Chapter 130: 2
A Slightly Troubling Everyday Tale of a Make-Believe Family
Voices. On her way back to her room after a bath, Maria caught the voices of her two family members in the hallway and looked at the door. It was the room right next to hers. In other words, Harry’s room. If Harry and Sirius were the ones inside, the concept of holding back simply didn't exist for Maria.
Click.
"Aha, so Ronnie boy prefers the pretty ones after all. I had a feeling. Personally, I like this one better. A woman's gotta have curves in the right places."
"I'm so used to seeing Maria, so I don't really care that much about a girl's figure, but..."
"You just don't get it, Harry. Sure, taking a size like Maria's and massaging them to help 'em grow is a man's romance in its own right, but breasts are best when they're big. Try burying your face in 'em. It's absolute heaven."
"You can only say that because you're you, Sirius. More than that, I prefer slender legs... that..."
Green eyes locked onto her twin. Acting as if absolutely nothing was out of the ordinary, his sister squatted down beside the boys, tilted her head, and beamed.
"Don't mind me, keep going. By the way, I think I like the girl on the far left. Long red hair is just the absolute best, isn't it?"
""Maria!""
Clutching the rather explicit magazine, Harry practically jumped out of his skin. Sirius broke out in a cold sweat.
"N-N-No, it's not what it looks like! Um, this is—Ron forced it on me!"
"Ah, I figured as much? I thought the cover looked like something Ron would like."
"How do you know that?!"
This time, Sirius jumped for an entirely different reason. So that lanky redhead really was after Maria all along!
"Hm? Well, let's put that aside."
""Don't put it aside!""
Having their pathetic side witnessed by their favorite girl, the two males were in a full-blown panic. They couldn't bear to be despised over something like this. It was beyond humiliating. They had let their guard down because Maria was taking a bath. They hadn't had the slightest intention of letting her lay eyes on this!
—However, contrary to the boys' worries, Maria was smiling with the serene face of the Holy Mother. To begin with, Maria wasn't your average "young girl."
"You don't have to hide it. Dad completely understands."
"Huh?"
"Never mind, just talking to myself."
In Maria's mind, her former children came to mind. James acting like a big brother and dragging Albus into dirty talk, Fred getting swept up in the mischief and occasionally roping Scorpius into it too—and whenever little Lily approached, they would unite to hide "it" as if their usual bad blood was a total lie.
Right now, Sirius looked exactly like James Sirius, and Harry was the spitting image of Albus Severus. It had even led to her accidentally referring to herself as 'Dad.' If Maria weren't a woman, she undoubtedly would have been wearing the exact expression of a proud father.
"I see, I see, so Harry has reached that age too, huh."
"I'm the exact same age as you."
"Is it awkward with me here? Big sister sees right through her little brother's puberty, you know."
"I'm the older brother. And please, just be quiet."
Face beet red, Harry took refuge with Sirius. As for Sirius, he was experiencing incredibly mixed feelings as he stroked Harry's messy black hair. It wasn't like he expected this boisterous girl to let out a feminine shriek or anything, but... when he thought about Harry's feelings—having his dirty talk watched over with tender eyes by his own sister—it made him want to die right alongside him.
"So Sirius thinks the bigger, the better... Professor Lupin seems like he'd be an ass man. By the way, Draco is all about pretty faces. He tries to act like he doesn't care, but he definitely loves boobs."
"Maria, Maria, that's enough. Harry is crying. Also, stop saying 'boobs.'"
Sirius hung his head. Just what would it take for this kid to develop some feminine modesty? ...Was it already too late?
"Aww, what? Am I the odd one out? How lonely."
"Maria, you're supposed to be a girl!"
"I couldn't possibly have this kind of conversation with a woman. That'd be sexual harassment, wouldn't it?"
"I just don't understand your standards, Maria!"
"Now... now... calm down, you two..."
Surrounded by two yapping teenagers of opposite sexes, Sirius stared off into the distance, his thoughts drifting to his old best friend.
James, your daughter is exactly like you... What am I supposed to do with her?
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