THAT was a spectacular forced-loss event WWW』 『TEIKA-SAMAAAA!! IT'S ME!! PLEASE INSULT ME!!!』 『999999999999 damage (eyes rolled back)』 『So dignified!』 『LMAO, they're calling her everyone's trauma』
"And now, allow me to introduce today's suspect..."
"...I'm Tanaka. The staff suddenly tied me up. Could somebody explain what's going on?"
『T-TANAKA!!!』 『TANAKA!!!?』 『LMAO, Tanaka's tied up』 『What is even happening WWWW』 『They've tied him up and made him sit in seiza WWW』 『B O N D A G E P L A Y』 『SUSPECT WWWW』 『Is this a scandal? Did he do something?』 『TANAKAAAAAAAAA!!!?』
"Now then, Mr. Tanaka. What's the name of the upcoming autumn event?"
"Uh, Next Road_Ramen Road..."
"That's right. Now, come on. Confess honestly. W H Y I S I T R A M E N?"
"Ah..."
『So THAT'S what this is about WWW』 『Seriously, though WWWW』 『Why is the very first autumn event about ramen? WWWW』 『That's taking the joke way too far』 『So THAT'S why they tied Tanaka up WWW』
"When you think of an autumn event, surely the first thing that comes to mind is Halloween, right? How on earth did we end up with ramen?"
"Do you have any idea how I felt? I finished recording all those serious scenes for Chapter Two, only to be handed a script for a ramen food review out of nowhere!"
『LMAO』 『There's not even a trace of Halloween in this WWW』 『“A script for a ramen food review” is such a powerful phrase』 『What is going on WWWW』 『The voice actors are staging a coup and I'm dying WWW』
"Mr. Gashin, think about it calmly. Imagine saying 'Trick or Treat!' and being handed a BayB Star. You'd be happy, wouldn't you?"
"BayB Star? You mean those snacks that look like compressed ramen? Well, of course I'd be happy to receive one. I used to eat them quite often when I was little."
"Thank you. ...Now, Miss Teika. Would you classify BayB Star as a snack?"
"Since they're sold in dagashiya candy stores and the snack sections of supermarkets, I suppose they would be classified as snacks."
"Exactly. So, you understand now, don't you? That's what this is all about."
"No, I don't. What exactly is this all about?"
"Listen carefully. BayB Star is a ramen snack, and it is a treat. Therefore, in the broadest sense of the word, ramen can also be classified as a treat. The conclusion is that there's absolutely no problem with turning a Halloween event into a ramen event."
"........................Huh?"
『????????』 『That logic makes no sense WWWW』 『TANAKA!?』 『WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?』 『Tanaka's lost it』 『Someone build a hospital here』 『TANAKA!!!』 『ME-DIC!!!』 『WWWWWWW』
▼ The introduction to the upcoming autumn event continues amid utter chaos, with no hope of bringing the situation under control.
★ Character Introductions
〇 Adazakura Teika (仇桜 帝華)
Nickname: Teika-sama
Voice actress for Limient. A 27-year-old woman whose signature is her dignified, commanding voice—so much so that anyone who hears it instinctively straightens their back.
She has built her public image around playing arrogant, haughty queen-type characters... but in reality, she's a polite, sensible person with an extraordinarily timid personality. Whenever fellow voice actors or friends occasionally reveal anecdotes about her private life, the fan community goes wild over the contrast, calling it “gap moe.”
〇 Gashin Shorai (雅芯 昇来)
Nickname: Gass-san
Voice actor for Padron. He's often cast in cool, composed roles. However...
Once, while voicing a character firing a missile in a mecha anime, he shouted, "FIIIIRE!!!" The automatic translation on a certain website rendered it as “Shorai Fist.” Since his actual name was Shorai, the result became a huge talking point.
For some reason, he has recently landed a role in an anime based on a gourmet manga, and he's also been getting more work narrating food-related television programs.
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